Wawik

Mit einer Heizung und einer leistungsstarken Pumpe im Inneren versehen, könnte man kinderleicht den Heinrich-Hertz-Turm zum größten Schokoladenbrunnen Deutschlands umbauen.

Deutsches Weihnachtsbüromaterial :BlobhajThonk:

From my film roll from many years ago; that's a sign you don't see very often, but in some places it exists, mostly where there's no way to tie up loose ends to another motorway.

There is a lot of uwu owo going on outdoors at the moment :BlobhajGolly:

I am back home and have partially unloaded the car, but feeling significantly too eepy to even think about starting doing my laundry tonight. :BlobhajYeesh:

There now follows an important public safety announcement. :BlobhajSirHappy:

Went back to my hotel room relatively early tonight as I've had some issues with mobility today, but I think I'll be fine again tomorrow :Blobhaj:

And the German word of the day is

Today is one of those days where i just want to be a pregnant gay eardog on the internet :BlobhajMelty:

well

:BlobhajGolly:

We'll be right back after this brief intermission.

I've nonchalantly thrown the chieftain out of bed this morning as I'm going to change the sheets, and of course that little slut has bent over for me in the lewdest way possible during landing. :BlobhajTinyHeart:

🍹 🍺 🍷 🥃 :BlobhajSirHappy:

You know there is the widely common Gastronorm standard originally cooked up (ha!) by the Swiss hotelier association in 1964 and now widely used in professional kitchens throughout the world......

...except in the US and Canada, because of course. :BlobHajMlem:

Die Geschmacksrichtung wird offiziell als "Blau" angegeben. Es schmeckt ein wenig wie Schlumpf.

#staffleaks #ef30

It is 22:00 on a Tuesday and I've just made my bed :BlobhajGolly:

ah yes, suddenly this outdated piece of shit software held together with string and chewing gum randomly decides to run out of disk space and I cannot even ruin the media prune command anymore because it can't find some of those godforsaken piece of shit ruby gems it needs to potter on so all I could do was expand the disk - holding onto a masto instance with software older than 3 nanoseconds surely is like going through dependency hell :BlobhajGlare:

Look, it is me! I am awake.

They also somehow reduced the nasty weather forecast for today to a mere 26C, so I *might* get something done, after all. :BlobhajGolly:

Yeah absolutely no rush to get the group photo done #ef30

Time for bacon :BlobhajGolly:

Well, that really is the end of things.

Allgemeine Geschäftsbedingungen's :BlobhajThonk:

It certainly an art.

:BlobhajThonk:

An diesen langen Winterabenden kann man ja ganz in Ruhe im Katalog blättern und sich die neue Frühjahrskollektion aussuchen.