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Jorge Stolfi

@JorgeStolfi@mas.to
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Computer Science professor, State University of Campinas (UNICAMP), Brazil.

Generally leftist (which means socialist outside the US), dreaming of democracy, justice, equality, disarmament, respect for science and human life, green energy, etc.

Posts in Portuguese are about topics of mostly Brazilian interest.

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Joined December 16, 2022
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Jorge Stolfi @JorgeStolfi@mas.to
· 11mo ago

The US is doomed unless people can get rid of its three biggest calamities: States, guns, and billionaires.

So the US is doomed.

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Jorge Stolfi @JorgeStolfi@mas.to
· 45mo ago
Replying to
@FranckLeroy@mastodon.online Stealing Luke's private key was the first task that the soul of Pope Benedict set to do after taking up his post in the hierarchy of Hell. As a personal revenge for Luke's strident denial of his legitimacy.
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Jorge Stolfi @JorgeStolfi@mas.to
· 16mo ago

Testing my new LLM, "#CrokAI":

Q. Explain why the 9th full test of the Starship was a resounding success.

A. Before we can get to Mars, we must perfect the needed technology by colonizing a target that is closer to us. While some think that the Moon could serve this purpose, the Earth is a much more convenient (if challenging) target. In test #9, Starshit, sorry, Starship managed to travel all the way to Earth and enter Earth's atmosphere. So this was a major milestone in the Road to Mars!

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Jorge Stolfi @JorgeStolfi@mas.to
· 11mo ago
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And then all executive orders, nominations, promotions, treaties, pardons etc issued in those (non-)administrations, all laws passed by GOP, and all sentences passed by un-nominated judges since 2016 would be retroactively declared null and void.
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Jorge Stolfi @JorgeStolfi@mas.to
· 11mo ago

@glitzersachen@hachyderm.io

But how can you change the system before removing those obstacles?

If it was not for the Electoral College, Trump would have lost the 2016 election.

The States go together with Disctrict-based voting, a system that could let a party with only (say) 30% of the electorate secure 90% of the seats in Congress. And can make a minority of 30% end up with 0% representation. And practially prevents the existence of more than two parties.

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Jorge Stolfi @JorgeStolfi@mas.to
· 11mo ago

#PreshitdentTrump

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Jorge Stolfi @JorgeStolfi@mas.to
· 16mo ago
Replying to
🧵‍> I have been waiting for two days, and asked several times whether it was ready, but always got the same response. I suspect that the name "Elon Musk" triggered some taboo filter, and his "too busy" is just an excuse. Perhaps someone can try with some other AI image generator? Humanity as a whole would much appreciate it.
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Jorge Stolfi @JorgeStolfi@mas.to
· 42mo ago
Replying to
@lauren @mmasnick "So sorry, my karma ran over your dogma." -- ancient ASCII meme wisdom.
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Jorge Stolfi @JorgeStolfi@mas.to
· 11mo ago

Secretary of War Drobe Peter Hogshot

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Jorge Stolfi @JorgeStolfi@mas.to
· 20mo ago
Replying to
@maxleibman@beige.party Elon Musk just invested $1.5 billion and 50'000 bitcoins in XboxXXX, a startup that will build a Gigabasement in El Pirado, TX where a million Optimus robots will play Path of Exile 2 24/7 using Microsoft Xboxes, all under the "@elonmusk" username.
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Jorge Stolfi @JorgeStolfi@mas.to
· 45mo ago
Replying to
@Chrishallbeck@mastodon.social Reminds me of the Steven Wright virus, that replaces all your files by exact duplicates.
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Jorge Stolfi @JorgeStolfi@mas.to
· 16mo ago
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🧵‍> At right, the head of Donald Trump in profile, facing left, grimacing, with bared fangs, drooling. At bottom left, three short lines: first line "Elon" in medium-size font, second line "Kill Bill" with quotes in smaller font, and third line "Musk" again in medium-size font. At bottom right, also a text in three lines: first line "Donald" in medium size font, second line "Home Alone" with quotes in smaller font, and third line "Trump" again in medium-size font. All on a dark blue bground." 🧵‍>
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Jorge Stolfi @JorgeStolfi@mas.to
· 16mo ago
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🧵‍> ChatGPT refused to put actual photos of Elon and Donald, for "policy reason". But he himself suggested to use instead a caricature of a "tech mogul — exaggerated features (e.g., sharp cheekbones, electric sparks, space helmet)", and a caricature of "real estate tycoon — big hair, red tie wrapped around the neck like a weapon.". I said fine, but then he told me that he was too busy and it would take a while, and he would let me know when it was ready. 🧵‍>
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Jorge Stolfi @JorgeStolfi@mas.to
· 11mo ago

#PreshitdentTrump

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Jorge Stolfi @JorgeStolfi@mas.to
· 11mo ago

@0x00string@infosec.exchange But making fascism illegal means putting fascists in jail...

Crime does not exist on its own. Criminals do. You can't fight crime while letting all criminals go unpunished.

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Jorge Stolfi @JorgeStolfi@mas.to
· 16mo ago

Premiered in Washington DC yesterday: "Alien vs. Predator II".

Featuring Elon "Kill Bill" Musk and Donald "Home Alone" Trump in the leading roles. A Putin&Qatar Productions release.

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Jorge Stolfi @JorgeStolfi@mas.to
· 45mo ago
Replying to
@lauren@mastodon.laurenweinstein.org "The internet interprets humans as damage and routes around them."
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