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the current EU Commissioner for Shitpost Trade is: @ezri@shitpost.trade
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thanks to EU, Inc. it is now easier than ever to shop at METRO. you're welcome
"key enlargement partner" is what i call your mom
she coerce on my markets till i trade my bazooka
she European on my Package till my Union Enlarges
With Horizon Europe, we also fund dual-use research projects in non-member states, allowing them to innovate in areas such as committing genocide in the Gaza strip
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key enlargement sounds like it'd make the encryption stronger. maybe we shouldn't have brought it up
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european headmate for education, culture, sport and youth
if we were crass, we'd have called it the europissing union
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@nightingale@sharkey.vhack.eu @piku@blahaj.zone yeah. still haven't figured out what to have for breakfast
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@stgiga@blahaj.zone oh okay then you should be allowed to sideload however you want . let me get in touch with our google lobbyists i mean contacts
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@robinadams@mathstodon.xyz they will be allowed of course. as long as they know their place