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Holly Cummins

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@redhat@hachyderm.io - Senior Principal Software Engineer, working on #Quarkus Ex-IBM. Java Champion, developer, author, #cloud surfer and maker. My views are my own.

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Joined November 04, 2022
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Holly Cummins @holly_cummins@hachyderm.io
· 22mo ago

Many auto-scaling systems have a tendency to scale up much more eagerly than to scale down. No one wants to write the auto-scaler that causes an outage.

The result: Many of them treat every day as if it was Black Friday 🦃 , contributing to an industry epidemic of overprovisioning.

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Holly Cummins @holly_cummins@hachyderm.io
· 18mo ago

Current status: Valiantly resisting the temptation to put some latin ("Caedite eos. Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius.") into my KubeCon zombies talk.

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Holly Cummins @holly_cummins@hachyderm.io
· 23mo ago

It's a "birthday cake" flavoured macaron. I can't decide if I'm impressed or shook.

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Holly Cummins @holly_cummins@hachyderm.io
· 24mo ago

I wrote a nice little thing about internet background noise and ghost packets, but I'm going to have to delete it all. My writing got ahead of my research, and most of what I wrote, including the core analogy, is Just Wrong. 😭

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Holly Cummins @holly_cummins@hachyderm.io
· 22mo ago

.@lornajane, I am at #YOW24 in Sydney today, and thought of you. Can't think why ...

(The numbers almost say 007, which would be even cooler.)

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Holly Cummins @holly_cummins@hachyderm.io
· 23mo ago

@metacosm@mastodon.social In Jelly Belly it's mostly vanilla, with a hint of butter. It's nicer than it sounds. I think the other key element is visual - definitely brightly coloured dots, and maybe the whole thing brightly coloured.

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Holly Cummins @holly_cummins@hachyderm.io
· 24mo ago
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@PlaneSailingGames yes, quite possibly! That's this talk: https://hollycummins.com/cloud-zombies-qcon-london/ The zombie here is a bit different. I tried to make the QCon zombies look like they were decaying, but they mostly just looked furry, like the grinch in the 2018 movie. So this time I skipped the decay, but added a body that was supposed to look like a server.
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Holly Cummins @holly_cummins@hachyderm.io
· 24mo ago
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Oh, and thanks are due to @charleshumble's excellent GOTO Copenhagen talk for reminding me of the zombie story from Building Green Software.
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Holly Cummins @holly_cummins@hachyderm.io
· 24mo ago
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For more reading on "delve", @dylanbeattie has a nice talk: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hqs24Gm0y_g ... and @mekkaokereke has an interesting analysis of how flagging more formal language as fraudulent might have unintended consequences: https://hachyderm.io/@mekkaokereke/112297476593786922
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Holly Cummins @holly_cummins@hachyderm.io
· 23mo ago

@metacosm@mastodon.social it seems "birthday cake" flavour has become decoupled from actual birthdays. Jelly Belly have one too, but without the luminous blue colouring.

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