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@zentinel17@masto.ai @njion@bark.lgbt Which is funny cause I wend 20 km back and forth just to get some beers and a lighter from the nearest village (since we forgot the latter) it was fun tho :3
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iceshrimp.net 2026.1.2-beta+2d248d732eSilly genderfuck. Sometimes horny.
Disabled - ARM in a VACTERL package since birth. Also 6,45% spineless.
More deranged here.
Pls follow @lilyvanilla@lgbtqia.space for things that generally have been thought about more and will be not lewd / 18+. Boosts are ok btw :3
Disabled - ARM in a VACTERL package since birth. Also 6,45% spineless.
More deranged here.
Pls follow @lilyvanilla@lgbtqia.space for things that generally have been thought about more and will be not lewd / 18+. Boosts are ok btw :3
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@zentinel17@masto.ai @njion@bark.lgbt Only chilling - the coffee wasn’t since we discovered in the evening that there are competing connector standards for gas cartridges.
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@nightjar@twoot.site @awoo@gts.apicrim.es Aber nicht in diesem Fahrzeug
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@jmaris@eupolicy.social @schratze@todon.nl So I am gathering that a ford ranger has no space for two people at the same time rendering the means of reproduction inaccessible
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this is what they took from us
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Wild that they never use it.
U see I don’t struggle with taking things extremely literally I am actually too good at it
This fixes me so much
Cautiously I unwound the repulsive door wrapping and saw his feet. They astonished me. I have always regarded feet as the most intimate and personal part of our bodies, and not the genitals, not the heart, or even brain, organs of no great significance that are too highly valued. It is in the feet that all knowledge of mankind lies hidden; the body sends them a weighty sense of who we really are and how we’re relate to the earth. It’s the touch of the earth, et this point of contact with the body that the whole mystery is located - the fact that we’re built of elements of matter, while also being alien to it, separated from it. The feet - those are our plugs into the socket.
So true olga Tokarczuk, “drive your plow over the bones of the dead” (this won a literature noble prize.
Paulaner Cola is just bisexual juice
Fem Friday bitches
finally EU agencies I can support - this one is truly horrid
I'm not sure if the header works, but oh well
Happy egg day to everyone who found an egg in their life
After years of extractionmaxxing to absolutely outgrind the local coffee shop I’m proud to announce my departure from this liberal blue haired snowflake heresy
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@spacekatia What happened when a halo condom twink and a ps2 condom twink hooked up?
Happy Mother’s Day to everyone who gets called mommy
Weather apps should have interactive wet bulb temperature charts/ratings
Wtf is a pickup truck
Very informative 👍
Meine Oma hat mir heute statt „Deutschland“ Döner-Land geschrieben
tits inside
Es hat sich ausgespahnt
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@jmaris@eupolicy.social @schratze@todon.nl Okay yeah that probably leaves very little room both literally and figuratively for potential partners
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@amy@mastodon.fibercut.org Aber diesmal richtig?
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@left_adjoint@tilde.zone @ptrc@social.treehouse.systems Fun fact - alcohol pads are no longer who recommend procedure for subq/IM/etc.
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/41200411/