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Mike Smale (Esjeur)

@earwigplanet@mastodon.social
mastodon 4.8.0-nightly.2026-10-06
  • Open on mastodon.social

Musician | Photographer | Writer | Witch
Child of The Morrigan
I'll love you forever, Danielle

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50 Posts
Joined April 20, 2023
Music, Art, and Literature:
https://www.mikesmale.com
Pronouns:
they/them
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Mike Smale (Esjeur) @earwigplanet@mastodon.social
· 3w ago
Replying to
@_elena@mastodon.social Vi povus lerni Esperanton?
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Mike Smale (Esjeur) @earwigplanet@mastodon.social
· 3mo ago
One of my many catbirds that have nested for generations in my firebushes. This is the 20th or 21st year for them. #Catbird #Birds #BirdWatching
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Mike Smale (Esjeur) @earwigplanet@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago

It's not #Caturday but these were too cute not to share.

#Cats #Cat #Animals #Pets #CatsOfMastodon

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Mike Smale (Esjeur) @earwigplanet@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago

Sausage cat.

#WhiskerWednesday #Cats #Cat #CatsOfMastodon #Animals #Pets

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Mike Smale (Esjeur) @earwigplanet@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago

#Caturday sunning.

#Cats #Cat #CatsOfMastodon #Animals #Pets

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Mike Smale (Esjeur) @earwigplanet@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago

Dilophosaurus finds some neat veins in this rock.

#DailyDilophosaurus #Dilophosaurus #Rocks #Geology #Dinosaurs

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Mike Smale (Esjeur) @earwigplanet@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@Natasha_Jay Can't tell if it's Bleach or ribbon dancers (joking)
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Mike Smale (Esjeur) @earwigplanet@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago

Dilophosaurus meets the new neighbour.

#DailyDilophosaurus #Dilophosaurus #Sharks #Dinosaurs

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Mike Smale (Esjeur) @earwigplanet@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago

Current mood:

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Mike Smale (Esjeur) @earwigplanet@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago

Dilophosaurus watches dirt dry.

#DailyDilophosaurus #Dilophosaurus #Gardens #Spring #SpringShowers #Dinosaurs

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Mike Smale (Esjeur) @earwigplanet@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@nixCraft@mastodon.social
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Mike Smale (Esjeur) @earwigplanet@mastodon.social
· 7mo ago

I also highly recommend the records by @sophiekaz@mastodon.social, beautiful piano works that I made sure to get today.

https://sophiekazandjian.bandcamp.com/album/glass-slopes

#BandcampFriday #Piano #PianoMusic

sophiekazandjian.bandcamp.com
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Mike Smale (Esjeur) @earwigplanet@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago

Dilophosaurus wasn't expecting this much dough for Easter rolls.

#DailyDilophosaurus #Dilophosaurus #Rolls #Baking #Easter #Dinosaurs

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Mike Smale (Esjeur) @earwigplanet@mastodon.social
· 7mo ago

Dilophosaurus receives a brain upgrade.

#DailyDilophosaurus #Dilophosaurus #Einstein #Science #Dinosaurs

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Mike Smale (Esjeur) @earwigplanet@mastodon.social
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@ptoothfish@beige.party By liking this post you are sentenced to 100 years in a federal prison.
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Mike Smale (Esjeur) @earwigplanet@mastodon.social
· 7mo ago

Dilophosaurus reunites with the wolves.

#DailyDilophosaurus #Dilophosaurus #Wolf #Wolves #Dinosaurs

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Mike Smale (Esjeur) @earwigplanet@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago

Some more shameless self promotion, you need to whisper this title.

https://mikesmale.bandcamp.com/album/secret-fetish

#BandcampFriday #Music #MastoMusic #RockMusic

mikesmale.bandcamp.com
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Mike Smale (Esjeur) @earwigplanet@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@_elena Also, as a side note, I've seen a ton of homophobia and transphobia on Medium getting monetized as of late so that's another one to start avoiding.
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Mike Smale (Esjeur) @earwigplanet@mastodon.social
· 7mo ago

Dilophosaurus is ready for some zany ping-pong.

#DailyDilophosaurus #Dilophosaurus #PingPong #Dinosaurs

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Mike Smale (Esjeur) @earwigplanet@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago

Dilophosaurus explores the rhododendrons atop the fallout shelter.

#DailyDilophosaurus #Dilophosaurus #Rhododendrons #Garden #Dinosaurs

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Mike Smale (Esjeur) @earwigplanet@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago

Backblaze sucks now.

https://steady.page/en/mikesmale/posts/e5dd6dd6-c01f-4196-a95e-bd8e034dd54c

#Enshittification

steady.page
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Mike Smale (Esjeur) @earwigplanet@mastodon.social
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@Jgbird@mas.to Quailman lives.
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Mike Smale (Esjeur) @earwigplanet@mastodon.social
· 7mo ago

Dilophosaurus gets drafted.

