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@bobcromwell@dobbs.town Anal scans are the next big thing in biometric ID. A device that is an anonymous health screening system today could be the ATM card and airport security PIN of tomorrow. https://www.cnet.com/science/this-toilet-uses-butt-recognition-while-analyzing-your-poo-for-diseases/

@philo@dobbs.town "Slack can neither be created nor destroyed." Now I know where that important fact was first divulged. It's been stuck in my head for years like a mantra. That would be the First Law of Slack. I feel the need to go into a deep trance, or maybe an induced stupor, to divine the second, third and zeroeth laws.

@RevXenoFact This is for those who are unfamiliar with the term. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melungeon

@ghost_shit @onan Be an exploding shower of snot.

@RevXenoFact@dobbs.town Him, plus the need to control the world's supply of oil to mask the fundamental weakness of the US dollar.