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Dan Sturm @dan@duck.haus

· 3mo ago

This UI terrifies me

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Dan Sturm @dan@duck.haus

· 4mo ago

This is my son’s new favorite song(s). He’s been playing it on a near-constant loop for 3 days now and I can’t blame him.

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Dan Sturm @dan@duck.haus

· 3mo ago

I've got a bone to pick with mustard. Why do we let spicy mustard get away with calling itself spicy? It's not spicy!

AND this silliness has gone on so long we had to come up with a new term for actually spicy mustard but we chose "hot mustard"? It's not hot! It's room temperature! This is madness!

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Dan Sturm @dan@duck.haus

· 3mo ago

I'm really just happy for Knicks fans to have another excuse to remind everyone that New York is better than wherever you live.

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Dan Sturm @dan@duck.haus

· 3mo ago

I’m at the age where I will knock over a glass of water while focusing specifically on not knocking it over. The last thing I want to do is accidentally FaceTime some random contact while I’m on the can because I was trying to look up an address.

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Dan Sturm @dan@duck.haus

· 3mo ago

Holy shit is it *still* Monday? This is ridiculous. Who approved this?

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Dan Sturm @dan@duck.haus

· 5mo ago

I am taking credit for this bug fix because I complained about it on Clockwise. You're welcome.

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Dan Sturm @dan@duck.haus

· 7mo ago

@tvaziri It’s probably not simultaneously, I bet they shoot them on different days. Hope this helps

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Dan Sturm @dan@duck.haus

· 5mo ago

Replying to

Maybe when Joe logs on in like 8 hours.

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Dan Sturm @dan@duck.haus

· 5mo ago

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@joesteel how do you like this custom abbreviation

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Dan Sturm @dan@duck.haus

· 3mo ago

nice

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Dan Sturm @dan@duck.haus

· 3mo ago

what the hell is even that

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Dan Sturm @dan@duck.haus

· 5mo ago

RE: @clockwise@relayfm.social

This having been selected as the title of the episode is either validation or an indictment of my very smart, normal workflows.

relayfm.social

Clockwise :relayfm:: "New episode with host emeritus @jsnell@zeppelin.f…" - Mastodon

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Dan Sturm @dan@duck.haus

· 5mo ago

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@powerllama@duck.haus @sageolson@mastodon.social Sundubu is savory custard

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Dan Sturm @dan@duck.haus

· 5mo ago

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@joesteel Saliva Sisters is the name of our Scissor Sisters cover band.

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Dan Sturm @dan@duck.haus

· 5mo ago

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@_patmurray just had a really big burrito

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Dan Sturm @dan@duck.haus

· 9mo ago

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@tvaziri@mastodon.social No email, no cell phone, no chairs, no bathroom breaks, and definitely no cgi. Extremely normal discourse about an extremely normal man.

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Dan Sturm @dan@duck.haus

· 6mo ago

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@ry @joesteel faster passion

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Dan Sturm @dan@duck.haus

· 5mo ago

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@powerllama@duck.haus I didn’t know prime rib was lighter than oxygen

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Dan Sturm @dan@duck.haus

· 5mo ago

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@powerllama@duck.haus do they do guided tours of its childhood home

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Dan Sturm @dan@duck.haus

· 5mo ago

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@ry @joesteel yeah huh

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Dan Sturm @dan@duck.haus

· 5mo ago

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@cory@follow.coryd.dev

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Dan Sturm @dan@duck.haus

· 5mo ago

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This is the only bug fix that matters. Our long national nightmare is finally over (again).

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Dan Sturm @dan@duck.haus

· 5mo ago

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@stephenrobles @agiletortoise @caseyliss Pretty sure that would be overkill even if you were editing camera original files directly from the cloud. (But I’m still jealous)

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