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mastodon 4.8.0-nightly.2026-10-06Caustically optimistic
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You're right! They promised!
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Yep. Next thing we knew, Earth tones and egg chairs.
Many, many thanks to female friends who know just the right way to say, "Oh, is that what you're wearing?"
Intergalactic space warrior wins roughly 27% of vote.
Sorry I can't come to work tomorrow. I was in a rideshare and the Kars 4 Kids commercial came on the radio and the driver....just...well...he just...let it play.
"...for very great is the number of the stupid."
Galileo, in a letter to Kepler.
Legendary bassist, progressive warrior, and Pasadena resident Leland Sklar wants you to know that he voted.
It is hoped that many will enjoy celebrating National Passive Voice Day.
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"Hey babe, what's the ETA on that snackage?"
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For entertainment purposes only. Everybody knows you're not the kind of guy who tells lady octopi to smile more.
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CW: "You know what? You should...you should smile more."
LADY OCTOPUS: *throws rock*
Oops.
#ChunderRoad
Workers building robots will wear special backpacks to record their movements so the robots can learn to build robots.
https://www.thetimes.com/world/europe/article/robot-train-replace-tesla-optimus-elon-musk-berlin-gigafactory-fb26fm6lc
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