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Arthur van der Harg

@ArtHarg@mastodon.nl
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Data-Analist/Onderzoeker | e^iπ+1=0 | Bronteroc spotter

'I understood every word in that sentence, but not the sentence itself.' – Terry Pratchett

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233 Followers
178 Following
50 Posts
Joined November 02, 2022
Country:
The Netherlands
Pronouns/Voornaamwoorden:
He/him | Hij/hem
Website:
https://www.artharg.nl/
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Arthur van der Harg @ArtHarg@mastodon.nl
· 17h ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social And leave a Trump stump?
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Arthur van der Harg @ArtHarg@mastodon.nl
· 5d ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social If it saves me a wiener check before being allowed in, then yes, of course!
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Arthur van der Harg @ArtHarg@mastodon.nl
· 5d ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social It doesn’t get any better if you think away the photoshopped pumpkins.
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Arthur van der Harg @ArtHarg@mastodon.nl
· 5d ago
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@QuercusMacrocarpa@mastodon.social @VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social And drive to work.
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Arthur van der Harg @ArtHarg@mastodon.nl
· 1w ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social “When people are in distress, it’s customary to serve them hot beverages.” — Sheldon Cooper I bet he knows why, too.
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Arthur van der Harg @ArtHarg@mastodon.nl
· 1w ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social There’s the proof that He has risen: how else could he have written the parts after His crucifixion?
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Arthur van der Harg @ArtHarg@mastodon.nl
· 1w ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Yeah, let’s eat out!
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Arthur van der Harg @ArtHarg@mastodon.nl
· 1w ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Coconuts float. ‘Nuff said …
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Arthur van der Harg @ArtHarg@mastodon.nl
· 1mo ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social He’s one of the few people I know who can look arrogant while they sleep.
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Arthur van der Harg @ArtHarg@mastodon.nl
· 2w ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Talk about putting the horse behind the car …
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Arthur van der Harg @ArtHarg@mastodon.nl
· 2w ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social And that’s where Penguin Books got their name.
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Arthur van der Harg @ArtHarg@mastodon.nl
· 2w ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social St. Bernard: Anyone want a drink?
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Arthur van der Harg @ArtHarg@mastodon.nl
· 2w ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social The white cliffs of D’ohver.
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Arthur van der Harg @ArtHarg@mastodon.nl
· 3w ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Ah, so that’s where pants burn when they’re on fire!
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Arthur van der Harg @ArtHarg@mastodon.nl
· 4w ago
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@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world Wait, so a trumpet is a little farter?
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Arthur van der Harg @ArtHarg@mastodon.nl
· 4w ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social This must be an old story. These days, he’d be dumped in Alligator Alcatraz and left to rot.
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Arthur van der Harg @ArtHarg@mastodon.nl
· 4w ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Ocenotalot.
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Arthur van der Harg @ArtHarg@mastodon.nl
· 2w ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Trump’s hairpiece, when it’s allowed to roam free at night.
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Arthur van der Harg @ArtHarg@mastodon.nl
· 3w ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social ‘Be honest. I won’t forget who voted for me. And against me.’
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Arthur van der Harg @ArtHarg@mastodon.nl
· 3w ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social *You* get in the bottle! Anyway, Trump is doing well on War, Famine, Pestilence and Death. He’s a one-man apocalypse band.
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Arthur van der Harg @ArtHarg@mastodon.nl
· 3w ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social @solaris@social.anoxinon.de He’s right. Phew! Glad someone else said it first!
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Arthur van der Harg @ArtHarg@mastodon.nl
· 1mo ago
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@deFractal@infosec.exchange @NanoRaptor@bitbang.social Novels? They could just point at Dutch tax law. ‘Schijnzelfstandigen’, ‘fake contractors’. Companies employing them are considered to be evading social insurance premiums.
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Arthur van der Harg @ArtHarg@mastodon.nl
· 3w ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Unemployerment needs to rise by 40, 50 percent. We need to remind certain employers that it is people working for them, not assets. Let’s see them run a business when workers shun their exploitative outfits.
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Arthur van der Harg @ArtHarg@mastodon.nl
· 3w ago
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@DenOfEarth@mas.to @VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social 5 Million years on and *still* using °F? 🙄
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Arthur van der Harg @ArtHarg@mastodon.nl
· 1mo ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social I bet you could make a tidy sum off a web site that says “This button does absolutely nothing, €1 per push”. But I’m not sure handling all the customer complaints would be worth it.
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Arthur van der Harg @ArtHarg@mastodon.nl
· 1mo ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social The only reason they won’t is the lack of an atmosphere between us and them. But I’m sure they’ll be able to see the fireworks.
