cyberia

I have

SUBMITTED

my master's thesis

> Types, Homotopies and Proofs: Foundations of Constructive Mathematics with Examples in Agda

Well mergesort's out. No mergesort derivatives. No binary search. No A*, no Dijkstra. Long division? No, long division's out.

the bourgeois solar eclipse: requires you to spend money on expensive kit to get good photographs of it

the proletarian aurora borealis: lights up your camera phone like a fucking christmas tree

one thing I miss about switching from spotify to a local music collection is being able to share my banger playlists with friends

I've made a playlist of great english folk music (called "Ingerland") for my cycle tour of the peak district this weekend and it slaps

anyone want to get matching UUID tattoos with me

VAMOS

@angiebaby@mas.to thanks bds usa

suspicious phrases uttered by algebraists: "oh yes I've just moved here from cheltenham"

[Musk's] subterranean prison cities [on Mars], in which survival would depend on extreme technological intervention – the slightest interruption of which would mean instant death – would make the worst terrestrial dictatorship in history look like a yoga retreat. [...]

This is the only planet in the universe to which we are adapted. Things we seldom think about – 1 bar of atmospheric pressure at the Earth’s surface; the magnetosphere, which, with the atmosphere, shields us from cosmic radiation and solar proton bombardment; ambient oxygen; 9.8 m/s2 of gravity; an average surface temperature of 15C – create, alongside the living systems that feed, water and shelter us, a place that would sound like paradise to anyone removed from it. This is our heaven, and there can be no other.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2025/mar/05/humans-earth-donald-trump-nihilism-maga

pope's haunted

that Sam Sweeney's good tat the violin eh

*eyeing lapel pin in the shape of a noose*

"Bezalel, are we the baddies?"

any good fools?

egg diagram

we're secretly doing real analysis in algebraic number theory and secretly doing category theory in Lie algebras

everything's coming up me

stop
burning
the
fucking
oil

IT'S COMING HOME

I'm using Agda for my master's thesis in type theory and my god. I thought Haskell was a language with some insane design decisions due to being written by academics, but Agda really blows it out of the water. Who makes a language with untypable unicode characters as obligatory parts of the syntax??

I've had to hold my nose and install Emacs.

last night on Novara Live they played the audio of the call that Hind Rajab made to the Red Crescent, and I'd heard it before and been upset and distressed by it then too, but hearing it again was really harrowing. those soldiers should be shot. death to the IDF.