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me: oh man im so bored, i wish i had something to listen to while i wait tinnitus:

@input-error.bsky.social not remotely the first time it's so common

@input-error.bsky.social also yeah he can't handle anyone complimenting him lmao

@asokel@ohai.social @ReignOfRaining@transfem.social @input-error.bsky.social yeah okay pretty boy kel

@asokel@ohai.social @ReignOfRaining@transfem.social @input-error.bsky.social because it's the truth?

@asokel@ohai.social @ReignOfRaining@transfem.social @input-error.bsky.social yuh uh

@asokel@ohai.social @sodiboo@gaysex.cloud @nafiri@sk.petalgarden.link it's what U need to di

@asokel@ohai.social @vgiamp10@social.vgiamp.moe yeah exactly

@vgiamp10@social.vgiamp.moe @asokel@ohai.social there's no way it's that clean

@asokel@ohai.social @ReignOfRaining@transfem.social @input-error.bsky.social I'm calling you pretty

@asokel@ohai.social you? Ur definitely depressed, Ur a twink U like roaches, ur tired

@asokel@ohai.social that's why I said nearing

@asokel@ohai.social I'm at near youevels of sleep deprivation 12 hours total in 4 days

@asokel@ohai.social @puppygirlhornypost2@transfem.social I haven't seen one but I sure have seen a stick and gone " bet I can eat that bark"

@asokel@ohai.social also, like you can say ANYTHING roach and soap boy

@asokel@ohai.social wood, yknow, like froma tree

@dunkeltalerzap@ohai.social why are you driving the twink insane

@asokel@ohai.social man with reprehensible beliefs, that lives in a house with garbage piled up literally to his waist, it's utterly horrible, he also doesn't shower for months on ens

@asokel@ohai.social cause you live in mess and don't shower

@asokel@ohai.social like there's mould, I think there's rats, he's got an entire ecosystem in there

dr Kel is like if asmondgold was a twink and not a foul and despicable person actually that's really mean NOBODY deserves to be compared to asmondgold

@CrebboElodie@transfem.social @asokel@ohai.social @nafiri@sk.petalgarden.link apparently he just rubs soap over his body, and probably eats it

@CrebboElodie@transfem.social @asokel@ohai.social @nafiri@sk.petalgarden.link he's so not fine it's in the negatives, which shouldn't be possible

@asokel@ohai.social plus it annoys all the awful bigots so thats a fun bonus

@asokel@ohai.social yea!, thats just what i say, too many people use "dude" and "bro" and "man" in a "gender neutral" fashion, and i want to stop doing that so i try to replace them with "girl" and "sis" and "girliepop", since if the masculine terms can be gender neutral so can the feminine ones

@CrebboElodie@transfem.social @asokel@ohai.social pronouns: any?? i didnt know that one damn

@asokel@ohai.social @nafiri@sk.petalgarden.link me!

@asokel@ohai.social I mean it's partially a joke, but I have eaten like most of the component parts of a tree at various points. one time I ate half the bark off a stick cause I was bored

@GroupNebula563@mastodon.social fuck you this one sucks

@CrebboElodie@transfem.social @asokel@ohai.social @nafiri@sk.petalgarden.link he's a REALLY bad lier

@CrebboElodie@transfem.social @asokel@ohai.social @nafiri@sk.petalgarden.link this is probably true, I think that might help him

@CrebboElodie@transfem.social @asokel@ohai.social @nafiri@sk.petalgarden.link I mean eating roaches off the ground probably isn't too healthy either

@CrebboElodie@transfem.social @asokel@ohai.social @nafiri@sk.petalgarden.link I mean it technically still is lying, it's just so transparently not real

@asokel@ohai.social @nafiri@sk.petalgarden.link even when you don't desperately need one a hug can be nice

@nafiri@sk.petalgarden.link @asokel@ohai.social yeah that's understandable

@nafiri@sk.petalgarden.link @asokel@ohai.social someone needs to give Kel some hugs or like a shoulder to cry on or something

@Transbian_Arsonists@catwithaclari.net @asokel@ohai.social @nafiri@sk.petalgarden.link oh you replied to the complete wrong post that's why I'm so confused

@asokel@ohai.social i hope hes okay

@nightmare__eyes@mastodon.social lmaoooooo

actually they also share me but that doesn't count

I've come up with a new text cypher, the way to do it is to use a thing called "caps lock" and it completely changed how a lot of the letters look (LIKE THIS) but some stay really similar to throw people of

@thermia@sk.girlthi.ng Tim treeney

@nafiri@sk.petalgarden.link @asokel@ohai.social no he's got like some sunburn thingy that happens on the 24th every month, it's like his period

@nafiri@sk.petalgarden.link @asokel@ohai.social I definitely would, Kel is kinda bad at having people like him in any way

they call me termite the way i gnaw on wood and work faster when loud music is playing

@asokel@ohai.social @nafiri@sk.petalgarden.link you can't seem to comprehend that people like you. and like spending time with you. and want to be your friend, you kinda just explode

@puppygirlhornypost2@transfem.social indeed!!! you too may engage in roach eating

@Transbian_Arsonists@catwithaclari.net @asokel@ohai.social @nafiri@sk.petalgarden.link why do you want to set Kel on fire?

@asokel@ohai.social you literally ate soap yesterday while drunk