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What A Charming House

@WhatACharmingHouse@mastodon.social
mastodon 4.8.0-nightly.2026-10-06
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A neurodivergent hyper-focus account about houses and the gothic, cleverly disguised as promoting our book. Follow for horrific housing Q&A, imaginary real estate, art & music about houses.

All opinions expressed here are from a creaky old house with rats in the attic. Don't ask about the basement.

#Bookstodon #Gothic #Horror #HousingIsAHumanRight

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Joined March 12, 2026
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What A Charming House @WhatACharmingHouse@mastodon.social
· 2w ago
#ScribesAndMakers Setpmber 19: "My mistake was..." seein’ it as a mistake in the first, instead a’ somethin’ done purpose-like. But you can’t always see clear ‘n I told Jenny that, that she couldn’t see so clear neither, but she just swung that ol’ shovel ‘round. ‘Cause she was pleased I finally got the hole dug ‘n she was gonna’ bury her mistakes, those two little bundles she had. Didn’t need a hole big as a man, I thought, for that. But you don’t dig holes you don’t intend to fill yourself.
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· 2mo ago

A broken stained glass window in Père LaChaise for #FensterFreitag

Taken with the Rollei 3,5 on Kodak Tri-X

#BelieveInFilm

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· 3mo ago
Have you ever heard the story of how the cat got a black heart nose? It all began with a cup of coffee. The cat wanted the coffee so bad. His owner said, “I’m going to the kitchen. Promise you won’t drink my coffee.” The cat promised, but he couldn’t resist it. When his owner returned, the cat denied drinking the coffee. But his owner knew. And to this day, the cat has a black nose to remind him the truth will out. A folk tale for #WinslowWednesday. #CatsOfMastodon
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· 2mo ago

#MonochromeMonday house details.

Taken on Instax Mini film.

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· 2mo ago

#SilentSunday

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What A Charming House @WhatACharmingHouse@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago

We have uncovered a frame from the lost silent film “The Kitty Cat of Doctor Caligari.”

#CatsOfMastodon

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What A Charming House @WhatACharmingHouse@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago

#ScribesAndMakers 25. What's something you feel you've gotten better at with your creative work this year?

Despite all appearances to the contrary, we have gotten a bit better at believing our work is good enough to overcome the immense executive-functioning challenges of putting it out there.

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What A Charming House @WhatACharmingHouse@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago

#ScribesAndMakers Jul 28: How difficult is it for you to write characters whose taste in art/books/music/television etc are vastly different from your own?

A: There are people in the book with vastly different decor/architectural tastes. They tend to get punished. You don’t mess with an old house.

As to TV, music, etc., it rarely comes up. I use cultural signifiers that I can dig into.

It would be too facile (maybe even unfair) to define a character by their love of, say, Lee Greenwood.

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What A Charming House @WhatACharmingHouse@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago

#ScribesAndMakers 27. Do you feel your creative work leans more towards reflecting life as it is or as you would like it to be?

A: Both. And a third option: a transmogrified version of how things sometimes appear.

These stories are rooted in the world that is: frequently unjust, confusing, built on human frailty, prejudiced.

But sometimes there is comeuppance. Sometimes characters find a possible way out — however temporary or illusionistic.

That is the grace the gothic can allow.

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What A Charming House @WhatACharmingHouse@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago

#ScribesAndMakers π26 If you were to metaphorically assign your non-culinary creative work a flavo(u)r, what would it be?

A: Thickness

(Welcome to synesthesia)

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What A Charming House @WhatACharmingHouse@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago

A very shadowy cat wishes you a sinister #Caturday.

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What A Charming House @WhatACharmingHouse@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago

#ScribesAndMakers 29 From soft to hard, where do your tastes fall on the Science Fiction scale?

A: Soft. Squishy. Pillow and cloud-like in its scientific rigor.

Who cares if you can grow potatoes from piss in red dirt? At least that’s what we think “The Martian” is about.

Definitely more into ideas than accuracy, as long as they adhere to the book’s internal logic.

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What A Charming House @WhatACharmingHouse@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago

#ScribesAndMakers 31: Were you able to accomplish the thing you were hoping to in the poll?

A: Mostly. Only a few relatively small revisions were made.

Relative to what?

How dare you ask such a question.

