Darth Depro

@dyrathror@mastodon.social @LoganFive@beige.party South Africa's new official breakfast, pap and mopane worms. Count yourself lucky

@lin Give new meaning to letting the cat out of the bag

@LoganFive@beige.party Welkom, Free State, South Africa. Soon to be banned, full boere breakfast

@TimWardCam@c.im @ireneista@adhd.irenes.space I once got fed up with a phone scam here that one day when they called and asked to spek to me I said sure I'm just having sex so don't mind the noise. Been months since they call

@anthonybearles@mastodonapp.uk I'm confused, please tell a joke

@Saket@appdot.net Only now catch your Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy reference. Really getting old.

@LoganFive@beige.party @dyrathror@mastodon.social jip.

@MuseumShuffle@mastodon.social My McG had same problem. Doesn't wanna believe a word can have no vowel

@ireneista Yeah wel someone always worse off

@argyleink Remember win3.1? There was a cool prank app that said if you want to uninstall the program wich had a funny and dirty name, press ok. Problem was that OK button flies away from the curser. Then it will say successfully installed. Had to reboot. It shows up again and need a 2nd hard reboot. Then you get a message that said fooled you. Only then can you delete it. Clever person Who made it. Still have it somewhere on my floppies and stiffies at home.

@effinbirds@mastodon.social Jank my doodle it's a dandy

@fd0 @evacide@hachyderm.io SFO? Stinky Frying Object? Definitely not. So not sure. I'm confused, please tell a joke.