holy shit they actually blocked discord
on one hand, fuck discord,
on the other, i don't think this fixes what they thought it would
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MEEEE oh my god. except i also have like 6GB of pet vids and 12GB of linnki park videos. and honestly you can't make me feel more shame than i already do /lh
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@kalviter@hol.ogra.ph u shrimply took it in stride that i was asking the universe for the christian end times, and honestly that Is smthn i'd say
sentient smoke cloud. liquid dust bunny.
tomorrow im gonna lock in For Sure
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my friend who's not normal about paris paloma assigned everyone in the friend group songs from the fatal flaw
and mine was silhouette on the hill 🥺 honestly? lowkey flattering
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olmV7Lj0UVA
Paris Paloma - Silhouette on the Hill [Official Music Video]
i took adhd meds again for the first time in Weeks and was finally able to Lock In... on the fun "procrastination" thing i've been wanting to do for Months
still a win i guess
when i first got a journal, specifically because i Wanted to journal, i got the refillable binder types because i liked that it was modular. i had planned to use it for TTRPGs. for character journals and sheets rather than my own. being able to swap out pages gave me more freedom to get ~aesthetic~ with it.
but i ended up writing a personal journal regularly, and falling out of playing TTRPGs. i had been using a small notebook my friend gave me for my personal journal. but now that notebook is full, and all i have left are my refillable binder sheets.
so now i have a dilemma. i liked journalling in a normal notebook, because it was thinner and easier to carry around. the inability to remove pages also meant i could be less precious about ~aesthetics~. i know i can force myself to be less precious when using the refillable binder, but i think if i do use it, im gonna want to take out pages and bind them into separate notebooks one day.
binding my own notebooks together seems like a fun project, but at the same time, i do still balk at the thought of Added Work lmao.
thesis defended. im normal now.
(i still have to finalize the manuscript and tie up all my clearances but jesus christ it's oVER. it only took me five hundred years.)
omg it's my holoversary. i've been here three whole years already 🥺
thank u holo for being a home on the interwebs 
if anyone needs a fun lil show to watch, i recommend Ride Or Die. the main characters are these middle aged women whose relationship is easily neither platonic nor romantic but a secret third thing. one of them is an assassin. it's cute.
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@kalviter@hol.ogra.ph ngl the first half of the blog was stuff i dont really get (congrats on??fixing things??tho!), but i wish i also couldnt comprehend the existence of nyx kai :((
not me at all but lowkey im halfway there but also where do i find her
my aunt's dog is so funny looking. she's like a rag doll, which is supposedly just cloth, but she still somehow looks like god ran out of materials while making her. she's like a chicken put through a washing machine. she's so tiny. she's on her period so we put her in a pet diaper, but it's too big for her, so it has to be tied around her middle. cartoon character ass silhouette.
i am still here, i am just Swamped. sana masarap ulam niyo, ttyl
real life is just advertisment for Model Collapse
RE: https://hol.ogra.ph/notes/aogg5dzlf10i05b3
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@kalviter@hol.ogra.ph @kern@hol.ogra.ph i swearrr i still plan to do so asap. i too am a big fan of holos writing about their hobbies
minidiscs comeback when
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@kalviter@hol.ogra.ph > "I was greeted by eBay listings full of the marks of the beast - “UNTESTED/SPARES OR REPAIRS ONLY”, reused images from other listings and the internet, and prices for the real deal far above my budget."
i felt that in my BONES. tbh i've been meaning to write about recording cassettes but my thing was gonna be "here's how to do this as quickly as possible". im so glad you did this to yourself. the worlds' evil geniuses wish they could be as rad as you.
me: i'm not depressed. i know what depressed looks like. i'm doing So Much better than when i was actually depressed. i'm alright.
also me: it is a daily struggle to stay Okay and if i stop trying so hard to be Okay for One Fucking Second, i'm gonna just. decompose.
all this to say, look. sometimes, youre not the person who was at rock bottom anymore, but that doesn't mean it isn't a constant effort to stay afloat. depression doesn't have to be your Worst. sometimes it's just your Bad. and it's okay to acknowledge that, because that's how you accept that you need Help.
just give me a few more months, i swear i'll be normal again
there's this local business i adore but they're using ai generated posters for their socmed. it's run by this older couple. im trying to figure out how best to, idk, offer maybe helping them make their graphics instead, if they'd prefer that. idk. i dont want to be rude, but i think there's no harm in offering once ive built rapport,,
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read books instead!
now i dont know what to read next
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i do believe that some tasks are desktop tasks, and the push to make everything a mobile task might have made us Worse,
so in a way, i am practicing my ability to remain steadfast to my principles. this too is holy i g.
anyway i know i keep saying it, but i really do have to be online more 💀 i hope i get to, now that im out of university hell. it wasnt a choice to be so out of touch with everything, including my friends, it really is just that im so tired all the time.
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...kind of tempted to bring my journal but i dont know if my family would be cool with such a blatant display of My Ass Is Not Listening. like. they know im not taking notes lmao
hey do yall know about shopee requesting very specific product reviews in exchange for shopee coins? like, if you buy coffee creamer, it asks you for a video of you slowly pouring it into coffee, then stirring gently until mixed, etc etc. this is on top of the requirement to write a minimum 50 characters review, no repeated phrases allowed.
it's creepy. are they, idk, tryna get training data—
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@sour@hol.ogra.ph no matter what happens, the exam will be done and you will be alive on the other side 🙏
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im gonna need some time to sit with this one... ritual, everything's falling, and wdyliwic are immediate standouts tho #TheWarning
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and for my birthday wish i want the next video to be rapture
i was So unprepared for the amount of baffy being baffy in the looney tunes show .
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i went to the zine workshop and taught kids how to make the 8-page booklet :) never kys
playing ace attorney dual destinies. my jaw dropped. egg cracking plotline real.
i Know my dream tapes are sitting forgotten in someone's cabinet somewhere. theyre cold and afraid and it's breaking my heart.
big day for people who are normal about linnki park
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@kalviter@hol.ogra.ph @gnarlsnishi@mstdn.ca thank you both! will def look into graphicsmagick
also oh my god the slopware list. the light left my eyes and everything 
this probably isn't difficult to find by myself, but do any of you already know a good answer?
i'm trying to figure out the easiest free way to compress and/or resize a bunch of images, for the purpose of saving storage space and imposing maximum possible dimensions
edit: graphicsmagick it is
edit: graphicsmagick it is