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What A Charming House @WhatACharmingHouse@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago

We’ve been going out and taking photos of houses for the special editions of the book. They’ll each have a unique #Polaroid tipped-on to the hardcover, unerneath the dust jacket.

#MonochromeMonday #BelieveInFilm

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· 2mo ago

As #Doorsday gives way to #FensterFreitag, here’s a bit of both.

Pentax ME Super and Kodak TRI-X

#BelieveInFilm

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What A Charming House @WhatACharmingHouse@mastodon.social
· 3mo ago
#SilentSunday
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What A Charming House @WhatACharmingHouse@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago

#ScribesAndMakers 5: Have you ever worked with collage?

Why, yes, we have. We have notebooks and notebooks full of them. We do both pasted paper (and things) and solvent transfer to combine images.

They're a departure from writing (words can be so confining and rigid) but they can also inspire writing. In fact, we are putting out a small book of house art to go with our short stories.

Here are some spreads from "Bless This Art House"

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What A Charming House @WhatACharmingHouse@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@cmconseils if you insist
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What A Charming House @WhatACharmingHouse@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago

We were thinking of Christo and Jeane Claude, and probably Eva Hesse, when we took this #Polaroid of a house in mid-renovation.

The owner came out and asked what we were doing. Not angry, just genuinely bewildered by what we found so photographable.

#Photography #BelieveInFilm

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What A Charming House @WhatACharmingHouse@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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We meant to post this on our other account. Whelp, a rare look into our squishy side, because we are tired from house painting.
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What A Charming House @WhatACharmingHouse@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago

We made a little vignette with photos, sound recording, and some words. The text is not from our book, but resides in the same neighborhood.

The photos were taken in San Francisco with a #Holga, on Ilford 400. The vibes were recorded in West Seattle.

#BelieveInFilm #Bookstodon

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What A Charming House @WhatACharmingHouse@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago

#ScribesAndMakers

4th May 2026. How many songs are there where you know all the lyrics by heart?

A: Quite a few, particularly when the lyrical content is quite admirable and worth studying about, songs with real narrative and theme:

Lush Life
Me and Paul
Bring the Noise
What’s the Frequency Kenneth?
Are You Sure Hank Done it this Way?
Poncho and Lefty

More songs by Pulp and Taking Heads than are countable …

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What A Charming House @WhatACharmingHouse@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
The Domicile That Belongs to Us Located Centrally in the Collective Throughway #LongWordASong #HashtagGames
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What A Charming House @WhatACharmingHouse@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
#ScribesAndMakers April 22. What fictional character (from any media) do you find the scariest? A: The evil, leering steam shovel that threatens to destroy the Little House’s peaceful environs in Virginia Lee’s “The Little House.” (Second place goes to any mob ruled by violence and arrogance)
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What A Charming House @WhatACharmingHouse@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago

Perhaps no artist understood the strange visual experience of being in and seeing a room like Richard Hamilton. In “Berlin Interior” he combines multiple photographs in an etching to create a portrait of space in planes. And the dark pools on the floor by the open window make us think of painting or murder.

#ArtThisHouse recommends putting this one in the most ambiguous space in your home, perhaps in that atelier with the unfinished wall.

(Source: Artnet)

