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The Ranty Highwayman

@RantyHighwayman@mas.to
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A freelance highway engineer's adventures in time & space. The street is not too narrow, your imagination is too narrow.

I'm interested in making urban places safe and easy for walking, wheeling and cycling.

I'm currently trying to make a living running my micro-consultancy, City Infinity, and I also write for Highways Magazine.

I also dabble a bit in home-brewing and fruit growing/ foraging, plus I am a bit of a Lego addict and a fan of silly action films.

I'm based in London, UK.

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Joined April 25, 2022
My blog:
https://therantyhighwayman.blogspot.com/
City Infinity:
https://cityinfinity.co.uk
My Linktree:
https://linktr.ee/rantyhighwayman
Highways Magazine:
https://www.highwaysmagazine.co.uk
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The Ranty Highwayman @RantyHighwayman@mas.to
· 2mo ago

This week's early starts have been me getting across London to look at school streets in Brent, and this morning, I caught this wonderful scene of people using a street in scheme I designed. As intended. ☺️

@CityInfinity@urbanists.social

Crossposted with @openvibe@mastodon.social

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The Ranty Highwayman @RantyHighwayman@mas.to
· 2mo ago
In the summer edition of Highways Magazine, I get back to basics and look at getting vehicle crossings right. Too many highway authorities are not doing their job right here. Digital issue available online (signup needed). https://www.highwaysmagazine.co.uk/ Crossposted with @openvibe@mastodon.social
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The Ranty Highwayman @RantyHighwayman@mas.to
· 2mo ago

I completely forgot to post these snaps from the Severn Bridge earlier this week.

We were on our way to the Lad's graduation and of course, I made him take photos, and we went this way to Newport because why not.

Crossposted with @openvibe@mastodon.social

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The Ranty Highwayman @RantyHighwayman@mas.to
· 2mo ago

Waiting for a relative at a health centre and of course looked at the unused token cycle park.

Stands too close to each other, too close to the planting bed and rusting bolt-down hoops. I'd lock my bike to the "shelter".

Crossposted with @openvibe@mastodon.social

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The Ranty Highwayman @RantyHighwayman@mas.to
· 5mo ago

The legacy of Eric Pickles out in Little Clacton, Essex.

He stopped councils enforcing yellow lines with CCTV and now councils are using red lines because that wasn't affected.

Trouble is, you can drop off/ pick up on double yellows, but not double red.

So he's made it more draconian. LOL.

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The Ranty Highwayman @RantyHighwayman@mas.to
· 2mo ago

Anyhoo. Given I left home at 05:30 to get to site this morning, I've wound up work and am now enjoying some delicious Scottish produce.

Crossposted with @openvibe@mastodon.social

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The Ranty Highwayman @RantyHighwayman@mas.to
· 5mo ago

Vision Zero, but where we address the death and injury arising from motoring externalities as well as risky road layouts.

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The Ranty Highwayman @RantyHighwayman@mas.to
· 5mo ago

In the May edition of Highways magazine I hit the anecdotes about car parking and how there should be more honesty around what "free" actually means.

Digital edition free as ever.

https://www.highwaysmagazine.co.uk/latest-issues

#HighwaysMagazine

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The Ranty Highwayman @RantyHighwayman@mas.to
· 6mo ago

A slight diversion on the way to Goes station to look at a roundabout within a roundabout.

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The Ranty Highwayman @RantyHighwayman@mas.to
· 6mo ago

This was natty. Traffic shuttling under signals with a little uncontrolled side road with cycling unimpeded.

The Department for Transport in the UK would faint.

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The Ranty Highwayman @RantyHighwayman@mas.to
· 6mo ago

A final snap from this trip, especially for the train folks and cycle track stans.

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The Ranty Highwayman @RantyHighwayman@mas.to
· 6mo ago

Harwich has opened another large section of retail park near the port.

Actively trying to kill off it's already fading town centre for a car-centric future.

