mastodon 4.7.3Information architect, SFF short story writer, general troublemaker. Babbles fluently on UX Design. Owns 5 Jack russel terriers. Find me at http://kirabug.com if you’re interested in my writing. Still listening to sea shanties.
OMG THIS
https://www.terrygodier.com/the-last-quiet-thing
so tired of everything needing my attention all the time!
YOU ARE A PAIR OF HEADPHONES, YOU SHOULDN’T NEED TO BE REBOOTED. I SHOULD PLUG YOU IN AND YOU ARE ON AND UNPLUG YOU AND YOU ARE OFF. BUT NOOO… NO PLUGS ANYMORE. NOW BLUETOOTH FAILS
Periodic reminder to clean your dishwasher filter
I do not need the attention of the bathroom honor guard this morning!
Dear Stern and Jersey Jack: when are we getting the Minions pinball machine that the minions carry around in Despicable Me? I’m waaaaaiting! #pinball
me: I don’t think I would let a guy named Casey bat in this situation
N: that guy’s name wasn’t Casey
me [pointing at tv]: his name is Casey Schmitt
N: No, the guy in the poem. His first name was Mighty. it’s right there in the poem.
me 💀💀💀
Video: did you ever stop to think about all the engineering that’s gone into a 3 1/2 inch floppy disk?
Me: of course we did. we didn’t have the internet. What the hell else were we going to do? Shoot more football notes at the other students?
Do NOT jump up on the vet’s windowsill GET DOWN
Dear all the companies: if you are mailing my watch back to me FOR FREE then you should NOT force me to enter a credit card.
I am not for parkour! I am not! #ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday
I fully appreciate the angst you are feeling but you can wait two minutes for me to brush my hair
the crip tax on paying your taxes when you need to know what you spent to be able to deduct it is astoundingly bad
i think next year i’m going to double-entry-bookkeep all the medical bullshit
thank you Vanguard and Quicken for teaching me bookkeeping, sort of
What, you can’t find it? It’s right where you left it, next to the water bowl. No, I’m not getting it for you.
Add these to the list of things I thought would be a huge part of my adult life, along with ghosts, whirlpools, and quicksand. https://youtube.com/shorts/GD3Iz353_Ls?si=x-ww1zDfm53vquAW
You sound like a dog who wants to help me take out the trash
Apparently midnight is when the rabbits go tearing across the back yard with the dogs in hot pursuit #ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday
Why are you importing leaves?
What are you doing in the garden?
Do you want to get out of the car? You want to climb me like a tree. Ok fine.
#ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday
How you doing? Doing ok? Good. Glad to hear it. Good talk.
#ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday
Ah, I see. Yet another hotel that believes if you use a wheelchair you must not have a need for towel bars. o_O. :eyebrow twitches uncontrollably: #a11y
#Pinball QOTD
Player standing in front of Bally Wizard!: I miss Quicksilver.
🎶 Mother said
Straight to bed
Not to delay or be misled
You should have heeded my advice
But there were field miiiiiiice🎶
Me: it is too early. Go back to bed.
Mei: [does her morning stretching routine with paws atop my bladder]
Me: that’s cheating.
