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Mark Shane Hayden
@msh@coales.co
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Proprietor of coales.co, Python wrangler, tech tinkerer, advocate for a truly free and open society. Lives in Moh’kinsstis (Calgary) 🇨🇦.
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Joined May 25, 2017
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Blue...NO Yello aaaaaa!
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Scientist dude be like Bubbles except creepy I wonder what happened to creepy Ricky and creepy Julian #Monsterdon
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Well you gotta give Stanton this, that was the most creative way to off yourself EVER #Monsterdon
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The more epic this #Monsterdon sounds the more boring and dull it looks this movie is made for radio
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"You're pretty for a girl"
That actually working destroyed my suspension of disbelief #Monsterdon
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"Wandering aimlesslg through spacetime like a ship lost at sea"
Kinda the plot of all good #Monsterdon movies TBH
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Did they get a permit from the city for that basement acid pit? I feel like that is something you'd need a special permit for or something #Monsterdon
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Don't go anywhere in this house alone. Now go fix your face whilst I leave you here alone. #Monsterdon
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This is like one of those bottled episodes of a TV show with clips from past episodes they make during writers' strikes or when the show runs out of budget but with all of history itself #Monsterdon
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TFW you get a cheap laptop battery from Aliexpress but charging it doesn't go right #Monsterdon
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The music is trying really hard to compensate for the lack of thrill in the imagery but failing it still just looks like campfires #Monsterdon
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Look if you want the military-industrial complex to fund your research find a way to WEAPONISE it surely you must know that by now #Monsterdon
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I wish Halley's Comet looked even 1% as epic as that even if it did turn us all to ash it would've been worth it #Monsterdon
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I know that sky is supposed to look menacing but in 2026 it's basically just wildfire season #Monsterdon
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The rain washed away the Dorito Dust people and now the survivors can rebuild society in the image of Ronald Reagan Replicanism
THE END
How ghastly! I hope the comet returns to stop it!
Thanks for the apocalyptic #Monsterdon selection @Taweret@timeloop.cafe and to @miru@social.miyaku.media for generously wasting precious streaming bits on it for our enjoyment!
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Maybe it's a regional thing but only a total dork would've said "make it" back then? #Monsterdon
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The lack of situational awareness it STUNNING what a gift to have in these Trying Times #Monsterdon
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Vincent prefers the company of men but will make an exception for a lady who is homicidal #Monsterdon
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Sorry we were distracted and had to look away for a moment did we miss anything?
Oh it was just a moment I'm sure nothing happened #Monsterdon
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This is like Altman begging investors for more money to build his Big Important Thing #Monsterdon
