AaronLMGoodwin

We need a name for the latent fear one of your favorite twitter people joined Mastodon but you haven’t found each other and your missing their top-shelf content.

As an IT guy at a school with new teachers arriving today, please understand that I will likely lose my damn mind at some point before 1pm PST— please be understanding in this time of trouble.

Apologies, but I did that thing where I moved domains. Please follow me at @AaronLMGoodwin@ohnomy.rocks

LOL @ super competative folks trying to rile me up. Pals, I eat L's for breakfast.

I think it's TOTALLY COOL that my boss always leaves the file cabinet drawers very slightly open instead of fully closing the drawy and it DEFINITELY doesn't make it impossible for me to concentrate on anything else hahahahaha

Jokes on ALL of you, because getting zero boosts is my kink!

Being in love must be a heckuva thing.

I mean, imagine one person being like, “I’m going to show you my junk now” and the other person being like, “oh, cool!”

At least, that’s how I imagine it. No way to really tell how any of this works in the real world.

Feelin' real surley and munching on a pink lady apple. Sorry if this is too tough-as-nails for y'all.

Plz, my dying wish is to make my tombstone read, "he knew he shouldn't have eaten the weeks-old leftover red robin catering chipotle mayo in the work fridge, but he did it anyway".