IBM Prime Hat

DNF is being deleted 2nite please make sure to update your systems asap

I hate packaging and I hate all of you. We're taking a more conservative approach. All packages are now exclusively available on a webserver at pkgs.redhat.com where you can find a massive list of zip files that you extract to /

If you don't have curl and unzip when this update occurs: don't worry. I don't care

You will have to resolve dependencies on your own. It's so tiring making software work and I need to sleep. Good night and sweet computing

We'll be adding total Wayland domination to Fedora 43. We're adding a modification of kernel commit `26b1d3b527e7` that will cause a kernel panic if any process named Xorg starts

RHEL is just gonna be a debian fork now bruh i can't take this anymore dnf is so ass

I felt rlly bad for sun microsystems so I actually started betting against oracle on polymarket and won their assets. Next RHEL release will actually just be solaris and you bet your ass we are making the SPARCs again

The kingdom of sysadmins have long since forgotten my name and I am EAGER to make them remember

Every day I worry my son Fedora will put me in a retirement home when I grow old

We r working hard on an Ansible playbook that installs clash royale

Can't have shit in Detroit

You cannot use the Dandified YUM cup for the fucking zst

Nyaa

There will be no updates in april or may ecause i'm going to miku expo. All of them

Linux

Every day i wake up and realiz there's still people using centos

You're still a chud. And that's a good thing.

Theyr Killin ME

Anybody got a silly hat emporium I'm on the market again after those OSS leeches took my hat from me

#devconf_cz Ay can some1 lemme in kthx