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Lorgo Numputz

@lorgonumputz@beige.party
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Dreamer. Shaper. Singer. Maker.

It's not a party until someone parachutes in.

#Monsterdon is my jam.

"Bad can be good but boring never is."

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Joined September 01, 2023
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Lorgo Numputz @lorgonumputz@beige.party
· 2mo ago
This is hella good
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Lorgo Numputz @lorgonumputz@beige.party
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@VeroniqueB99 I have this backpack with this exact label and have used it... Forever. Amazingly well made. The manufacturer is Tom Bihn. No idea if their current bags have tags like this. My backpack dates from the GW Bush era, and he is the president they are referring to.
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Lorgo Numputz @lorgonumputz@beige.party
· 3mo ago
Okay, this movie was worth it for the outro music. #Monsterdon
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Lorgo Numputz @lorgonumputz@beige.party
· 3mo ago
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@djcomatose@mastodon.world @Mx_Shankly@masto.es No, but we do tire of people who just want attention polluting said hashtags with unrelated shit.
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Lorgo Numputz @lorgonumputz@beige.party
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@cR0w@infosec.exchange @kajer@infosec.exchange @catsalad@infosec.exchange tl;dr: I made funny and possibly insulting DNS records! For DNS domains and systems I managed I used the "nslookup" command - which required you to type "exit" to get out. For some reason my brain insisted on typing "quit" first - which always ended up with nslookup trying to look up the record "quit". So I made one. It pointed to another machine named "type-exit-you-idiot" which was enough to jog my memory so I could get out of this utility. This worked great until another member of staff also used nslookup and typed "quit"... Thankfully they also found that funny. I changed the record after that.
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Lorgo Numputz @lorgonumputz@beige.party
· 2mo ago
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@klu9@ohai.social @Taweret@timeloop.cafe I had confused with "Wolf" (1984) starring Jack Nicholson). Not the same movie, as I found out.
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Lorgo Numputz @lorgonumputz@beige.party
· 2mo ago
The version of Hawk that I'm watching has incorrect captions. So, Susie just joined the office meeting. They're discussing how it will be fun to live at a hotel for the winter. At the same time Hawk got the weird green glowy hand sword. #Monsterdon
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Lorgo Numputz @lorgonumputz@beige.party
· 5mo ago
Replying to

@skinnylatte

I've been asked about why I'm wearing a mask at the doctor's office. Was I sick?

"No, but to me it makes sense to mask up when I'm going to the same place that I know sick people go to."

About half the time the other person will pull out a mask and put it on.

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Lorgo Numputz @lorgonumputz@beige.party
· 5mo ago
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@Lana Win-win!
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Lorgo Numputz @lorgonumputz@beige.party
· 6mo ago

The NASA picture of the day, a visualization of 2 black holes merging in the Tarantula Nebula, is pretty cool.

#NASA

beige.party
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Lorgo Numputz @lorgonumputz@beige.party
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@rsmon77 He was punched so hard that it blurred his face! (On my phone, at least)
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Lorgo Numputz @lorgonumputz@beige.party
· 34mo ago
I used Whisper to create a SRT formatted subtitle file for the movie "It Came From Beneath The Sea" - available on archive.org Whisper mostly works very well - but muddy audio + underwater noises produced this accidental art. #Monsterdon #LLM #Whisper
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Lorgo Numputz @lorgonumputz@beige.party
· 4mo ago
No way we could afford RAM like that these days. #Monsterdon
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Lorgo Numputz @lorgonumputz@beige.party
· 3mo ago
This movie is so exciting. I'm excited. You? #Monsterdon
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Lorgo Numputz @lorgonumputz@beige.party
· 3mo ago
Grampa bot only has a few lines. "No, you can't stay." "Where is my State Fair spoon?" "Cannot load file GRMPA1.BIN" #Monsterdon
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Lorgo Numputz @lorgonumputz@beige.party
· 3mo ago
"These bones are still moist" is my favorite Monsterdon quote this year #Monsterdon
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Lorgo Numputz @lorgonumputz@beige.party
· 3mo ago
"Granger!" (whistles) "Here boy!" #Monsterdon
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Lorgo Numputz @lorgonumputz@beige.party
· 3mo ago
His entire life Grange has been like this... sigh. #Monsterdon
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Lorgo Numputz @lorgonumputz@beige.party
· 3mo ago

I've prepared for Zarkorr! The Invader as best I can:

  • I have a Gypsy Danger plushie
  • This chair is pretty comfy
  • Sitting in my own private Kaiju bunker. I tried the public shelters once... Once!!
  • Snacks

#Monsterdon

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Lorgo Numputz @lorgonumputz@beige.party
· 3mo ago

#Monsterdon preparedness checklist:

  • Spider repellent? Check
  • Spider-proof bunker? Always
  • Spider scarecrow? Out of stock
  • Spider riding harness? I mean, it's no giant worm... but yeah.

I think I'm ready for Earth vs. the Spider

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Lorgo Numputz @lorgonumputz@beige.party
· 3mo ago
Little known fact: Spiders are constantly screaming #Monsterdon
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Lorgo Numputz @lorgonumputz@beige.party
· 3mo ago
Okay, but when does "The World" get involved? So far it's "The scientist and some townspeople vs. The Spider" #Monsterdon
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Lorgo Numputz @lorgonumputz@beige.party
· 2mo ago
So Dewey indicated his understanding about the construction and, I guess, indicated that he is okay with the Wolfen continuing to prey on our most vulnerable. #Monsterdon
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Lorgo Numputz @lorgonumputz@beige.party
· 2mo ago
The "Big Lou" sax number was hopping #Monsterdon
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Lorgo Numputz @lorgonumputz@beige.party
· 2mo ago
Boosted by @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
Sadly, the General was permanently deaf after this. And we've seen what happens to deaf people in this movie. #Monsterdon
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Lorgo Numputz @lorgonumputz@beige.party
· 2mo ago
Okay. I'm ready. I'm ready for this. I'm ready for you to hit me with another Jack Palance movie. So hit me. Go ahead. HIT ME. #Monsterdon
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Lorgo Numputz @lorgonumputz@beige.party
· 2mo ago
I want a purple bath bomb. #Monsterdon
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Lorgo Numputz @lorgonumputz@beige.party
· 2mo ago
We have identified the incorrect subtitles as being from The Shining. Right now they are discussing the tragedy of what happened with the previous caretaker. I won't bore you with the rest. In the Hawk movie some dude is being tended to by some nuns. Monty Python has ruined this scene for me. #Monsterdon
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Lorgo Numputz @lorgonumputz@beige.party
· 1mo ago
DING DONG It's her mother and Dr. Armitage at the door. #Monsterdon
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Lorgo Numputz @lorgonumputz@beige.party
· 1mo ago
Does anyone know when the deadites or whoever will attack? Maybe a time? #TeamDeadite #Monsterdon
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Lorgo Numputz @lorgonumputz@beige.party
· 2w ago
This part of the movie just seems gratuitous. #Monsterdon
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Lorgo Numputz @lorgonumputz@beige.party
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@djcomatose@mastodon.world Not even going to pretend you don't know what you're doing. I've said my part. Now go away.
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