So, I just adopted these two little criminals. Say hello to Miso & Shoyu! And prepare yourselves for way too many kitten pictures in the coming months 👀
Remote
Ted
@tedted@hachyderm.io
mastodon 4.7.3A little pinch of randomness here and there and poof, your data is now protected. Magic! ✨
(I don't read DMs. Send me an email instead.)
0 Followers
0 Following
9 Posts
Joined January 18, 2023
Pronouns:
he/him
Who I am:
What I do:
… "differential privacy"?:
Super fun position from a blitz game tonight. I played Bxh3, my opponent resigned. Two puzzles in one:
- Instead of resigning, how can White gain an advantage after Bxh3?
- What should I have played instead?
Replying to
And I even forgot to mention the post here! It's about the decision by the U.S. government to ban noise infusion for the U.S. Census and other statistical products. tl;dr: this is very bad.
➡️ https://desfontain.es/blog/banning-noise.html 🥲
This piece reminded me of how proud I am of my ex-colleagues for pressuring Google into dropping project Maven, and glad I could play a small role in that.
Our efforts didn't stop the DoD from doing war crimes. But it made a meaningful difference in who's carrying the blame for it, and a clear proof that labor organizing can stop these things (in case Palantir workers decide to grow a conscience...).
That has to count for something.
Replying to
@zackwhittaker@mastodon.social this is, sadly, a misunderstanding. DINUM -- one particular agency within the government -- is making the switch. 200-250 computers total. A good step but very far from "all government".
This piece about the UK liver transplant matching algorithm, by @randomwalker@mastodon.social and @sayashk@mastodon.social, is well worth a read. Excellent example that algorithms that make real-world decisions aren't inherently problematic, but they can certainly be horrifyingly bad if not designed (and tested, and transparently published, and audited) carefully.
https://www.aisnakeoil.com/p/does-the-uks-liver-transplant-matching