The UK has a serious disease.

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The Ranty Highwayman @RantyHighwayman@mas.to
· 6mo ago

Well that's interesting.

https://sea-cargo.no/sc-connector-norways-largest-sailing-vessel/

sea-cargo.no
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The Ranty Highwayman @RantyHighwayman@mas.to
· 5mo ago

Beer though.

#Pints

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The Ranty Highwayman @RantyHighwayman@mas.to
· 2mo ago

Rounding off a busy week in New Zealand. Well, Liverpool. Well, actually, I haven't left London. 🍻

How was your week?

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The Ranty Highwayman @RantyHighwayman@mas.to
· 6mo ago
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Actually took the full hour to clear. Ridiculous self harm by the UK there.
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The Ranty Highwayman @RantyHighwayman@mas.to
· 6mo ago

And that's us for another trip with a wander at Hoek van Holland Strand.

I hope you've enjoyed the snaps and look out for a couple of blog posts soon.

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The Ranty Highwayman @RantyHighwayman@mas.to
· 5mo ago
Replying to
And we're done. A couple of older bottles failed in the shed - sometimes stored beer does this if kept a long time (maybe a couple of years here 😬). Then the wort with a little bit of activity still going to ferment a bit in the bottle, a layer of spent yeast and a dozen tasty bottles.
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The Ranty Highwayman @RantyHighwayman@mas.to
· 2mo ago

I'm pooped and very much looking forward to a couple of quiet days.

Anyway. Since when was Wolverhampton in Italy?

Cheers 🍻

How was your week?

Crossposted with @openvibe@mastodon.social

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The Ranty Highwayman @RantyHighwayman@mas.to
· 2mo ago
Replying to
Also, if you're a local authority needing help rolling these out, do give me a shout. I've designed enough to be counting in hundreds now and have partners who can do some nifty analysis for prioritising sites. @CityInfinity@urbanists.social
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The Ranty Highwayman @RantyHighwayman@mas.to
· 2mo ago

Another early start on the rails with the people who actually wake #London up before the office folks get going.

Pleased to report the #ElizabethLine is running just fine from the east this morning.

Crossposted with @openvibe@mastodon.social

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The Ranty Highwayman @RantyHighwayman@mas.to
· 2mo ago

Active Travel England has at last published its rural design guide;

https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/designing-accessible-rural-active-travel

Crossposted with @openvibe@mastodon.social

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The Ranty Highwayman @RantyHighwayman@mas.to
· 2mo ago

Apropos to a conversation I had with someone earlier, I really don't think most people (regardless of mode) understand that a school street, using a pedestrian and cycle zone,

Crossposted with @openvibe@mastodon.social

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The Ranty Highwayman @RantyHighwayman@mas.to
· 2mo ago

Anyone in #London using the #ElizabethLine might want to check before they leave as is knackered out east.

Crossposted with @openvibe@mastodon.social

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The Ranty Highwayman @RantyHighwayman@mas.to
· 5mo ago
Replying to
Once cooled, I'll pitch some yeast in, put the lid on and leave a week before bottling and then it will be drinkable after a couple of weeks and best used in a few weeks while it has a fresh taste. Pre-hops, nettles were one form of a bittering and preservation agent. #Beer #HomeBrew
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The Ranty Highwayman @RantyHighwayman@mas.to
· 5mo ago
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In my brew bucket, there was 500g of spray malt and 250g of brewing sugar (you can use 750g of granulated sugar) plus the juice of a lemon and two oranges, plus 25g of cream of tartar (acid regulator and sugar stabiliser). The water off the nettle boil was green!
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The Ranty Highwayman @RantyHighwayman@mas.to
· 6mo ago

Yes!

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The Ranty Highwayman @RantyHighwayman@mas.to
· 6mo ago

So, in a pub in Hulst having a couple of beers, the landlord (who might have been drinking some of his profits) insisted we tried this. Good Lord.