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Arthur van der Harg @ArtHarg@mastodon.nl
· 4w ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Looks like he stuck his face in his diaper.
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Arthur van der Harg @ArtHarg@mastodon.nl
· 4w ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Very clefer joke.
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Arthur van der Harg @ArtHarg@mastodon.nl
· 1mo ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Van Halen believe otherwise …
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Arthur van der Harg @ArtHarg@mastodon.nl
· 1mo ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social @w_b@mastodon.world Pronounced “teeth”?
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Arthur van der Harg @ArtHarg@mastodon.nl
· 1mo ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social You know that the browsers would just put their carts in your lane, right?
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Arthur van der Harg @ArtHarg@mastodon.nl
· 1mo ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social And to add to the misery, it found that it had no lungs to scream out. Poor fish.
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Arthur van der Harg @ArtHarg@mastodon.nl
· 1mo ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social ‘Okay, so where do you want this croc?’
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Arthur van der Harg @ArtHarg@mastodon.nl
· 1mo ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Trump should be in a straitjacket, not in any other strait.
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Arthur van der Harg @ArtHarg@mastodon.nl
· 1mo ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social “Oh baby! Hold my uvula in your warm, soft hand!”
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Arthur van der Harg @ArtHarg@mastodon.nl
· 1mo ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social A whackard for your placard.
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Arthur van der Harg @ArtHarg@mastodon.nl
· 2mo ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social So she still hasn’t figured out what ‘Egg Day’ is an euphemism for.
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Arthur van der Harg @ArtHarg@mastodon.nl
· 1mo ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Of course it isn’t. Neither is gravity, or solid ground underfoot. Clean, breathable air, clean, potable water: they were so naturally available at the end of the 18th centuries that no-one thought it necessary to put a right to them in the Constitution.
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Arthur van der Harg @ArtHarg@mastodon.nl
· 1mo ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social ⁃ Could you give me a hand? ⁃ [gives hand] ⁃ That is not what I meant. Whose is this?
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Arthur van der Harg @ArtHarg@mastodon.nl
· 3w ago
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@DenOfEarth@mas.to @VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Not a butter dish. That’s a splint basket. They’re still available, though I don’t see the fallus as an option. I assume you’ll have to put in your own eggs.
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Arthur van der Harg @ArtHarg@mastodon.nl
· 1mo ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Sorry to say, but that is meaningless if breaking the law has no consequences. Election obstructors must be left no doubt that obstructing or tampering with the elections *will* have Consequences for them, individually, personally. No matter if it takes one, five or ten years: there will be a reckoning for messing with the will of the people.
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Arthur van der Harg @ArtHarg@mastodon.nl
· 1mo ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social I think I just gave it. It’s easy for them to say ‘Oh, we don’t have any’, or ‘We just ran out’ or ‘Nope, I don’t care what the law says, you’re not getting one’. Because they think that there will be no consequences. So start instilling in them the righteous fear that *this* administration may not punish them, but its successor most definitely will. Start right now with making them reluctant to break the law.
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Arthur van der Harg @ArtHarg@mastodon.nl
· 1mo ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social They’re lucky there were no MAGA there. They’d insist on having a peek in those bikini bottoms …
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Arthur van der Harg @ArtHarg@mastodon.nl
· 1mo ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social I did not immediately recognise what ‘FDT’ stands for, so I asked Gemini. It gave the right answer for that, but it also shows why you should never take LLM output at face value 😄 ‘While one could attempt to retroactively project a narrative—citing Trump’s proposed border wall (Gulf of Mexico), his tenure as president presiding over national institutions (Kennedy Center), or northern trade disputes (Lake Ontario)—there is no evidence in the garment's origin or marketing to suggest these specific links were intended.’
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Arthur van der Harg @ArtHarg@mastodon.nl
· 2d ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social They were probably upset by the rattling.
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Arthur van der Harg @ArtHarg@mastodon.nl
· 2w ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social “I thought *you* would bring the swords!”
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Arthur van der Harg @ArtHarg@mastodon.nl
· 3w ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social I hope we’re smart enough *not* to learn from the US.
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Arthur van der Harg @ArtHarg@mastodon.nl
· 2w ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social If you’re locked in the car, then presumably it’s yours and you can break a window to get out. Staying locked inside is a choice.
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Arthur van der Harg @ArtHarg@mastodon.nl
· 2w ago
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@mattsheffield@mastodon.social Is Three Mile Island a federal facility?
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Arthur van der Harg @ArtHarg@mastodon.nl
· 1mo ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Imagine the confusion when you’re a suspect and you see *that* coming at you 😄
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