F. Douglas Wall
@robindlaws@dice.camp In a D&D campaign I ran, every session began and ended at the tavern to avoid narrative awkwardness like this. If a player missed a session, their character just never left the tavern on that day.
I got an email offering a "free online ED consolation." While typos are par for the course on spam emails, this one is particularly hilarious. I could easily imagine this happening: Some schmo thinks he's going to get the usual "consultation" these emails offer, a video chat with a doctor to see what boner pills he can get. What he gets instead is a consolation. Someone who consoles him regarding his ED. "There, there. It's all right. It doesn't make you any less of a man."
@erikcats@dice.camp Having a child that is interested in your hobbies could be a sign of good parenting. Blasting their sanity at 12 years old is probably not.