This is your periodic reminder.
https://analognowhere.com/_/ogmxha/
#analognowhere #unix_surrealism
Ку 🇧🇬🇪🇺
I break things to see how they (don't?) work | I pass the butter | I sometimes push too much on the boundaries of Poe's law, it's wholly intentional | I touch computers for money, mostly with utter disgust | feed contains #Bulgarian, да го еба | (де)бел #хакер | !! и ≠ й ≠ ѝ !!
A chance exists I might understand what I'm talking about if it's related to #computers. I'm most likely thoroughly #incompetent and just love expressing my #dumb #opinions on any other subject you see me touch.
...they despise your kind because you understand the machine, while they have to turn jungles into fuel and enslave thousands of computers just to pretend that the machine speaks to them too.
#unix_surrealism
A popular Bulgarian restaurant chain apparently deployed facial recognition and "smile ranking" for its waiters.
There's no note of this in the chain's site and nothing in the locations mentions that this is happening (that violates several EU laws).
The only reason this came out is because the company that provides the services fucked up and bragged about it on their page (internet archive link in the consumerrights.wiki post below).
Obviously saying this is just for the waiters is utter BS, first because that's not how any of this tech can work, but even more so considering there's a screenshot on their announcement page for it that shows the system keeping information for customers as well.
https://consumerrights.wiki/w/Happy_Bar_%26_Grill_Biometric_Surveillance
https://writings.hongminhee.org/2026/03/legal-vs-legitimate/
The norms that open source communities built over decades did not wait for court approval. People chose the GPL when the law offered them no guarantee of its enforcement, because it expressed the values of the communities they wanted to belong to. Those values do not expire when the law changes.
"Hey, I'm Matthew. I used to be a human with a soul. I was even capable of reason. But working for Google has degraded me into a human shaped corporate propaganda megaphone. I know what I'm doing is wrong and terrible. However the world we live in has left me no choice but to support all the terrible anti-customer decisions that my employer forces on me, as I need a job to survive...
Ugh... I mean... Sideloading bad! Scammers make you sideload v1ru53z that the all benevolent Google has not blessed!
The only reasonable solution is for you to do a headstand for 24 hours non-stop to prove you're not being coerced by scammers!"
RE: @grote@chaos.social