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Russssty

@Russssty@mastodon.social
mastodon 4.8.0-nightly.2026-10-06
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20+ years of digital duct taping, requirement wrangling, and product backlog janitoring.
I've seen more server crashes than you've seen memes.
Waiting to be finally replaced by AI.

"The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.”
― B. F. Skinner

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Joined February 02, 2025
Profile picture:
An animated GIF of zeros and ones flowing through a circuit board to the CPU. Pre-FPU era, obviously. Replacement highly recommended.
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Russssty @Russssty@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@nitrml@tyrol.social @benchmark@wien.rocks Ich auch 🙂
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Russssty @Russssty@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago
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@alextoth You never know until you try 😊
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Russssty @Russssty@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago
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@alextoth I would definitely say so.
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Russssty @Russssty@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago
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@markarayner@mas.to I'd wager an origin within the Aperol Spritz Nebula.
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Russssty @Russssty@mastodon.social
· 8mo ago
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@alextoth@mastodonapp.uk I've even got the menu ready:

  • Kessler Moon-Zarella: An extra-loaded pie where the toppings are constantly colliding.
  • Re-entry Roast (with extra LEO—Low Earth Onion): Naturally fire-charred on the way to your backyard.
  • The Event Horizon: Once you start eating, there is no turning back.
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Russssty @Russssty@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago
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A sneak peek at the #ArtemisII trajectory... Captured at Mission Time 08:06:36:00 (2026-04-10), Orion is seen on its return leg to Earth at 1.65 km/s. This is the "Free-Return" in action, four days after the spacecraft reached Perilune. It bears repeating: This mission is a massive international achievement, regardless of the MAGA noise. The spacecraft is powered by the European Service Module (ESM-2) made by #ESA/Airbus in Bremen.
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Russssty @Russssty@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago
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#ArtemisII will reach its closest lunar approach of approximately 6,500 km on April 6, 2026, at 22:48 UTC. In doing so, it will break the record set by Apollo 13 for the farthest distance traveled by a crewed vehicle. Can you believe it’s been over 50 years since humans were this far from home? BTW: On the return journey, Orion will hit the atmosphere at nearly 11 km/s (40,000 km/h). That’s Mach 32, with a peak temperature of 2,760 Celsius (5000 F) grilling the heat shield!
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Russssty @Russssty@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago

Now we're talking!

https://www.discovermagazine.com/interstellar-comet-3i-atlas-is-packed-with-alcohol-indicating-that-it-formed-beyond-our-solar-system-48800

discovermagazine.com
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Russssty @Russssty@mastodon.social
· 3mo ago
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@nixCraft@mastodon.social 10BASE2 with loose connectors!
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Russssty @Russssty@mastodon.social
· 8mo ago
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@alextoth A new account? :)
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