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It's me, Alice ❤️🔥✨
@mrs_malice@mastodon.world
mastodon 4.7.3Player of video games, writer of words, eater of sunflower seeds. This is my current profile!
🦄 Afab she/her — if this makes you "better" than me, then don't follow me. Nearly 40. Married. Cat mama to 2 sweet tabbies.
📍 No alt text = no boost. Posts may be deleted. #NoBots #NoAI #NoLLMs #NoBridge #NoTagsPub
164 Followers
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Joined February 09, 2026
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Retro cheevs:
good morning! i dreamed that we all lived in a society where, whenever you became upset by something, someone else would help by leaning in & handing you a chick in a cup... which makes it hard to stay upset, because now you look down & you're holding a fluffy yellow chick. in an empty coffee cup. who's now looking back up at you 🐣
petition to ban men in middle management from mastodon so they'll stop replying to everyone with their stupid middle-manager humor that we're all supposed to laugh at at work but isn't fucking funny here
gen z has the reputation of being somewhat prudish, but you know? i see you out there, gen z freaks. i see how hard you have to freak to make up for all the frollos in your generation, and i'm proud of you
#AskFedi #AskMastodon What are the top 3 fun party-time instances on Masto? Where do people go to join a big rambunctious group of weirdos?
geeeeez i need to follow more people, like regular normal people, who post about their unique lives, griefs & pleasures
whenever i try, i mostly end up finding large accounts who post all day & never reply back, or only reply/boost to dunk
(propaganda has become so fucking boring)
who's posting about switching to diet coke, or a funny sign they saw on the way to work, or a genuine shower thought, or a new thing they're into...
if that's you, hmu? more moots more fun? 🤠
running out of things to say on here lol
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btw nobody asked but since i don't like/tolerate lettuce very well, we replace it with a fresh "slaw" made of minced carrot, cilantro, lime juice & a spoonful of vinegar
(it also works with radish, yum~)
wanna hear a fun fact about tamagotchi as a hobby?
for many collectors & collectibles, buying "new in box" is ideal. the item's condition, and thus its value, is highest in that state.
however!!
for tama collecting, that's not always the case. why?
2 words: old batteries. 😰🪫💥
that's why, in tama hobby-land, ones that have been opened & tested can pull in *higher prices* than new-in-box ones (which are often sold as-is).
so there, now you know! fun fun 😄
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done! and now i'm displaying 3 of the 5 i mentioned up-thread 🤗 love how it's looking right now
#Vinyl #Music #AliceCollectsThings #TheBeatles
don't mind me just getting emotional over period food cravings i can't fulfill right now 😓
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@johnny@lazygeek.cafe ohhhh shaders. don't even get me started lol
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p.s. fun fact about me - you may know i'm your timeline's biggest beatles fan, but did you know i have a ted leo tattoo? now you do
seen a lotta AI-generated stupid on spotify but this "mix" really takes the cake
every time podcasts start advertising to me in spanish i'm like "ha! fooled you! ahaha sucker!!"
ditto when they think i run a business
and ditto when they think i'm a man
so yeah i guess according to the panopticon i'm either me or perhaps a spanish-speaking business-owning guy... very effective targeting y'all got there...
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fun to discover little tidbits about my collection. i have a french pressing of yellow submarine that was pressed while the usual factory was temporarily closed. that's just neat! ☺️
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i'm reminded of those fossil-hunting rival guys in the 1800s who were just finding messes of bones from multiple dinosaurs & stitching together skulls with the wrong bodies & being like "uhh yeah ok that's probably how it went"
and then selling it to ME 😫
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ok i've worked my way backwards from abbey road down through rubber soul. i'm gonna take a break to eat dinner & watch 🌈 infowars 🧅 with sam! then i'll deal with the rest of the american capitol releases lol
tummy hurty :(
if i had the power to curse people, i would use it to temporarily fuck up the vision of people who write "cute" shitty alt text and see how cute they really find it
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i can't stop adding to discogs, i have a problem... scanned in all my CDs & music-related VHS, DVDs & BluRays... now i'm about to scan in my cassettes
thank glob i don't collect 8-tracks like DAMN girl music much??
lil petty fedi gripe
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ME: "It's weird that this new crop of fans doesn't listen to the MUSIC before deciding to like a BAND, especially since their music has always been sexual & subversive and these fans are not"
RANDO: "You're gatekeeping"
please, please learn to read
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someone who literally never interacts with me suddenly has something to say huh lmao
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it's so funny that the last thing i have left to do on discogs is load in my last few beatles records, and the only reason i haven't done it yet is because i know i'm going to have to pull each one out of its case and put my glasses on and look at the etchings and oh my GOD i hate looking at etchings
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@dunny0@kind.social haha yay! i live to serve
...i skipped beatle church this morning 🤭
currently spinning 'teen dream' by beach house 🦓
#vinyl #music #NowSpinning
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i guess that means... the only way to get more music to scan... is to buy more music... 😈
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i think i finally ran out of music to scan in the house 😧
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@TheVinylApe@cupoftea.social thanks!
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@eldersea@expressional.social ahh thank you me too!!
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ok i've gotten 2 done in the 10 minutes since then — blood pressure going back down now
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need to take photos of these - my top 5 vinyl records by median value:
Katamari Damacy Original Video Game Soundtrack (2018)
Big Lizard In My Backyard (1985) - The Dead Milkmen
Illinois (10th Anniversary Edition, 2016) - Sufjan Stevens
The Tyranny of Distance (2001) - Ted Leo & the Pharmacists
The Boys of Dungeon Lane (Amoeba Records Edition, 2026) - Paul McCartney
^ yes i finally got the yellow dungeon lane vinyl at a reasonable price, yay!
#Vinyl #Music #AliceCollectsThings
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@Hundstrasse@retro.pizza omg 🥹
*inhales*
jack white acolyte
baby shut the door tight
upright
don't fight
book yourself a night flight
eat more, drink ensure
anti-bot is anti-war
seller's here; we're poor—
i said shut the cellar door!
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any loose leaf #tea recommendations?
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@MsHearthWitch@wandering.shop oh nooo we deserve better :(
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i love scraping games metadata 😌
like i hate it, but also, i love it, ya know?
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@MsHearthWitch@wandering.shop oh wow it all looks great! nice work 🎉
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@pip@infosec.exchange i'm making my way through this and, even though much of it is not new info for me, it's still blowing my mind seeing it all in one place lmao
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and it's really weird and aesthetic and devoid of substance and disconnected from any meaning the beatles originally intended
the gen Zers especially will come in & make complaints? like "ew this fandom is too sexual" except they call it "corn" and i... look, if you're at the point of self-censoring sexy words, the beatles are not for you!! stop trying to make them be??
algorithms have turned fandoms into shoe shopping & it's fucking annoying. You're either one of us or you're not lol
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