McSweeney&#39;s

· 2w ago

An Important Vaccine Update from the Lord Thy God https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/an-important-vaccine-update-from-the-lord-thy-god #Humor #Satire #Comedy

An Important Vaccine Update from the Lord Thy God

“Vaccines were supposed to be on the tablets the whole time. Wild, right? But, in My defense, I had just created heaven and earth, and parted the Red Sea, an...

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· 2mo ago

As a Democratic Member of Congress, I Don't Wish to Speak Ill of the Dead https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/as-a-democratic-member-of-congress-i-dont-wish-to-speak-ill-of-the-dead #Humor #Satire #Politics

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· 2mo ago

I'm Thrilled to Be Back from Maternity Leave https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/im-thrilled-to-be-back-from-maternity-leave #Humor #Satire #WorkLife

I’m Thrilled to Be Back from Maternity Leave

“Yep, it sure is good to be back. I woke up three times last night to feed the baby and two more times because I was scared the baby was being too quiet. But...

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· 3mo ago

USA: We Go Together Like... https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/usa-we-go-together-like #Humor #Satire #USA

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· 2mo ago

We Need to Stop This Reckless Rhetoric About Abolishing the Thought Police https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/we-need-to-stop-this-reckless-rhetoric-about-abolishing-the-thought-police #Satire #Humor #Politics

We Need to Stop This Reckless Rhetoric About Abolishing the Thought Police

“If we start just dismantling every government institution all willy-nilly, pretty soon we’ll be living in a country where agencies are expected to justify t...

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· 2mo ago

I Watched the Copa Mundial Non-Stop on Telemundo for Cinco Weeks and Now I Don't Hablar Inglés Anymore https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/i-watched-the-copa-mundial-non-stop-on-telemundo-for-cinco-weeks-and-now-i-dont-hablar-ingles-anymore #Humor #Satire #Sports

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· 3mo ago

Novel GLP-1 Receptor Agonist Delivers Transition to Astral Plane https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/novel-glp-1-receptor-agonist-delivers-transition-to-astral-plane #Humor #Satire #Fiction

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· 3mo ago

On the Historical Significance of the Male Low Ponytail https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/on-the-historical-significance-of-the-male-low-ponytail #Fashion #History #Menswearableism

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· 2mo ago

A Letter from Mick Jagger to the Devil on the First Draft of "Sympathy for the Devil" https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/a-letter-from-mick-jagger-to-the-devil-on-the-first-draft-of-sympathy-for-the-devil #Humor #Music #Writing

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· 1mo ago

Why We Must Return to the Office to Use AI in Person https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/why-we-must-return-to-the-office-to-use-ai-in-person #Humor #Satire #WorkplaceOfficeLife

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· 3mo ago

Let's Drive This Friend Group Right Into the Abyss https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/lets-drive-this-friend-group-right-into-the-abyss #Humor #Satire #Friendship

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· 2w ago

Today's Programming Lineup on Trump TV https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/todays-programming-lineup-on-trump-tv #Satire #Humor #Politics

Today’s Programming Lineup on Trump TV

“No nation can truly call itself a democracy until its leader has dismissed the entire press corps and replaced them with state-run media. Now, instead of Am...

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· 2mo ago

I'm Jimothy, the Short-Spined Raccoon Who Has Taken the Internet by Storm, and the Collective Weight of Your Adoration Is Breaking My Already-Compromised Back https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/im-jimothy-the-short-spined-raccoon-who-has-taken-the-internet-by-storm-and-the-collective-weight-of-your-adoration-is-breaking-my-already-compromised-back #Humor #Animals #Internet

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· 2mo ago

Subscription Tiers for Truth API, President Trump's New Premium Data Feed https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/subscription-tiers-for-truth-api-president-trumps-new-premium-data-feed

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· 2mo ago

Is it AuDHD... or Are You Just Strange? A Seventeen Magazine-Style Quiz for Millennials https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/is-it-audhd-or-are-you-just-strange-a-seventeen-magazine-style-quiz-for-millennials

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· 2mo ago

Is It Time to Wash the Dishes? A Flow Chart https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/is-it-time-to-wash-the-dishes-a-flow-chart #Humor #Satire #LifeHacks

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· 2mo ago

"Nuh-Uh," "Not It," and Other New Pentagon Strategies for Winning at War https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/nuh-uh-not-it-and-other-new-pentagon-strategies-for-winning-at-war #Satire #Humor #Military

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· 2mo ago

Meet the Secretary of Fertility https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/meet-the-secretary-of-fertility #Humor #Satire #Fiction

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· 2mo ago

Underwater Existentialism https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/underwater-existentialism #Humor #Satire #Philosophy

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· 2mo ago

Introducing: MAN-THOLOGY, by Alpha Male Guru, Chud Buffly https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/introducing-man-thology-by-alpha-male-guru-chud-buffly #Humor #Satire #Parody

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· 3mo ago

Democrats Need to Win Back Voters by Becoming Republicans https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/democrats-need-to-win-back-voters-by-becoming-republicans #Politics #Satire #Humor

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· 2mo ago

Rationale for War with Iran or Reason Men Back into Parking Spaces? https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/rationale-for-war-with-iran-or-reason-men-back-into-parking-spaces #Humor #Satire #Politics

Rationale for War with Iran or Reason Men Back into Parking Spaces?

