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@dalias@hachyderm.io at the rate this is going Sarah will have to ask codeberg for increased storage limits very soon 😅

@davidgerard@circumstances.run woah, who could have predicted that complying in advance was a bad idea 🫠

@thomasareed@infosec.exchange why is the red tip off center of the dial marker? 😫

@Mara@hachyderm.io “You are a horrible goose in a grifter economy”

@joe@f.duriansoftware.com this whole thread is cooked… so LLM agents aren’t running fast enough and *this* is the bit they choose to optimize? 😂

@zhuowei@notnow.dev Happy left-pad anniversary to all who celebrate.

@whitequark@social.treehouse.systems I wish I could buy lunch out of my daily token budget

the internet 🤝 SoftBank goose memes

@jpasski@infosec.exchange those wee little mittens ☺️

@gsuberland@chaos.social can confirm; lived there for a year and the whole time it was like a video game where the map texture failed to load

@joe@f.duriansoftware.com with the right declaration syntax and context-dependent identifier spaces, it could let you write beautiful code such as (int)int=int(int)

@whitequark@social.treehouse.systems congratulations on the indefinite leave to remain (what a very UK thing to say, as well)

@DevteamLife@mastodon.gamedev.place I could see a “necromancer enters the chat” third panel

@ariadne@social.treehouse.systems apparently we didn't need to achieve AGI in order to simulate a jealous man-child 😕

@fivetonsflax @rmondello @joe in a sense since this page can spark further traversal through Wikipedia, and let you find https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_largest_giant_sequoias and https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_superlative_trees and https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_oldest_trees

@joe@f.duriansoftware.com code name: reading glass

@SnoopJ@hachyderm.io the wikipedia page immediately opens with every pun I wanted to post

@joe@f.duriansoftware.com debugging code with window.alert() was a formative experience

@fj 1.1 trillion parameters, though… 600 GiB download. Not something you just download and run. I wonder if the other frontier models are also this size.

@mistakenotmy@mastodon.social locally run gemma4:26b gets it right, but it also gets suspicious about the intent behind my questioning…

@ehashman@cloudisland.nz I kinda lost it at the JWTs but it kept spiraling

@danyork@mastodon.social Type K is the best. All those happy little faces in your home …

@sophieschmieg looks like he signed the private key, though 😞

@mildsunrise@tech.lgbt dangerous way to test if people have revocation checking enabled

@nicuveo@tech.lgbt (sephiroth-on-linkedin would be a hilarious mastodon bot account, though)

@corbet@social.kernel.org ripgrep query that finds 'goo.gl' links in a directory, e.g. archive of mail or social media dump: rg -oNI --no-heading -e 'https?://goo\.gl/[0-9a-zA-Z/]+'

@dalias@hachyderm.io @Mer__edith@mastodon.world @svitvojimilioni@balkan.fedive.rs @echo_pbreyer@digitalcourage.social Apple still control notarization of apps available from alternative app stores.

@hugo@social.treehouse.systems 4.5 bn is the age of the earth itself, I think. The debate on the solid inner core is between two different methods of measuring. Upper bound is 4.2 bn by thermal model. Paleomagnetic points to 0.5 bn: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earth's_inner_core#Paleomagnetic_evidence

@dalias is near universal that the people of countries are majority against waging wars with other countries, yet wars exist. Crazy. I think we should have laws everywhere that stating foreign military operations should require a referendum. Getting invaded obviously requires much faster reaction than that.

@sarahjamielewis@mastodon.social JavaScript access to the clip-bord and control of cut-copy-paste could be on the chopping block, as long as this doesn’t break password manager integrations

RE: https://mastodon.social/@arstechnica/117281708855474056 “the destruction was apparently even more widespread for the data centers in the Bahrain region, because Amazon said it was unable to restore access to resources and data across all three availability zones there.” Turns out it’s not three availability zones if it’s all the same war zone.

@nnethercote@mas.to at this point I feel like “content” is the ultra-processed food version of artistic and creative expression.

@lcamtuf@infosec.exchange oh perfect, I was just about to write some code that involves comparing floating point numbers

@fivetonsflax@tilde.zone @joe@f.duriansoftware.com It does. Activity Monitor even include the stats.

@joe@f.duriansoftware.com not a single regexp literal in sight, which is how I was writing javascript (lower-case intentional) in 1999.

@tagir_valeev on the user side, is there a good way to figure out which plugins causes UI freezes one might be seeing?

@whitequark@social.treehouse.systems new praise kink unlocked?

@hugo@social.treehouse.systems I don’t think there’s quite consensus on this one yet, but the current leading theory about the age of the inner solid iron core of the earth says it’s about 500 million years old. So just “a bit” older than sharks, apparently.

@endrift@social.treehouse.systems somehow feels weird to say “everything but a desktop”

Another case of techbros getting consent arse-backwards; assuming the whole world is opt-in by default unless each individual explicitly opts-out: https://github.com/bigcode-project/opt-out-v2 I hadn't heard about this at all until today.