Well, I got rejected today.
No hurt was felt. No pain, just calmness.
This is a nice feeling! I should do this more often :-D
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m4iler the Boogeyman 
@m4iler@infosec.exchange
mastodon 4.8.0-alpha.3+glitchIT, #security. #Privacy and #OSINT not my strong suit, but I'm still a fan.
"There are no dumb questions, only dumb answers"
I just want a peaceful life. A good life. And I want the same for you.
I own three axes.
I have done one physical pentest, therefore am the absolute authority on anything physical /sarcasm
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New automation done.
I have a PIR sensor in my hall now. When I come in, my living room lights turn on.
This is what we in the business call gucci shit.
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@davep@infosec.exchange @woe2you@beige.party Natural selection isn't what it used to be.
I made it, too.
I have become a cited source, apparently.
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social how did I deserve this honor?
All righty then! Some of you knew this and didn't tell me. Some of you didn't, you're off the hook...
HOW THE FUCK IS A 7.5km/h JOG MORE COMFORTABLE THAN A 6km/h MARCH?!
SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN!
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@neurovagrant Please use your own DNS server for this. Do not trust con networks.
But I wish you good luck! This sounds like a fun idea to make you learn your presentation by heart.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-W-4iKR64aw
Catchy tune, to be honest.
I just did a pullup.
I am happy to announce that my car is running smoothly again.
Weeks of knocking sounds from a loose bottom engine cover... and it was a 30-minute fix + 20$.
Fuck. I haven't driven like a normal human in a WHILE now :-D
Ah yes. The two hours of sleep.
02:30 AM: Fall asleep, get harassed by a friend for "not knowing how to drink"
04:30 AM: Said friends starts coughing and tossing up his breakfast, lunch and dinner.
04:45 AM: Flat owner draws a dick on his forehead in something like a graffiti pen.
Overall, a good wake up.
A colleague lent me 6 of his locks. I lent him 4 of mine, I believe.
Now I picked 4 of his. He picked 2 of mine.
WOOOO!!! 66% SUCCESS RATE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7W4dAvZmQc
My OST for today
I got my scars again, and I love them.
No, not self-harm, although you may call carrying a 35kg sandbag for minutes on end "self-harm." I call it drunk disposal training.
I have a goal, I have a plan, and just tossing around a bag is just too much fun.
Let me write this down to remember:
Sons of Ivaldi:
- Skidblandir (Freyr)
- Gungnir (Odin)
- Sif's hair (Sif)
Brokr and Sindri
- Draupnir (Odin)
- Gullinbursti the boar (Freyr)
- Mjolnir (Thor)
Please do correct me if I'm wrong, this is all the data I could find.
Tired: Netflix and chill
Wired: Shrek and calisthenics
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@tempusfelix@wehavecookies.social True, I'll have to incorporate at least some.
That, and tell my gym owner to buy sandbags. I had to bring mine in :-D But he's a cool guy, so he'll probably get them
5$ per ehro cylinder? A new, simple lock?
I bought a dozen.
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And if you're reading this, M, stop stalking me :-D
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@tempusfelix@wehavecookies.social Also, when you said "Sandbag cleans," I was half-expecting
Sandbag cleans
Sandbag purges
Sandbag cleanses the soul
Sandbag forges the body
😂
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@ondra@social.unextro.net @iurecz@witter.cz Taky možnost.
Jenže usecase pro tuto VPN je jednodušší, než komerční VPN vyžaduje. Stačí si koupit VPS někde v čudu a technicky jsem v cizí zemi.
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@tempusfelix@wehavecookies.social That's up to the gym owner. He knows I like them, so he might be inclined to include them :-3
Pull day today. I am honestly excited.
My body is ready.
I will pepper my angus.
Rows, pulldowns, RDL, farmer's carry, all topped off with 12-18 mins of interval running.
First I wreck myself, then I demolish the chicken breast I prepared last night.
The back WILL grow. Under pain of death if necessary!
Welp, time to go in the kitchen and make some chicken.
For euro cylinders, electrician's tape can help organize keyways. I now have a set of cylinders with "tape" and "no-tape" sides and I can pick first the tape, then the no tape. This way I have a way to at least know I didn't touch the same keyway twice in one session.
Sure, the lock is asymmetrical, but hell, this looks more obvious.
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@ondra@social.unextro.net @iurecz@witter.cz Na tenhle post mám jen joke odpověď:
Turisté se dostanou na sociální sítě u nás stejně jako já: s VPN do země, kde na to každej sere.
Walking pads are not bad! Just jogged around 3km on one, and it was good. No cold air, no stress about running back, just a slow jog.
Cool. Cool. No, it's cool.
Got two tickets to the theater and no one I could ask openly and just fine can go.
Is it weird if I invite someone to a play?
I met Logan yesterday. I went for a walk, and in the forest, there was a log. By an estimate, it was about 3m tall and around 60kg. I took it for a walk.
I obviously overdid it, since now, my back is screaming and I have a washing machine to move tonight.
Fun times ahead.
Hello, hatred, my old friend.
I just got bent over a table and fucked... in Sudoku.
I may have an issue.
No other way to make sure than buy more. Opened these, picked them, and I'm ready for any meetup that may come.
These are level 1, so no security pins, and they're not going into any door. I did keep the keys, though, just in case someone needs "just any old lock" to keep a door closed temporarily