Reading Moby Dick and I know its from another time but " I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me," still amuses me.
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The person in the cubicle next to me had a real girthy piss stream, I've been totally pissmogged, so I'm going back to my desk to hit my junk with a hammer.
"By the end of the chapter, I’d realize that instead of paying attention to the text, I’d actually started to amuse myself by trying to calculate my income taxes in my head."
Someone else who does this. #Reading
The bairn just came downstairs and said "a fly just independence day up my nose"
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@ruxbat@jorts.horse @glencoe@jorts.horse Edd, Ed, and Harry.
Had a thought that in voyager the holodeck version of historical figures is a form of ai psychosis by the crew.
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@glencoe@jorts.horse the made up holodeck characters feel more like what if I could interact with a game NPC.
Though Harry having feelings for a female holodeck character. Okay, Star Trek has a major issue of these ppl shouldn't be in charge of anything.
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@glencoe@jorts.horse very true.
Saw a sweatshirt with the words "My Dream Job Would Be Karma Delivery Service." I feel that they fundamentally misunderstand what karma is.
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@Hesperalis hmm, tempted to join, just stop these pricks.
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@LadyDragonfly@universeodon.com oh god.
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@Daojoan bird chan, that's a perfect description.
Y'know who I haven't seen in a while basement paul, the info wars dope.
I'm choosing to believe he's dead, and I choose to remain happy in this belief, regardless of the truth.
So now you have an ad for horse racing, featuring regular members of the public. My guess is they've gotten spooked by the greens.
Currently watching this bonkers sitcom, La Que Se Avecina, a guy who was desperate for the toilet, just answered a call from a woman he was on a date with whilst shitting in a bush.
I need to find an English subtitled or dubbed version when I get home.
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@PeoriaBummer@infosec.exchange @DJDarren@mendeddrum.org @alistaircoleman@mastodon.social I mean, he's a billionaire, ethics and morals don't matter when you're exploiting others.