Cody
Backyards, bikes, birds, and bugs mostly in the Douglass Commonwealth, USA #FreeDC
The fact that the hallway at work is being painted AND somebody microwaved fish definitely violates some sort of international treaty on human rights or chemical weapons.
I have a black eye from a recent medical procedure, but I have been telling people at work I got it at the UFC event. This is probably credible, even for spectators.
Somebody brought a FANCY CAT on a leash to Lincoln Park and the 5 National Guard troops are doing NOTHING. What is even the point, my dog would like to know.
Get excited, America. Your national state fair will be housed in a series of classically styled plywood mausoleums.
We gave checks to some kids who are graduating high school. Now I am wondering if they have any idea how to deposit or cash them. #OkGrandpa
Woke up with a swollen eyelid. I think I got something in my eye when I was cleaning up the garden or pond. The backyard is fighting back and it's winning.
I really wanted to like a bike helmet I got on sale from REI, but it made me look like The Great Gazoo. In retrospect, this could have been anticipated.
My dog hates the World Cup because I make unpredictable noises, especially as during this Norway vs Senegal match. She got up off the couch and went upstairs.
@20002ist@thepit.social "Yeah, I wasn't that impressed with the White House. Half the stalls were out of service and there was no toilet paper."
