#privateequity
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El Jannah, the Lebanese chicken chain famous for its garlic sauce, has reportedly been acquired by a New York private equity firm in a blockbuster deal valued at close to $1bn, according to The Financial Review.
https://www.realcommercial.com.au/news/beloved-aussie-chicken-chain-el-jannah-acquired-by-us-firm-in-billiondollar-deal
Enshittification will now roll on out. Loaded up with debt, the staff will be farked over for wages, quality of ingredients will dive.
#ElJannah #Enshittification #Australia #PrivateEquity #Doom
Ares Accelerates Fundraising and Investments Despite Lackluster Market
https://www.wsj.com/pro/private-equity/ares-accelerates-fundraising-and-investments-despite-lackluster-market-ea78fa52?mod=rss_markets_main
#Finance #Investing #PrivateEquity
Problem: Betting millions on unverified regulatory roadmaps 🎲
Solution: Institutional-grade FDA readiness reports ✅
✔️ 1–2 week turnaround ✔️ Former FDA reviewers on staff ✔️ Stress-tests clinical + legal assumptions ✔️ Designed for VC, PE & Strategic CVCs
Stop funding optimism. Start funding certainty.
https://healthitconsult.com/fda-readiness-due-diligence-for-investors/
#DueDiligence #MedTech #FDACompliance #VentureCapital #HealthTech #RegulatoryStrategy #DigitalHealth #PrivateEquity
Will the English government ever learn or is Blairism deep in their souls?
Private Equity and the NHS.
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2026/jul/27/nhs-patients-records-us-private-equity-firm-optum-uk-tpg
#PrivateEquity #NHS #England #Health #Security #Privacy #Exploitation #ProfitTaking #ShortSighted #NoLessonsLearnt
🚨 Stop funding regulatory "optimism."
Digital health founders systematically underestimate FDA timelines, overlook de facto medical device classifications, and ignore warning letter exposure risks.
Get institutional-grade FDA readiness due diligence in 7–14 business days. Think of it as your external Regulatory CTO.
🔗 https://healthitconsult.com/fda-readiness-due-diligence-for-investors/
#DigitalHealth #MedTech #VentureCapital #FDACompliance #DueDiligence #HealthTechInvesting #RegulatoryStrategy #PrivateEquity #MedicalDevices
Private-Equity Assets Stuck in 'Zombie Funds' Are at a Record High
https://www.wsj.com/finance/investing/private-equity-assets-stuck-in-zombie-funds-are-at-a-record-high-4dbd01be?mod=rss_markets_main
#Finance #Investing #PrivateEquity
Warburg Pincus Near Over $7 Billion Deal for Specialty-Pharmacy Company
https://www.wsj.com/business/deals/warburg-pincus-near-over-7-billion-deal-for-specialty-pharmacy-company-99030b6f?mod=rss_markets_main
#Finance #Deals #PrivateEquity
📊 Італійська Bending Spoons вийшла на Nasdaq з оцінкою $23 млрд, побудувавши технологічну імперію на придбанні збанкрутілих брендів. Це рідкісний приклад того, як європейська компанія з неочевидного ринку (додатки для редагування фото/відео) досягає оцінки, порівнянної з лідерами Кремнієвої долини.
Стратегія Bending Spoons нагадує підхід приватних equity фондів: купувати недооцінені або проблемні активи (як Evernote, Meetup), агресивно оптимізувати витрати і монетизувати через підписки. Для українських підприємців це сигнал — ринок злиттів і поглинань у digital-секторі не вимагає бути першопрохідцем, достатньо вміти вичавлювати вартість із вже відомих продуктів.
Вихід на Nasdaq також підтверджує: американський ринок капіталу залишається головним місцем для ліквідності європейських tech-компаній, попри геополітичну напругу.
#BendingSpoons #Nasdaq #TechM&A #PrivateEquity #EuropeanTech #Стартапи #Інвестиції
#virgroup
https://vir.group/post/116865843593480591
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#FollowTheMoney 🧵 51/n Richard’s video has spurred me on to do a few posts now on #PrivateEquity. Long overdue here, because private equity is at the heart of how our world works!
(Just to state again: i am not an expert, just someone who is trying to make sense of our world by #FollowingTheMoney, in an eclectic 🧵)
To start with basics: what is private equity? I like this clear definition by Justin Robertson
https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.1080/13563460903288270
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#FollowTheMoney 🧵63/n Excellent article by Tim White on how across Europe #privateequity has been buying up significant proportions of housing and driving up rental prices. A key dynamic in growing inequality that contributes to alienation and rise of far-right.
Everything is about #Assets.
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2025/jul/07/europe-financial-sector-house-prices-politics?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other
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#FollowTheMoney 🧵64/n The article made me think once again about Monopoly, and how perfectly it captures what the world is like. Originally called “the Landlord Game”, it was invented in 1903 by left-wing feminist Lizzie Magie who wanted to expose how rentier capitalism works through a game. She more than succeeded but - this being capitalist US - never got the credit for it. Interesting piece about it all here.
