My daughters said this when talking about me to their mom. Saying dad is of course brave enough to squish a spider, he chops trees at night.
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Hitchhiking Guide to Dadding
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mastodon 4.7.3Twin girls and a baby boy. I am a dad stumbling along the Hitchhiking Road of Dadding. I write funny dad comics myself, then use GIMP or Al to draw them. DON'T PANIC. You're just Dadding.
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He's not great at sneaking, he always ends up charging in.
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Are you a princess?
Yes.
Does that make me a king?
No.
Does that make Mom a queen?
Yes.
But then why am I not a king?
Because you don't have a crown.
But Mom gets to be queen without a crown.
Yes.
Can you make me a crown.
Yes.
At the very least you are saying their hair looks cute! Worth some points or at least some eye rolls.
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ADHD dad and his kids try to remember what they are doing.
Ya... they don't mean it, more like "See ya later".
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LOOKING FOR MORE KID QUOTES: If interested, send me some, and if I like it, I will draw up an abstract piece of art to go with it and post it. Make sure to add how you would like credit to be given.
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My sister told me about Art Fight, sounded fun so I thought I would give it a whirl.
ArtFight URL: https://artfight.net/~guidetodadding
I like to draw daily silly comics, memes, quotes, and dad jokes about Dadding.
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Being a dad means being tough when you have to… and a total marshmallow the rest of the time.
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I finished writing my first children's book. It's about a kid that doesn't want to go to bed, releasing soon. More information to come.
A match made in heaven.
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Daughter defiantly drops trash on the ground right in front of her mom who said to throw it in the garbage. The showdown commences.
This situation is uplifting, and it's not even an elevator.
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LOOKING FOR MORE KID QUOTES: If interested, send me some, and if I like it, I will draw up an abstract piece of art to go with it and post it. Make sure to add how you would like credit to be given.
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What is sanity anyway? Who has that anymore?
A baby sometimes feels like a little T-Rex. Dads deal with it.
This party is going to be lit.
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Some fights you win. Some fights you lose. Some fights involve a dinosaur holding a donut.
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I never thought of it as a frat house... lol, do they ever grow up?
My first published book:
Davey the Knight refuses to surrender to sleep. Determined to banish the "cursed pastime" forever, he embarks on an epic quest to conquer the night. But as the shadows lengthen and his eyelids grow heavy, he must face the ultimate question: can he stay awake to battle dragons until dawn, or will the darkness finally claim its due?
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She broke her arm recently and was told she couldn't get it wet. So we need an arm brella obviously.
LOOKING FOR MORE KID QUOTES: If interested, send me some, and if I like it, I will draw up an abstract piece of art to go with it and post it. Make sure to add how you would like credit to be given.
#kidquotes #dad #dadlife #dadquote #feelgood
A little roll twist here, because you don't want to look under the bed. 😂
Fatherhood really does feel like your heart upgraded to a bigger model.
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He is a pretty fly guy.
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Customer Service is Wild these days! A hippo tries to check his balance at the bank and gets pushed to the ground.
My kids catch on pretty quick.
Toddlers don’t throw curveballs… they throw actual objects.
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Dishes, the never-ending chore.
Sometimes, the mess I wake up to, wasn't worth this decision.
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I just want them to play nice.
Dad knows everything... right?
This is a running joke between my wife and I. I have bend over disease and she has running disease.
Ya... he has very fast hands, so I look away for a second, and its gone.
Being a father is a lot of work and very rewarding.
Guest Artist: My daughter. Drew the art for this quote.
Dad tries to be a boss, but somehow the daughter wins.
Legos, paw patrol, barbies, violins, etc. What's the most painful you have barefoot stepped on?
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They will have to wrap it up later.
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My wife and my daughter have a stare down, and I just hope I am not collateral damage.
This was a very funny argument I had with my 7-year-old.