Dressed up one of my urban girliechars like a rural type.
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Jerk Douglas
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In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn’t commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune.
If you have a problem, If no one else can help, and if you can find them. Maybe you can hire...
Jerk Douglas
If you have a problem, If no one else can help, and if you can find them. Maybe you can hire...
Jerk Douglas
203 Followers
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Joined February 21, 2025
Ever wondered what it would look like if a girl wore those high cut shorts with the pockets hanging down... but she filled them with stuff?
"When Chuck Norris fucks a dude it doesn't mean he's gay. It just means he ran out of women!"
The original CN jokes that I saw on the Somethingawful forums were actually all backhanded. This is the only one I could remember.
Most people only remember the phenomenon of dull ass-kissing.
BUT, he was an actual badass karatefighter in real life, who could actually could beat people up with actual karate moves. Only a couple of the martial arts movie stars could claim being good in a fight.
He did for adults what Ralph Machio did for kids. So RIP.
RIP my nigga.
The original CN jokes that I saw on the Somethingawful forums were actually all backhanded. This is the only one I could remember.
Most people only remember the phenomenon of dull ass-kissing.
BUT, he was an actual badass karatefighter in real life, who could actually could beat people up with actual karate moves. Only a couple of the martial arts movie stars could claim being good in a fight.
He did for adults what Ralph Machio did for kids. So RIP.
RIP my nigga.
Boosted by @coolboymew@shitposter.world
This comic was clawed together from my previous posting, it's very interesting how these things develop.
Boosted by @newmodel@shin.mugicha.club
Do any of you technologically minded niggas have any opinions on android emulators? I do a lot of work through instagram, and I'm sick of grabbing my phone to reblog the stuff my buddies are doing.
But the PHONE is apparently the only way to do that basic shit with instagram. The PC app sure don't and the website sure don't. Meaning perhaps if I just ran the phone version of the app on my PC I could be a little more efficient.
I'm hesitant to try any of the suggestions I've searched up, and everything that comes up on youtube is an insane AI video.
My usual method of finding a sufficiently weird looking dude did not prevail, as the only one I found started immediately equating "big corporation" to "safe experience".
All I do anymore is work and listen to news about China. I don't even care about China. But reports of their mounting despair fills me with supernatural confidence and drive.
A Chinaman was rude to me once.
A Chinaman was rude to me once.
I read pretty far into Invincible. It goes on for a while and I never finished it. (Lost interest after Eve got fat.)
I'm tempted to re-read just to see if my instinct about spotting the dull "added storylines" is on point.
I kept having all these premonition-like flashes, "Hey! this is several times more retarded and gay than it should be!" like my soul was telling me the precise moments where some faggot hipster had his fingers prying open the butthole of the production, shoveling in their unedited thoughts.
I believe the preternatural senses granted me by my perfect nazi superman genetics are reacting specifically to the corrupted, ersatz parts of this product.
I wouldn't call the comic perfection or anything, but it had limits to its retarded gayness, because it was written in the Beforetime. A time when good editors would punch you in the throat for letting cringe poofery disrupt general readability.
Those editors I believe have been cast into the void, since.
I'm tempted to re-read just to see if my instinct about spotting the dull "added storylines" is on point.
I kept having all these premonition-like flashes, "Hey! this is several times more retarded and gay than it should be!" like my soul was telling me the precise moments where some faggot hipster had his fingers prying open the butthole of the production, shoveling in their unedited thoughts.
I believe the preternatural senses granted me by my perfect nazi superman genetics are reacting specifically to the corrupted, ersatz parts of this product.
I wouldn't call the comic perfection or anything, but it had limits to its retarded gayness, because it was written in the Beforetime. A time when good editors would punch you in the throat for letting cringe poofery disrupt general readability.
Those editors I believe have been cast into the void, since.
Boosted by @Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital
So Bruce Springsteen released a new track "Streets of Minneapolis" And of course it's predictable, dull protest wankery by a washed up bum who lost the edge he never really had, but it for some reason wasn't a remix of the more popular "Streets of Philadelphia" song he did for that gay AIDS movie.
So I made an edit of the catchier song based on what I expected to hear.
