Hyphlosion
mastodon 4.3.2+glitch.donphan.socialI love everything Johto!
I’m here for the chill vibes and to have a good time.
Billy O’nares refer to me as “A commoner with gumption.”
Um… I’m just going to back away slowly….
Buy $10-$20 fancy toy for cat.
Cat: -_-
Bottle cap.
Cat: 👀
Why did nobody tell me that Minishoot Adventures was so much fun?
It’s classic Zelda dungeon crawling, but as a twin stick shooter. The music is super chill and almost put me to sleep.
I haven’t really played an video games for the past several days because I’ve just been so burned out from work. Sucks.
Had my monthly 1x1 today with supervisor. Don’t know if I’m being too hard on myself or what. But I exceeded all expectations last month when it feels like I’m getting by by the skin of my teeth.
I’m the laziest sunavabitch when it comes to making breakfast. I’d sooner have a pickled sausage (which I’m not fond of) than take the time to prepare a meal.
Me: *loves playing New Super Mario Bros. 2*
Internet: Rawr! Most samey, mid-game of all time! Rawr!
Me: ;_;
Pokémon spinoff idea: Weavile wins the Presidency and a zombie apocalypse immediately follows.
We’ll call the game: President Weavile
I officially declare that today is unofficially Savage Garden Day! https://open.spotify.com/album/64peTvbTLBDeSBu0GsCRE4?si=MmtIu8fATlO2VutkhtgiPg
DO AN AILERON ROLL!
#SpriteZero + Tea is my new favorite thing. Only problems are it’s a limited time deal and I have to go out of my way to obtain some.
So I’ve endeavored to make my own! I carbonated a liter of water with my #SodaStream, then steeped four black tea bags in it. Then I added some #Starry Zero Sugar syrup and BAM!
It tastes good! Mission success!
I need more Carmen: Habenera in my life.
This song doesn’t get enough love
Ever give up on getting a peanut out of its shell and you just eat the whole damn thing?
Cashew shells look like slugs.
Robot roll call!
Proof that UFOs are a government conspiracy! The truth is out!
Easter is almost over. And too late do I learn that sugar free giant chocolate bunnies are a thing. Damnit.
Anyone else ever break apart a pair of chopsticks but it feels like they’re going to break in half or something instead. But it never happens.
Happy Amy Rose Community Day!
When you resort to extreme overkill methods to take out lowly woodland creatures who keep dodging your attacks and magicks. lol
We’re so back! Behold the power of the meat! 🥩
Having fun with my new MacBook Neo! I got it because I’m looking into a career change. Really good that I can mirror my iPhone to it and am actually doing that and typing this message on my laptop but it’s on my iPhone lolwut so cool.
I think “Mixed Nuts” is just shorthand for “Mainly Peanuts, but a few almonds and cashews here and there and I think I saw a chesnut amd macadamia once, but a unicorn ate them.”
Ever attack a bag of peanuts without separating the shells in a separate bag, so after a while you start having to sift through the shells to find another peanut?
You don’t **** with a human’s coffee. https://youtu.be/vYPqyBZcTnM?si=OFIIueaTDaXhVQml
Human Cadet 1-Ups alien weapons demonstration with a slingshot
just saw a dude biking down the street super hard. in the hot sun. with a large black down winter coat. WTF