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Jessica Smith 🏳️‍🌈

@mintopia@phpc.social
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Software Architect, Freelance network, broadcast and event engineer. Ask me about LanCache! She/Her 🏳️‍🌈

Find me on Bluesky for less PHP/Tech posts @mintopia.net

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Joined October 28, 2022
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Jessica Smith 🏳️‍🌈 @mintopia@phpc.social
· 8mo ago

Not long to go until UK PHP Conference. Slightly nervous as it's my first time speaking at anything larger than a user group; but looking forward to it

My talk is Protocols, Packets and PHP: Networking Fundamentals for Developers. A nice intro to networking and why it's useful to know how it works.

If you don't have a ticket yet, you can get 10% off with 'PHPUK26' at https://www.phpconference.co.uk/tickets

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Jessica Smith 🏳️‍🌈 @mintopia@phpc.social
· 7mo ago

51% of people at #PHPUK26 saying they would use var_dump instead of step debugging with xdebug.

Respect for you for doing it all in hard mode but seriously, give xdebug a try; it’s worth the effort.

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Jessica Smith 🏳️‍🌈 @mintopia@phpc.social
· 7mo ago

Thanks to everyone who came to my talk at #PHPUK26 yesterday. It was an awesome event with great people.

It was also my first full conference talk and despite being a bag of nerves beforehand, it seemed to go OK. I've got some great feedback as well for improving my presentation style.

I'm giving the same talk (with improvements) at PHP Thames Valley in Reading on Monday.

https://www.meetup.com/php-thames-valley/events/313142907/

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Jessica Smith 🏳️‍🌈 @mintopia@phpc.social
· 7mo ago
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@heiglandreas@phpc.social That’s fair, it can be very awkward to setup. Even more so if you’re using FrankenPHP in worker mode or a local docker setup. I still think it’s worth it but I accept it’s a hard sell sometimes. For production, I’m so used to CI and building docker images for prod, the idea of debugging in production is just so foreign to me now. I’d probably attempt to use tracing and OpenTelemetry to at least capture as much context about the issue as possible. Not ideal, but it might help.
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Jessica Smith 🏳️‍🌈 @mintopia@phpc.social
· 7mo ago

The opening keynote at #PHPUK26 and its @GeeH@phpc.social giving a talk on ‘It Depends’ with audience voting on different questions.

The photo timing with the slide is just perfect!

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Jessica Smith 🏳️‍🌈 @mintopia@phpc.social
· 7mo ago
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@saramg@fosstodon.org Many many hugs. I know it's been a tough time.
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Jessica Smith 🏳️‍🌈 @mintopia@phpc.social
· 8mo ago
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@dantleech@fosstodon.org I am absolutely 100% prepared and am in no-way still working on slides.
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Jessica Smith 🏳️‍🌈 @mintopia@phpc.social
· 5mo ago
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@derickr @saramg @zoe Absolutely!
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