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2015/apr/11/secret-history-monopoly-capitalist-game-leftwing-origins
#privateequity #Assets #Monopoly
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#FollowTheMoney 🧵95/n It seems to me like #PrivateEquity is nothing but an additional “creaming off”, rentier layer and therefore structurally completely inefficient. Feels like there are more and more signs of this - eg this aside in a piece on supermarkets i just happened to read.
I wonder whether we have reached peak private equity - maybe it will all collapse soon. However, not at all an expert!
https://www.theguardian.com/business/2026/may/27/lidl-overtakes-morrisons-to-become-fifth-largest-supermarket-in-uk?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other
"One pound in every £11 of UK government spending on contractors went to private equity-controlled companies last year, research shows, including key services such as transport, waste management and healthcare"
Nationalisation would rid key public services of these ghouls. It would also be of interest to track their political donations.
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2026/jun/28/1-in-every-11-spent-uk-public-contractors-private-equity
#PrivateEquity #PublicServices #UKPolitics
How Some Private-Equity Managers Collect Big Fees on Paper Gains
https://www.wsj.com/finance/investing/how-some-private-equity-managers-collect-big-fees-on-paper-gains-2f449976?mod=rss_markets_main
#Finance #Investing #PrivateEquity
BBC News | Why illegal children's homes are being paid up to £2m per child by councils
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Illegal children’s homes—unregistered, uninspected facilities that are nonetheless being funded by local councils—are costing up to £2 million per child a year, with some placements paying £13,000 a week for a single teenager. Investigations reveal squalid conditions, inadequate staffing and the use of makeshift premises such as caravans, narrowboats and ordinary houses, yet councils continue to place vulnerable youths there because a shortage of specialist, legally‑registered homes leaves them with no alternatives for children with complex needs. Despite a 2021 ban on under‑16s in unregulated homes, around 800 children are still housed illegally, a figure driven by a booming private‑sector market, profiteering providers, and a fragmented regulatory system that has failed to enforce the ban. The resulting taxpayer waste diverts funds from early‑intervention services, prompting calls for stricter regulation, more publicly‑run homes, and a shift toward non‑profit providers to protect the most vulnerable children.
Read more: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwy2vxp48y8o?at_medium=RSS&at_campaign=rss
#BBC #PublicAccounts #ChildrensWellbeing #Englishcouncils #privateequity
📊 Bain Capital закрив азійський фонд на $10,5 млрд — вище за початкову ціль. Це найбільший приватний фонд регіону за останні роки, що свідчить про апетит інституційного капіталу до Азії попри геополітичну напругу.
Паралельно Strategy купила Bitcoin ще на $2 млрд — найбільша одноразова закупівля компанії. В умовах невизначеності зі ставками, корпорації обирають різні стратегії: одні йдуть у private equity з фокусом на зростання, інші — у криптоактиви як альтернативу резервам.
Для українського інвестора це сигнал: великі гравці диверсифікуються між традиційними ринками капіталу та цифровими активами. Варто стежити за тим, чи повторить хтось із технологічних гігантів стратегію Strategy.
#BainCapital #PrivateEquity #Bitcoin #Strategy #Інвестиції #Crypto #Азія
#virgroup
https://vir.group/post/116595704827453191
NBC News Top Stories | The revolt against i-Ready: Private equity-backed company faces parent, teacher and student fury by Tyler Kingkade
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The article details a growing backlash against i‑Ready, the private‑equity‑backed educational software used by nearly 14 million U.S. students, as parents, teachers, and students nationwide describe it as boring, time‑consuming, and ineffective. Critics argue the repetitive cartoon animations, mandatory voice‑overs, and “black‑box” assessments provide little insight for educators, waste up to 90 minutes of class time each week, and fail to improve test scores despite the program’s promise to identify struggling learners. Districts such as Los Angeles Unified have launched audits and faced protests, while some families opt their children out entirely. Curriculum Associates defends i‑Ready by citing internal research and modest revenue growth, but acknowledges mixed results and promises incremental product tweaks, even piloting an AI‑driven reading‑assessment feature. The controversy reflects broader concerns over excessive screen time and the accountability of ed‑tech companies whose impact on student achievement remains unproven.
Read more: https://www.nbcnews.com/news/education/iready-school-software-faces-parent-teacher-student-fury-rcna342850
#i_Ready #CurriculumAssociates #privateequity #schoolboards #educationtechnology #KellySia
I am becoming more and more convinced that Capitalism isn't even a zero sum game any more. It's a negative sum one.
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/apr/07/capitalism-endgame-private-equity-captured-nurseries-care-homes
#Economics #Privatisation #PrivateEquity #PassiveIncome #WealthExtraction
Digital health founders are systematically optimistic about the FDA. Are you prepared for the reality? 📉
When a pitch deck claims a "6-month 510(k) pathway" or a "simple wellness classification," how do you independently verify it?
Get the "Reality Check" on your next deal: https://healthitconsult.com/fda-readiness-due-diligence-for-investors/
#DigitalHealth #PrivateEquity #RegulatoryRisk #StartupInvesting #HealthIT #FDA




