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@lynn looks cyberpunk.

@rgbunny@urusai.social why are you using cat on 50000 lines of badly written code? Seems inefficient. @catsalad@infosec.exchange

@zanchey@aus.social there was marketing? @mjg59@nondeterministic.computer (legit forgot about irobot)

@FediTips@social.growyourown.services this gotta be illegal. holy fuck.

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Ukraine is the child that was forgotten till the absent mother suddenly remembered she had another kid.

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social also, how tf is Italy "chef kid"? Besides pizza, their cuisine is so boring and bland. Even the UK has more interesting foods.

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Russia should be mother. Germany should be father. Poland should be the child that keeps getting fought over for custody.

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social also, norway had a law that if a swede crossed the frozen waters into norway, they could bonk them on the head with a club because they got invaded so many times like that in the winter... unless I got the countries mixed up.

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social i am losing healthcare this year and this parent of mine thinks i can just get medicaid with everything going on. 🫠

@micefearboggis@fediscience.org I'm gay.

@Viss@mastodon.social ignore this shitty site, but this article came to mind: https://null-byte.wonderhowto.com/how-to/haunt-computer-with-ssh-0199625/

@Nickiquote@mstdn.social by 2030 they'd be running a genocide on catgirls running linux.

@tomasnorre@phpc.social @phpunit@phpc.social @phpstan@phpc.social @Xdebug@phpc.social I want to buy hardware toys from projects like hackberrypi and clockworkpi... pine64 is another one...

@rgbunny@urusai.social well, don't do that? @catsalad@infosec.exchange

@Catvalente@wandering.shop I mean... anything English and Fr*nch are practically a swear word so it checks out.