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Archibald
@archibald@toot.cat
mastodon 4.8.0-alpha.3+glitch.9f145e9a5Golden eyed king of the castle. All posts are by the litterbox cleaner, @venite@mastodon.nl . Most pictures by CatDad, @Dehuisgenoot@mastodon.nl
Please don’t ask me for money. I am a cat.
266 Followers
14 Following
50 Posts
Joined October 10, 2025
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Boosted by @oxy@social.bsdlab.au
Yes, do tell me more about your human problems.
#fedicats #catsOfMastodon
The four stages of Human Doing Cruel Abandonement
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Don’t worry I killed the shoe lace you are safe now
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Replying to
Archibald is having a very tough day, warming laps and recovering from warming laps #fedicats #catsOfMastodon
Heat protocol engaged
#fediCats #catsOfMastodon
A public service announcement on the importance of personal hygiene
Mamá has chosen a black t-shirt today. I can work with that.
Archibald reflects on the soothing fact that, in times where woodworkers appear and disappear, as do their boxes, blankets, and stacks of wood, and what looked like a new paradise has returned to mundanity, he will at least still have his tail.
“I want your cup!”
No you don’t.
“Give me your cup!”
Well, okay.
*sniffs*
*recoils*
“Mamà caffeine is an INSECTICIDE!!!”
#fediCats #catsOfMastodon
A fresh start to the week!
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Archibald will get to #caturday in his own good time, ta very much
What a week, huh
Can we talk about the state of the world and also wet food?
Sleep tight with love from CatDad and Archibald, Best Bros
#fediCats #catsOfMastodon
Annoyed by daylight savings time? Get out of the daylight
Archibald enthusiastically greets the personnel as they return from an afternoon walk
Isn’t spring lovely? All kinds of life just popping out of the ground
CatDad is growing plants. Archibald Is Helping.
Are you
Are you
Coming to the tree
Archibald is taking today off from catfluencing
If I’m not supposed to roll in it, why is it so rollable?
Happy Easter Monday, or as happy as one can get I suppose when you are CRUELLY DENIED the no-egg salad
Very important fact: there is a bird outside
#fedicats #catsOfMastodon
There’s a historic number of nature fires in the Netherlands. Archibald says it’s just the right temperature thanks very much!
The ancient art of cat folding (as done by a cat)
Boosted by @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
Replying to
@Bwee@meow.social Archibald says you can do it and good luck!
Guarding the new plants. Archibald Is Helping
(so closely that someone planted the sticks between them. CatDad custodes custodiet…)
The supplier: “You can mix your cat’s old food in to get them used to the taste of plant based.”
Archibald:
🎶 Roll away the stone, roll away the stone 🎵
Ollie! No! It’s a trap!
@BirgitK@mastodon.nl heb je al yoga geprobeerd?