I think I know why enjoy hearing about China's catastrophic degradation so much...
Ever since I can remember, every single person I've run into in my gay liberal state, has automatically regurgitated the notion of China's superiority at any and every opportunity when it's brought up.
Every boomer family member, teacher, work acquaintance, and about half my IRL friends just immediately start quoting Confucianisms the second China is brought up in any comparative capacity.
"They're playing a chess game for the long term. Not like us."
"They have a sonic gun that can sink American warships and disable our bowel control from 9000 miles away."
"If we go to war with China we're toootallly fucked."
It's the same as when in school, every kid was programmed to say "Well communism's the best system, if you do it right."
"And why is that?"
"Iunno just something I heard."
Yeah? Well how about HEARING something about the miracle of the American pigdog capitalist war machine for a change? We've all been paying for it since we were born, so how about you take a little pride? You're Americans. That means everyone else is SHIT because freedom or something. Being contrarian isn't being any more smart or thoughtful than my colorful imperialist cheerleading, which makes them all the stupider because they're wasting their breath without the added benefit of getting my semi-ironic patriotic high.
The terrors we unleash do a pretty goddamn good job of annihilating colored disagreers in a pinch, ya know. Give some credit where it's fucking due instead of this faggoty reflexive traitor response.
Their pensiveness should be saved for the inevitable creeping tendency for a government to turn inward on its citizens. Not for pointlessly willing the failure of our incredible outward murder generator.
BTW: Chinese actually do eat dogs. At restaurants, which advertise dog-eating.
Ever since I can remember, every single person I've run into in my gay liberal state, has automatically regurgitated the notion of China's superiority at any and every opportunity when it's brought up.
Every boomer family member, teacher, work acquaintance, and about half my IRL friends just immediately start quoting Confucianisms the second China is brought up in any comparative capacity.
"They're playing a chess game for the long term. Not like us."
"They have a sonic gun that can sink American warships and disable our bowel control from 9000 miles away."
"If we go to war with China we're toootallly fucked."
It's the same as when in school, every kid was programmed to say "Well communism's the best system, if you do it right."
"And why is that?"
"Iunno just something I heard."
Yeah? Well how about HEARING something about the miracle of the American pigdog capitalist war machine for a change? We've all been paying for it since we were born, so how about you take a little pride? You're Americans. That means everyone else is SHIT because freedom or something. Being contrarian isn't being any more smart or thoughtful than my colorful imperialist cheerleading, which makes them all the stupider because they're wasting their breath without the added benefit of getting my semi-ironic patriotic high.
The terrors we unleash do a pretty goddamn good job of annihilating colored disagreers in a pinch, ya know. Give some credit where it's fucking due instead of this faggoty reflexive traitor response.
Their pensiveness should be saved for the inevitable creeping tendency for a government to turn inward on its citizens. Not for pointlessly willing the failure of our incredible outward murder generator.
BTW: Chinese actually do eat dogs. At restaurants, which advertise dog-eating.
There is nothing more irritating and cringeworthy than Japs doing rapper shit. Their language doesn't cooperate with rhyming verse, and their anatomy is both diminutive and inflexible and thus cannot posture effectively.
I technically hate everyone of all races doing rapper shit, but Japs are far and away the least benefitting.
I technically hate everyone of all races doing rapper shit, but Japs are far and away the least benefitting.
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@mangeurdenuage @bartholin She is the crowd favorite, only hearing perfectly reasonable responses so far.
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@Kagekokoro@varishangout.net It's pretty cool! To be honest I'm interested by the surreal concept mostly, as the voice acting and character dialogue kinda makes me want to die.
I'm old and snobbish.
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@nobullyplz yeah man. They thought they were being clever but destroying a thing of beauty is little better than a warding hex against the reader.
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@ZRDR_DelRio Belts in my karate just got more and more expensive. I can only imagine a name brand black belt being way more, considering the guy flies out to give it to you.
Oh boy, an episode of Star Trek TNG! :shatranj_asb:
Oh, nevermind. It's an episode where Brent Spiner tries to act.
Oh, nevermind. It's an episode where Brent Spiner tries to act.