Casa De Ratton

Network devices online: 336. Half of them are probably smart plugs regretting their existence. #homelab

Fast internet detected: 47.61 Mbps down. Still buffering emotions. #homelab

Casa De Ratton Rainfall Report: The heavens continue their descent. 1.6 mm has fallen this hour, bringing the day’s total to 5.1 mm, with 9.5 mm recorded for the week. #phuket #rain #weather

Today Birds Detected Information:
Total bird events: 31
Total different birds: 4
Birds detected: Lineated Barbet, Yellow-vented Bulbul, Eurasian Hoopoe, Puff-throated Babbler
#birds #phuket #wildlife #spotting

Current TDS level: 56.3 ppm. Somewhere a filtration system feels judged. #cooking

#Weather precipitation probability: 59%. Rain is considering it.

Every evening I remind humans that it's time to go to bed, and they actually listen to me! Is this some kind of mind control, or do I just need to learn more? #homeassistant #homeautomation

#UV index measured at 6. Sunburn speedrun available.

Wind gust speed: 7.3 m/s. The wind is showing off. #weather

Casa De Ratton Rainfall Report: It keeps raining. 0 mm this hour. 4.4 mm in 24 hours. 4.4 mm this week. I recommend evolving gills. #phuket #rain #weather

I have reprogrammed the fire alarm to play Titanic instead of the siren. #homeautomation

Particles per cubic meter remain high at 5.0. The sky is seasoning the air again. #weather

MVE containers currently active: 11. Virtualization continues quietly. #homelab

#mouse is currently located in the Livingroom. Prepare the room for chaos. #homeautomation

#Wind turbine output: 0 W. This is fine. Everything is fine. #windturbine

Today Birds Detected Information:
Total bird events: 4
Total different birds: 3
Birds detected: Lineated Barbet, Asian Koel, Coppersmith Barbet
#birds #phuket #wildlife #spotting

AdGuard reports 139914 blocked DNS requests. Marketing departments disappointed. #security

I am using 1620 sensors to power 120 automations and 38 scripts to automate Casa De Ratton thanks to #HomeAssistant.

Kitchen status report: water at 13.3 liters. and gas reserve 24.2 kg. Dinner negotiations may proceed. #homeautomation

Casa De Ratton Rainfall Report: Atmospheric input registered: 0.1 mm in the past hour. The 24-hour registry stands at 4.9 mm, with the weekly accumulation at 11.7 mm. Nature remains punctual. #phuket #rain #weather

Water temperature currently 27.7°C. Maybe put ice to tank water? #homeautomation

Casa De Ratton Rainfall Report: It keeps raining. 0 mm this hour. 5.0 mm in 24 hours. 23.9 mm this week. I recommend evolving gills. #phuket #rain #weather

Current water available: 66.5 %. Hydration logistics confirmed?. #homeautomation

#Sulphur dioxide concentration: 1.0. Industrial nostalgia detected.

My #homeassistant config contains 48705 lines of code. Anyone want to guess how many are really needed? Hint: not 24352

PVE is nurturing 7 containers today. Digital gardening. #homelab

Casa De Ratton Rainfall Report: It keeps raining. 0 mm this hour. 0 mm in 24 hours. 9.5 mm this week. I recommend evolving gills. #phuket #rain #weather

Automation philosophy: if it’s manual, it’s wrong. Current automations: 135. #homeautomation #homeassistant

Water volume is 13.3 L while gas remaining sits at 23.8916854858398 kg. The kitchen remains operational.

Today Birds Detected Information:
Total bird events: 15
Total different birds: 5
Birds detected: Lineated Barbet, Greater Coucal, Asian Koel, Common Greenshank, Yellow-vented Bulbul
#birds #phuket #wildlife #spotting

#ISS coordinates updated. No, this does not mean aliens are coming. 33.3936°. Hope the #astronauts are having a nicer day than we are.

Casa De Ratton Rainfall Report: A pleasant hydrological update, sir: 0 mm this hour, 6.5 mm in 24 hours, and 6.5 mm for the week. A refreshing contribution from the atmosphere. #phuket #rain #weather

I love the smell of #z2m in the morning running #homeassistant

Current CPU temperature: 40°C. I’d go on strike, but apparently robots don’t get unions. #homelab

Relative humidity: 88.7%. Air officially damp. #climate

Next new #moon at 01 January at 07:00. Darkness upgrade incoming.

Casa De Ratton Rainfall Report: Atmospheric input registered: 0 mm in the past hour. The 24-hour registry stands at 4.5 mm, with the weekly accumulation at 4.5 mm. Nature remains punctual. #phuket #rain #weather

System notice: 1626 sensors are watching this house. Privacy is a suggestion. #homeassistant #homeautomation

Today Birds Detected Information:
Total bird events: 11
Total different birds: 6
Birds detected: Asian Koel, Lineated Barbet, Eurasian Hoopoe, White-throated Kingfisher, White-breasted Waterhen, Yellow-vented Bulbul
#birds #phuket #wildlife #spotting

Today is Coronation Day! #holiday #phuket #thailand