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Nigel James

@Njames@phpc.social

mastodon 4.7.3

Architect, Thinker, Dreamer, Builder

Passionate about #php but also Enterprise Software #ensw and #maths or if you are in the US #math

I am not a one language kinda guy so I also am dangerously familiar with #java, #python , #abap, #javascript, #visualBasic and its cousin #vba.

Thanks to my children doing more arduino stuff these days I am brushing off my #c

241 Followers

391 Following

20 Posts

Joined November 05, 2022

Twitter:

https://twitter.com/njames

LinkedIn:

https://www.linkedin.com/in/nigeljames/

GitHub:

https://github.com/njames

Nigel James @Njames@phpc.social

· 3mo ago

https://playwright.dev/ what really bugs me is #PHP being left out of things like this: "Any browser. Any platform. Chromium, Firefox, and WebKit on Linux, macOS, and Windows. Headless and headed. Also available for Python, .NET, and Java." why no #php

playwright.dev

Nigel James @Njames@phpc.social

· 3mo ago

Replying to

@dseguy@phpc.social Nice list, Nice host. Also I like the "Hosted in Europe, we welcome the world." which reads like "Hosted in Europe, we wont be compelled by US authorities to give up your data."

Nigel James @Njames@phpc.social

· 4mo ago

I know you might use "red leather yellow leather" to warm up your voice.

Here is an alternative (mandatory for all speakers at PHP tek)

@Njames@phpc.social

phpc.social

Nigel James: "@Crell Pragmatic PHP programmers plan parties. Pl…" - PHP Community on Mastodon

Nigel James @Njames@phpc.social

· 3mo ago

Replying to

@terry@phpc.social interesting ... do you every type out an angry email or post and then delete it and walk away from the keyboard?

Nigel James @Njames@phpc.social

· 3mo ago

Replying to

@shaedrich@mastodon.online Oh yes I know that it was comment about the lack of PHP on Playwright's marketing page. As I recall Pest uses playwright under the hood.

Nigel James @Njames@phpc.social

· 3mo ago

RE: https://phpc.social/@Synchro/116827335561442059 🎷 🎷 🎷 🎷 🎷 5 out of 5 saxaphones

Quoting

Marcus Bointon

@Synchro@phpc.social

After something of a hiatus, it's time for a new song! I wrote this fun, happy, slightly suggestive pop/funk track (think Maroon 5 or Bruno Mars) for my wife 🥰 Have a listen (especially to that awesome sax solo), and please spread the joy! https://marcus.bointon.com/you-make-me-smile/

Open quoted post

phpc.social

Marcus Bointon: "After something of a hiatus, it's time for a new …" - PHP Community on Mastodon

Nigel James @Njames@phpc.social

· 3mo ago

Replying to

@Synchro@phpc.social @afilina@phpc.social boosting your new song right now ;)

Nigel James @Njames@phpc.social

· 6mo ago

RE: @SocketSecurity@fosstodon.org

🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 WOOHOO!🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉

fosstodon.org

Socket: "🎉 Big news for #JavaScript developers: After nea…" - Fosstodon

Nigel James @Njames@phpc.social

· 7mo ago

RE: @Njames@phpc.social

In the spirit of this I would love to hear someone say :

"I am not going to mince my words here, ..."

and have a dot matrix printer printing out the speech in real time and have them fed into a cross-cut shredder.

phpc.social

Nigel James: "@ellisgl > "Let us be absolutely clear" Anythin…" - PHP Community on Mastodon

Nigel James @Njames@phpc.social

· 7mo ago

Replying to

@ellisgl

"Let us be absolutely clear"

Anything I am about to say is bound to be obfuscated

Nigel James @Njames@phpc.social

· 8mo ago

Hey @Synchro@phpc.social :wave:

Someone is promoting your music on bluesky

https://bsky.app/profile/raphinou.bsky.social/post/3me4r4tmx7c2c

Bluesky Social

@raphinou.bsky.social

If you're a #developer, here is some #music you should know about: marcus.bointon.com/music/ Or did you already know songs about #pairprogramming #tailwind #laravel #fediverse #php #webhooks and other dev-themes? https://marcus.bointon.com/music/

Nigel James @Njames@phpc.social

· 3mo ago

Replying to

https://pestphp.com/docs/pest-v4-is-here-now-with-browser-testing#:~:text=Playwright%2Dbased%20%E2%80%94%20modern%2C%20fast%2C%20and%20reliable Link to doco on using #playwright in #pest For reference

Pest

Pest v4 Is Here — Now with Browser Testing | Pest - The elegant PHP Testing Framework

Today, we're thrilled to announce Pest v4 — our biggest release yet, featuring powerful new browser testing with parallel support and full Laravel integration.

Nigel James @Njames@phpc.social

· 7mo ago

Replying to

@ellisgl @derickr does that mean all #arduino 's are going to be kitted out with snapdragons now? and what are the TOS changes?

Nigel James @Njames@phpc.social

· 8mo ago

@phpc_tv@phpc.social I am getting

An error occurred during a connection to phpc.tv. PR_CONNECT_RESET_ERROR

on the website

phpc.social

phpc.tv (@phpc_tv@phpc.social) - PHP Community on Mastodon

Nigel James @Njames@phpc.social

· 2mo ago

I love it when the last day of the month ends on the last day of the work week.

Nigel James @Njames@phpc.social

· 24mo ago

Replying to

@hbuchel@hachyderm.io Sucks to be looking for work but I found one of you longer form pieces from your blog today and have shared far and wide. All the best with the job hunt