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ersatzmaus

@ersatzmaus@mastodon.social
mastodon 4.8.0-nightly.2026-10-06
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Code Wrangler; Film Buff; Nerd²; 🖖🍃

Trap lightning in very flat sand.
Trick lightning into doing maths.
Profit.

247 Followers
143 Following
15 Posts
Joined October 19, 2017
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ersatzmaus @ersatzmaus@mastodon.social
· 8mo ago
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@FediThing @futurebird Failed at life? Feeling unsuccessful or unappreciated? Try racism!
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ersatzmaus @ersatzmaus@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago

Artemis is unimpressed again.

#caturday

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ersatzmaus @ersatzmaus@mastodon.social
· 8mo ago
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@FediThing @futurebird It is precisely about _not_ thinking. If you dump all inarticulate, inchoate blame for the "big fuzzy cloud of badness" in your life on someone you can other(v, t)… then you _don't_ have to think about the actual causes or the fact that the solutions to those problems might be hard and involve complex socio-economic changes.
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ersatzmaus @ersatzmaus@mastodon.social
· 7mo ago
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@sabrinaweb71@sociale.network @cloudhop@equestria.social No, no. They don't know anything. We're not seeing true consciousness here, just an (admittedly surprisingly convincing) example of mimicry. And then there are the LLMs…
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ersatzmaus @ersatzmaus@mastodon.social
· 3mo ago
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@Tjader@mastodonsweden.se @Eetschrijver@mastodon.social @fesshole@mastodon.social What, you don't like banana pizza? /s
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ersatzmaus @ersatzmaus@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@endrift @0xabad1dea I mean we start by trapping lightning in _impossibly_ pure, flat sand, then teaching it how to do sums…
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ersatzmaus @ersatzmaus@mastodon.social
· 8mo ago
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@xeno@hexokina.se Whereas here you have to know the layout of the platforms at Nuneaton* in advance, strategically board the right carriage on the London→Liverpool train, hit the ground running immediately, sprint along the platform, up the stairs, across the bridge, and down to the target platform, and yeet yourself onto the outbound Manchester train with about 5 seconds to spare.

  • Other stations are available
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ersatzmaus @ersatzmaus@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago
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@moira@mastodon.murkworks.net Reminds me of Cylon and Garfunkel. Keep up the good* work.
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ersatzmaus @ersatzmaus@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@bwh@tech.lgbt It never rains…
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ersatzmaus @ersatzmaus@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@PromptedInk@mastodon.social Depends on your interests: Museums (incl. the Centre for Computing History); The colleges (if they're open to visitors at the time); The Botanical Gardens; Film festival every year at the Arts Picturehouse; The town centre market and the independent shops on Mill Rd; Try punting (or get a chauffeured punt, upriver to Grantchester meadows or down through the colleges); Fitzbillies; Chocolat Chocolat (and many more chocolatiers}… and look out for the Dinky Doors miniature artworks.
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ersatzmaus @ersatzmaus@mastodon.social
· 8mo ago
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@lapis@elekk.xyz @futurebird@sauropods.win The concept of "nothing" was known. What people didn't have was place-value number representation. So there was no easy way to multiply by, say, 10 (assuming your base was 10). Compare arithmetic with roman numerals versus arithmetic with indo-arabic numerals.
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ersatzmaus @ersatzmaus@mastodon.social
· 17mo ago
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@2legged@mastodon.ie He may not be the sharpest tool, but be reassured he definitely is one.
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ersatzmaus @ersatzmaus@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@sahqon@beige.party @futurebird@sauropods.win Or nursing a black eye if they've successfully passed on their relationship skills.
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ersatzmaus @ersatzmaus@mastodon.social
· 8mo ago
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@raymaccarthy@mastodon.ie @lapis@elekk.xyz @futurebird@sauropods.win I'm aware, I was using the roman numeral system as an example. I did mention place-value as the key innovation.
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ersatzmaus @ersatzmaus@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@futurebird@sauropods.win Not to mention what are you going to do when one day you find yourself looking up at them…
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