#Art #Photography #Printmaking

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What A Charming House @WhatACharmingHouse@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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It certainly owes a lot to German Expressionism, Marcel Duchamp, and Russian Constructivism. It is far from cozy, but reflects the Dada response to a world that made no sense, that could bring about the mass, mechanized death of the First World War. Dada would reject all that and draw a mustache on the Mona Lisa. And it would redecorate. 2/?
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What A Charming House @WhatACharmingHouse@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@saposcat@indieauthors.social It really is. Lots of songs about home and houses on that one. We realized we hadn’t heard Shirley Jackson’s voice before. Here’s her reading “The Lottery.” https://youtu.be/SxmS43FJL6g?si=sbG4YAXh66w0IMwX
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What A Charming House @WhatACharmingHouse@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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Schwitters eventually let the house to tenants when he left Germany. By that time the Merzbau had already metastasized to transform several rooms. If you want to visit the Merzbau, you can't. It was destroyed in an Allied bombing raid, bringing the project to an ourobouric fate that couldn't be more appropriate, created and destroyed by war. Of course, we are also fans of the historical preservation of houses, so the Merzbau presents us with a kind of quandry. 3/?
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What A Charming House @WhatACharmingHouse@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
You write a whole book about housing horrors and never think to write about someone winning a foreclosure auction to find dead bodies inside the house. It’s not just a grisly discovery tho, it’s a legal conundrum: “ … it's unclear at this point whether the Cash family died before foreclosure proceedings took place.” cc: @weirdestate@aus.social https://www.realtor.com/news/trends/connecticut-foreclosure-auction-home-dead-bodies-burlington/
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What A Charming House @WhatACharmingHouse@mastodon.social
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#ScribesAndMakers for April 30: What's a problem you solved in your creative work this month? A: We took a deep dive into character and word spacing for the book to tighten up the text and avoid unsightly rivers, oddly spaced lines, and pages that just had one sentence.
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What A Charming House @WhatACharmingHouse@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt He sometimes forgets his role as Senior Aloof Specialist. And yeah, that darned nose.
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What A Charming House @WhatACharmingHouse@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@AppleFangirl@beige.party We have seen heaven!
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What A Charming House @WhatACharmingHouse@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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He probably merzed-over some nice details in the original house. But people have certainly done worse things to perfectly good houses, like dropped ceilings, canned lighting, grey LVP floors, and great rooms — at least this was original.
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What A Charming House @WhatACharmingHouse@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@TheEddieShow Salmon bites cover a multitude of sins and perceived wrongs. At least with a cat.
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What A Charming House @WhatACharmingHouse@mastodon.social
· 3mo ago
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@Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt Yes, how anyone can look at the strange, illogical beauty of a tidepool, and then believe in a creator, who also judges your clothes and whom you kiss, is beyond understanding.
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What A Charming House @WhatACharmingHouse@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@bunnytown@apobangpo.space It really is. Though it has so many wonderful things: the passing of time, anxiety of modernization, structural delapidation, and the triumph of beauty. It was a childhood favorite.
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What A Charming House @WhatACharmingHouse@mastodon.social
· 4mo ago
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@EveHasWords@toot.cat The Peter Greenaway version of “The Tempest” — “Prospero’s Books” — is a thing of beauty.
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· 4mo ago
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@EveHasWords@toot.cat Also, have you seen “The Dresser”? It’s about an aging actor who plays King Leer. Not an adaptation, but so very good and based on a play.
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What A Charming House @WhatACharmingHouse@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@AppleFangirl@beige.party An arcade with pinball machines is supposed to open up if our small town, which would be very exciting.
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· 5mo ago
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@saposcat@indieauthors.social Funny. We were thinking the exact same thing when we tapped that out. They probably would have gotten along well. So, driving back and forth between houses, “Mule Variations” was on the car stereo a lot: ‘what’s he building in there …?’ And we’d been reading Shirley Jackson shorts, particularly “The Summer People.” As new neighbors, we thought how we were outsiders and objects of some speculation.
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What A Charming House @WhatACharmingHouse@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
#ScribesAndMakers When did you think of the idea for your current project? In those first delirious weeks after we moved, January 2025, the first story for “What A Charming House” was scrawled in a notebook. Just for fun, a one-off to procrastinate unpacking, while thinking of Shirley Jackson and Tom Waits. A few weeks (and stories) later, we decided to do a collection of gothic house tales.
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· 5mo ago
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@saposcat@indieauthors.social Thank you! Just trying things out. We get restless.
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What A Charming House @WhatACharmingHouse@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
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@weirdestate@aus.social Not a good idea to buy a house, sight unseen.
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What A Charming House @WhatACharmingHouse@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@weirdestate The gate is there to keep people from knocking on the door and asking what the hell they were thinking. Still, it’s better people move right into a modern monstrosity than gut an old house and turn it into the Deetz house from Beetlejuice.
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What A Charming House @WhatACharmingHouse@mastodon.social
· 3mo ago
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@ptoothfish@beige.party But if you can purchase a hard copy of the movie, album, etc … isn’t it stealing? The data centers can fuck themselves, I just find this premise falacious.
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What A Charming House @WhatACharmingHouse@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago
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@rdm @weirdestate No, but their shelving “system” is a nightmare. At least put all the dictionaries together.
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What A Charming House @WhatACharmingHouse@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
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@Ashmire@pagan.plus Could be. Or carbon monoxide poisoning. The bank really didn’t do its due diligence.
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What A Charming House @WhatACharmingHouse@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@overholt@glammr.us Kind of strange to make a game about extracting blood from a turnip, but the ‘70s were a weird time.
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