Trav
mastodon 4.6.8aww shit guys
someone just told me
"people don't really like you"
let me tell you, this is news to me, and i am utterly distraught
the whole hot lady tournament has informed me that most of you are fucking insane
niggers that have experienced actual prejudice and bigotry tell me there isn't a racist drop of blood in my body even after i share some pretty wild shit
butthurt white liberals on the other hand...
i thought i was relaxed but i've never been so ready to drive into oncoming traffic
dude on a motorcycle in the oncoming lane looked like he was drawing a gun on me and in the same second i was ready to run him over
false alarm, luckily xD
i think that if our military leaders played starcraft our bases would be in much better shape right now
p sure you dont want to take an anticholinergic mushroom supplement every day, danny jones
yea bro, if they didn't inject the meat with saline it'd totally be dry and tough by the time you eat it
industries are definitely looking out for you with these practices that at a glance seem sketchy, you just have to look deeper
some of these people...
someone played some mahavishnu orchestra for me for the first time today and i couldn't pin down why but i was reminded of billy cobham
turns out he was playing drums xD
china really fumbled that whole period where they had a one child policy
aside from setting themselves up for collapse, they missed the opportunity to export an army of sleeper cell spy wives and gfs
imagine a world where they really leaned into it and started genetically engineering their sleeper cell spy women to be extra hot instead of just having higher iq