#DailyDilophosaurus #Dilophosaurus #NoWarInMiddleEast #Iran #WorldWar3 #WW3 #Dinosaurs

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Mike Smale (Esjeur) @earwigplanet@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@xyla@shitpost.trade My Polish grandmother would be proud.
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Mike Smale (Esjeur) @earwigplanet@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
RE: https://aoir.social/@aram/116534023007750911 My paternal grandfather was an immigrant from England who served in the US Navy in WW2. My maternal grandfather piloted landing crafts in the Pacific. Whoever wrote this on the White House website can lick my ass, I'll take a couple laxatives first.
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Aram Sinnreich
@aram@aoir.social
I am anti-fascist. I think fascism is bad and hurts people. I am proud that my grandfather, a US Army officer and immigrant, fought the fascists in WWII and won. I guess that makes me a terrorist now, according to the White House? https://www.whitehouse.gov/wp-content/uploads/2026/05/2026-USCT-Strategy-1.pdf
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Mike Smale (Esjeur) @earwigplanet@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@NatureMC Steady is great to keep my writing out there as well as updates. I can't use Ghost because they require a debit/credit card to get started and my bank won't allow it to go through since they're based in Singapore, and Steady was a free alternative that is incredibly easy to use.
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Mike Smale (Esjeur) @earwigplanet@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@NudelnAlDente I don't get hired if I don't have an Instagram, so I keep it around with all my handful of followers who can't see my posts anymore just because venues have this idea that you HAVE to be there.
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Mike Smale (Esjeur) @earwigplanet@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago

Does this stop if we all just shout “Jumanji?”

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Mike Smale (Esjeur) @earwigplanet@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago

Dilophosaurus digs out their air raid helmet.

#DailyDilophosaurus #Dilophosaurus #Iran #WW3 #NuclearWar #Apocalypse #Ragnarok #Dinosaurs

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Mike Smale (Esjeur) @earwigplanet@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago

Hear me out, if we do destroy an entire civilization tonight, then Jesus will come back flying on a cloud like our Lord and Saviour, Goku.

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Mike Smale (Esjeur) @earwigplanet@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago

So, is this threatening a nuclear war or just “regular genocide?” Absolute madness.

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Mike Smale (Esjeur) @earwigplanet@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago

Dilophosaurus enjoys some spring frolicking.

#DailyDilophosaurus #Dilophosaurus #SpringFlowers #Gardens #Dinosaurs

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Mike Smale (Esjeur) @earwigplanet@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago

Why do I hear boss music?

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Mike Smale (Esjeur) @earwigplanet@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago

Dilophosaurus is on the road again.

#DailyDilophosaurus #Dilophosaurus #RoadieLife #Tour #Dinosaurs

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Mike Smale (Esjeur) @earwigplanet@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@JulianOliver@mastodon.social pixelfed is better.
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Mike Smale (Esjeur) @earwigplanet@mastodon.social
· 7mo ago
Replying to
@VeroniqueB99 You're welcome, B**** St.
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Mike Smale (Esjeur) @earwigplanet@mastodon.social
· 7mo ago
Replying to
@pcambra@drupal.community @draken@masto.nyc There it is.
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Mike Smale (Esjeur) @earwigplanet@mastodon.social
· 7mo ago

RE: https://phire.place/@phire/116167753188355563

Great job, Meta 👹

phire.place
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Mike Smale (Esjeur) @earwigplanet@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@DanMorgan Basic prog rock day as well.
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Mike Smale (Esjeur) @earwigplanet@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago

Why is "Footsteps of Doom" stuck in my head?

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Mike Smale (Esjeur) @earwigplanet@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@sundogplanets@mastodon.social Mr. Burns did it already. https://youtu.be/tkbeHhnX_yk
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Mike Smale (Esjeur) @earwigplanet@mastodon.social
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@openrightsgroup@social.openrightsgroup.org Whoops, thought this was The Onion.
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Mike Smale (Esjeur) @earwigplanet@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago

Reminder: AI makes you smell.

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Mike Smale (Esjeur) @earwigplanet@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@weirdestate Cool lair.
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Mike Smale (Esjeur) @earwigplanet@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@djlink Just because I'm going to be 40 next year doesn't make me an old caveman 😭
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Mike Smale (Esjeur) @earwigplanet@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago

RE: https://mastodon.art/@lurnoise/116346413298200293

https://youtu.be/hY3Wwzf056I?si=NCpPXPwXBNEliFiG

mastodon.art

Lur Noise: ""You were the first animal to orbit the Earth, bu…" - Mastodon.ART

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Mike Smale (Esjeur) @earwigplanet@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago

Don’t you think he looks tired?

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Mike Smale (Esjeur) @earwigplanet@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
It's #BandcampFriday and I really don't feel like promoting myself. I will donate any sales from today to the ASPCA in honour of my fiancee. https://mikesmale.bandcamp.com
mikesmale.bandcamp.com
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Mike Smale (Esjeur) @earwigplanet@mastodon.social
· 4w ago
Replying to
@nixCraft@mastodon.social https://youtu.be/uVaek2obszM
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Mike Smale (Esjeur) @earwigplanet@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social My father used to say that for decades.
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