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The Ranty Highwayman @RantyHighwayman@mas.to
· 5mo ago

A first for me. Train to Lakeside in Essex.

I have bussed here in the past, but a newish local bus service my end to get to C2C rail makes it a doddle.

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The Ranty Highwayman @RantyHighwayman@mas.to
· 5mo ago

In the April edition of #HighwaysMagazine, I ponder a move to "maintaining accessibility" as being a better approach to faults within walking and wheeling space rather than "making safe".

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The Ranty Highwayman @RantyHighwayman@mas.to
· 6mo ago

Oh and at Harwich, you have to cycle over the spiral car bridge over the railway which is fine if you have an engine. 😳

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The Ranty Highwayman @RantyHighwayman@mas.to
· 5mo ago

A busy but fun week and the first time sat out in my Summer evening spot for this year.

Cheers, how was your week?

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The Ranty Highwayman @RantyHighwayman@mas.to
· 5mo ago

Friday sofa time and for beer I've headed to.

Wait for it.

Kent.

Cheers 🍻

How was your week?

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The Ranty Highwayman @RantyHighwayman@mas.to
· 6mo ago

*** New blog post *** in which I revisit a village in Zeelandic Flanders and sing the praises of a bypass road.

https://therantyhighwayman.blogspot.com/2026/04/ive-seen-things-you-people-wouldnt.html

therantyhighwayman.blogspot.com
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The Ranty Highwayman @RantyHighwayman@mas.to
· 6mo ago

And back in wonderful Rotterdam for an early lunch at the Markthall.

Kibbling as has become our last day tradition.

And a photo of a Herring Boy to troll #TheDoodle. She's not a fan.

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The Ranty Highwayman @RantyHighwayman@mas.to
· 6mo ago

The Breskens to Vlissingen Ferry was very comfy and had a quick interchange with the train on the north side to take us a few stops to Goes.

Thank goodness. Today was a 31 mile monster day with a 35km/h headwind.

Time to find a beer.

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The Ranty Highwayman @RantyHighwayman@mas.to
· 6mo ago

Hulst to Breskens in what has been a brutal headwind all day.

Ferry to Vlissingen now and then the train to Goes.

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The Ranty Highwayman @RantyHighwayman@mas.to
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@Fonant@social.vivaldi.net of course the problem with making the first period free is someone needs to check it and that needs people paying to cover costs.
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The Ranty Highwayman @RantyHighwayman@mas.to
· 5mo ago
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@jsl@hachyderm.io yes, throw a few more kids into the machine
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The Ranty Highwayman @RantyHighwayman@mas.to
· 5mo ago
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@jsl@hachyderm.io I do like some Hallertau hops - I might even have them in my brewing cupboard (I really need to get back into it a bit more).
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The Ranty Highwayman @RantyHighwayman@mas.to
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@spacehobo I know, I know, but I was tired
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The Ranty Highwayman @RantyHighwayman@mas.to
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@dhmorton bonfire of red tape 😬 https://conservativehome.com/2010/06/25/pickles-announces-bonfire-of-town-hall-red-tape/
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The Ranty Highwayman @RantyHighwayman@mas.to
· 3mo ago
In the June edition of #Highways, I think about getting serious about #VisionZero, why the UK government's road safety strategy falls short and what if we included more than safety in the discussion. Digital issue available here: https://www.highwaysmagazine.co.uk/latest-issues
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The Ranty Highwayman @RantyHighwayman@mas.to
· 2mo ago
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@TimWardCam@c.im @CityInfinity@urbanists.social so far it's been local authorities playing chicken and threatening enforcement.
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The Ranty Highwayman @RantyHighwayman@mas.to
· 5mo ago
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@dhmorton we've just a history of the shittiest people getting promoted from their shittiness.
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The Ranty Highwayman @RantyHighwayman@mas.to
· 6mo ago
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Quiet. Damnit.
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