“They enjoy displaying their skill even if little is actually accomplished and it takes longer than necessary.”

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· 2mo ago

Rationale for War with Iran or Reason Men Back Into Parking Places? https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/rationale-for-war-with-iran-or-reason-men-back-into-parking-places #Humor #Satire #Politics

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· 2mo ago

I Have Never Made This Recipe, but I Give It Five Stars https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/i-have-never-made-this-recipe-but-i-give-it-five-stars #Humor #Satire #Internet

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· 3mo ago

President Trump's Mind Is Too Advanced to Be Constrained by Reality https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/president-trumps-mind-is-too-advanced-to-be-constrained-by-reality #Satire #Humor #Politics

President Trump’s Mind Is Too Advanced to Be Constrained by Reality

“What some have mistaken for confusion is actually a revolutionary new style of executive thinking that refuses to be imprisoned by cause and effect, which t...

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· 2mo ago

A Packing List for the Woman I Will Become on My Summer Vacation to Cape Cod https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/a-packing-list-for-the-woman-i-will-become-on-my-summer-vacation-to-cape-cod #Humor #PersonalGrowth #Travel

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· 3mo ago

My Gen-Z Sitcom https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/my-gen-z-sitcom #Comedy #Satire #Humor

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· 2mo ago

Effective Immediately, Every God-Fearing Soldier Will Be Jacked to the Gills with Testosterone https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/effective-immediately-every-god-fearing-soldier-will-be-jacked-to-the-gills-with-testosterone #Humor #Satire #Military

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· 2mo ago

Robin Hood, Prince of Compulsive and Pointless Theft https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/robin-hood-prince-of-compulsive-and-pointless-theft

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· 2mo ago

Short Conversations with Poets: Carolina Ebeid https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/carolina-ebeid #Poetry #Literature #Writing

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· 2mo ago

Travel Tips When Encountering Fellow Americans Abroad https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/travel-tips-when-encountering-fellow-americans-abroad

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· 2mo ago

My Next Book Project https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/my-next-book-project #Humor #Writing #Satire

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· 3mo ago

Reviews of New Food: Rice Krispies Treat Strawberry Ice Cream Sandwiches https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/rice-krispies-treat-strawberry-ice-cream-sandwiches #Food #Humor #Reviews

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· 3mo ago

How to Hustle Like a Tech Founder https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/how-to-hustle-like-a-tech-founder #Humor #Satire #Startup

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· 2mo ago

I'm Cyclosporiasis, the Explosive Diarrhea Parasite, and I'm Pivoting to Music https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/im-cyclosporiasis-the-explosive-diarrhea-parasite-and-im-pivoting-to-music #Humor #Satire #Parasites

I’m Cyclosporiasis, the Explosive Diarrhea Parasite, and I’m Pivoting to Music

“When I’m not busy making people poop so bad they wish they’d never been born, all I can think about is lyrics, chords, interesting little beats and sounds. ...

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· 3mo ago

Why the Taco Bell Meal for Two Is the Only Economic Indicator That Matters https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/why-the-taco-bell-meal-for-two-is-the-only-economic-indicator-that-matters #Humor #Satire #Economy

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· 2mo ago

You Impale One Guy, and Suddenly You're "Vlad the Impaler" https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/you-impale-one-guy-and-suddenly-youre-vlad-the-impaler #Humor #Satire #History

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· 2mo ago

Our Investigation Found That Shen Yun Used U.S. Voter Rolls to Distribute Flyers to Hundreds of Millions of American Households https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/our-investigation-found-that-shen-yun-used-us-voter-rolls-to-distribute-flyers-to-hundreds-of-millions-of-american-households #Investigate #Politics #Satire

Our Investigation Found That Shen Yun Used U.S. Voter Rolls to Distribute Flyers to Hundreds of Millions of American Households

“We estimate that the average American has come across a Shen Yun pamphlet, leaflet, or poster at least seventeen times in the last six months. What’s to sto...

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· 2mo ago

A Case for the Giant Toxic Goo Pit I Want to Build in the Center of Town https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/a-case-for-the-giant-toxic-goo-pit-i-want-to-build-in-the-center-of-town #Humor #Satire #CreativeWriting

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· 2mo ago

The Old Man and the Strait https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the-old-man-and-the-strait #Humor #Satire #Literature

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· 2mo ago

Disgruntled Performance https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/disgruntled-performance #Humor #Satire #Writing