Jessie Withani

Friday night with Parker. #catsOfMastodon #caturday

I'm not saying Windows is a joke, because it's not funny.

Found my fit. Not that far off.

Wired is good at pitching articles I want to read, but less good at writing the articles.

“Sun’ll come out tomorrow. My arse.”

You can text anything to your mom as long as it's followed with : D

Miles waits for bedtime 'round the clock.

I've really been wanting to write more, and think about adding the blog back to my site, but that world seems long dead. I also cringe at my written voice. So the thoughts just circle in the head until they vanish.

Invited to a friend's wedding on the night I have Tori Amos tickets in Berkeley. Good friends, attended our wedding dinner, but also not in his pocket friend group. Feeling bad though. But Tori!

Have I been to war? No. But I've had my share of deep tissue massages.

"When this chat ends, I won't "remember" you." 😭

That OLED MBP is gonna be $$$$.

You say competitive, petty, sarcastic, and contemptuous like it’s a bad thing.

Remember that Zune coworker.

Galaxy Z Fold sympathizers protest too much.

I pumice for me and the masseuse I see twice a year.

Gas for golf, $67. Groceries, $280. The money is flowing.

Happy birthday! Sorry you and my mom aren't talking just because you have trash politics and no sense of morals beyond what men within your purview can provide.

Gonna workshop this further.

So tired of the Chicken Little echo chamber around AI. We get there are issues, massive issues. But to sit with your arms crossed and sass the live long day is not actually doing one goddamn thing.

Too many expenses, and yet this 6-in-1 pleasure device would surely distract the mind.

AI = GameShark

Spotted three Cybertrucks on my walk around northern Berkeley.

Beginning, again, to rethink too much caffeine alongside Sertraline. Good amounts of energy but also good amounts of irritability and something I can't place my finger on.

“Well, I can’t eat muffins in an agitated manner. The butter would probably get on my cuffs. One should always eat muffins quite calmly. It is the only way to eat them.”

If you're going to run fun social media bots, really think about frequency.

Figma "Dev Mode" feels like the way my grandfather described sex with condoms: making love with your socks on.

My midwestern hometown flower shop now offers "other" on their gender dropdown. Why they need my gender I'm not sure.

Don't forget to send your Mother's Day flowers!

“This shilly-shallying with the question is absurd. Nor do I in any way approve of the modern sympathy with invalids. I consider it morbid. Illness of any kind is hardly a thing to be encouraged in others. Health is the primary duty of life.”

The only thing worse than a client with no budget is a client with an unlimited budget.