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every time they say "may the force be with you" I want to say "and also with you"
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padme MARRIES anakin?
only a man could have written this
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omg wait is this movie where the meme of the lady sitting in the flowers being like "right??" comes from? 😂
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I keep being like "why is anakin so dramatic?" but then I remember he was a child when they met and 10 years have passed so he's probably a teenager 😩
so annoying
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I'm sorry is the implication here that anakin is gonna date the senator? but he was a child when they met? 😭
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am 3/4 through "attack of the clones (episode ii)" and I feel like we have strayed so very far from the '70s and '80s star wars movies, already
this feels like it's a completely different series
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okay well I'm maybe 20% of the way through this movie and I have zero investment in the characters so far 😂
not sure these obscure spin-off movies are for me
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how does "rogue one" have 87% on rotten tomatoes? I feel gaslit https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/rogue_one_a_star_wars_story
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next up is "rogue one"! people keep saying I should watch it so here we are
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why does the part of the movie where ewan mcgregor is flying through the asteroid field remind me of spy kids
terrible CGI coupled with bright colors and weird-looking tech
🙄
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@jamie@zomglol.wtf but "andor" was released long after "rogue one", no?
so they just... released this movie like that? 😩
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tfw the ads break is your favorite part of watching a movie on streaming
WHY did some of y'all say "rogue one" was good?
that is not my lived experience 😂
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HALF of the way through and oh my god this is so boring can't I just quit? (no, that's against the rules)
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they killed off mads mikkelsen and I still have over another hour to watch 😭
set me freeeeeeeeeeee
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the makeout scene between padme and anakin is one of the creepiest things I have seen in a while 😩
OH: "man kf is a sick name. it sounds like a book author. sounds like that person who wrote--"
me: *panicking*
"...lord of the rings"
🤣
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1/3 of the way through and "rogue one" is still incredibly boring to me
all that mads mikkelsen for nothing 😔
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"I hope nothing's happened to him"
sweet summer child ewan mcgregor
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the weird flying squirrel maneuvers in this movie are already not my thing
I know it's hard to find entry-level tech jobs these days, so I wanted to post:
apparently RAINN, the US national sexual assault hotline, is hiring a remote devops engineer intern!
found it while searching for online social work internships (😂) pass it along if you know someone who'd be a good match
because what a niche opportunity!
losing it at this photo dog daycare sent me
how can I be expected to work under these conditions
RE: https://mastodon.social/@arstechnica/116574114837741057
once my doctor put that I had CHEST PAIN into my chart
I asked him to remove it at my next visit and he said "oh that was AI" and then wanted to leave it 🤡
wading into the patagonia drama just to say: why do customers think corporations need defending 😅
it's a company literally nicknamed "patagucci" I think they're doing just fine without your support
today in "polish texan": pierogies with guacamole for dinner
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@aphyr@woof.group omg do you have a podcast now? 🤩
the only man I would willingly listen to for enjoyment in my spare time 😂😂😂
today in men's big and tall:
have been a onebone shill for years but their clothes are so expensive and I'm trying to dial it down to save for grad school
so I tried strongsize for some new polos
...I like them more than the onebone polos even though they're 1/4 the cost in a pack 😩
you'll still bury me in my onebone split hem T-shirt tho
apparently the school of social work opens up enrollment into MSW electives for courses that aren't full just before the start of the semester
and there is a graduate course called "survey of trauma across micro through macro social work" open for enrollment this summer 👀
gonna test the waters and see how it goes, though taking my first graduate-level social work class over summer is probably not the world's best idea 😅
apparently bill pullman was in a lifetime movie about alex murdaugh
which feels so weird to me but of course like all bill pullman content I must watch it 😂
you can tell I'm old because I have an assignment that's due tomorrow at 11:59pm
and I am panicking because at this pace I'm only submitting it 24 hours before the deadline
does this still count as procrastination?
been trying to find shoes with more ankle support lately but I fear the bedrock mountain clogs have ruined me for everything other than zero-drop 🫠
tried wearing sneakers again today (with barely any drop at all!!!) and am 90% sure I injured my achilles
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@aphyr I don't think it's typical but I think your talks are better than most, so it makes sense! ❤️
how am I meant to go to sleep under these conditions
TIL dr orna from couples therapy doesn't leash her dog 😩
why would she betray us like this