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@objectrecycler@woof.tech ono

I am a tragic and romantic figure. I shall go lie on my chaise longue dramatically.

@objectrecycler@woof.tech poetry! Could you imagine a sausage and bacon baguette that is not bread The baguette is the meat Would be so good But oh so lethal to eat

@objectrecycler@woof.tech Wait, was this intentional poetry?

@kabel42@polymaths.social @objectrecycler@woof.tech Nono, this was the fridge, not the freeezer. Only chill the Squeakums. 20% cooler.

@objectrecycler@woof.tech @kabel42@polymaths.social Wait, I think you also ate the tupperware containing live martens. Take this antacid for later.

@objectrecycler@woof.tech @kabel42@polymaths.social Thank you for cleaning out the fridge. Now I can put new, non-poisonous food inside! 🐹🐹🐹 You are free to go.

@objectrecycler@woof.tech hey, get back in the refrigerator, you! :pushes Squeaker with a broom:

@kabel42@polymaths.social @objectrecycler@woof.tech I think that's called a food truck

I am told this is "rat month"?

I wonder whether the fact that a captain outranks a lieutenant signifies in the relationship between Lt. Columbo and his wife.

@objectrecycler@woof.tech ono, Squakums is a genius? does that mean we can't hang out? (I am very dumb)

@objectrecycler@woof.tech :puts on coke-bottle glasses:

@momo@woof.tech it's too warm :<

@objectrecycler@woof.tech Aren't baguettes usually made out of bread?

@momo@woof.tech hewwo

@objectrecycler@woof.tech :puts entire broom into a tupperware container:

@objectrecycler@woof.tech Squeaker could be about 20% cooler.

@objectrecycler@woof.tech :pours squeakers into a tupperware container and puts in the fridge on top of an assortment of martens in similar tupperware containers:

@objectrecycler@woof.tech I hope it was ice coffee.

@objectrecycler@woof.tech No, you just need to sit patiently at the table until your cup of coffee arrives. It is the waiter who waits.

@void_friend@tech.lgbt There's one of these driving around Prague selling coffee. It's not red though, but similarly corrugated.

@objectrecycler@woof.tech Witch will give squeakums compliments?

@objectrecycler@woof.tech you gon' buy some books and a witch?

@momo@woof.tech hamnershark confirms it is morning with him clock

@objectrecycler@woof.tech I found season 1 ok and I couldn't get through the season 2, which was changed and modernized for the late 1970s-early 1980s style of TV). Your experience may vary, I am weird.

@momo@woof.tech o/

@objectrecycler@woof.tech That's "Captain Janeway" to you.

:theatrical sigh with hand over the forehead, palm up:

@CheetahFluff@nyan.network hamner was fooled, hamner thought this was a choice 🐹 I still like it though

@objectrecycler@woof.tech @momo@woof.tech

@CheetahFluff@nyan.network sorry, excuse the ignorance, is this traditional art (as opposed to digital)? The color work is very extremely appealing and I wanted to ask what the technique is 👉️ 👈️ I especially like the highlights, and especially-especially on the inner side of the dress fabric. I also really like how you restrained the gradient elsewhere, especially in the deeper purple on top of the clothes and used the color for texture around the waist.

@momo@woof.tech if this poem is bad, let it be revenge a kitty bit me and so i must die do not cry for me, bite back

@momo@woof.tech :starts composing a death poem:

@momo@woof.tech

@objectrecycler@woof.tech I rolled a 20.

@objectrecycler@woof.tech I'm a big fan, so get in the fridge.

@objectrecycler@woof.tech :puts on a snorkel:

Duuuuuuummmmpliiiiiinnnnggggggsssss

@objectrecycler@woof.tech cf

Hamnershark is beautiful