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@tech_himbo@mastodon.social
mastodon 4.8.0-nightly.2026-10-06becoming dumber as a career move
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Joined January 31, 2022
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the masculine urge to write a niche but influential blog
roommate just said “i’m gonna turn my crypto into taco bell gift cards,” most unemployed sentence of all time
much love to all my birthday party attendees. to all who missed out, don’t worry, i intend to be alive this time next year for another rager
RE: https://flipboard.social/@newsguyusa/116391881326692769
truly the “you can’t fire me, i quit” of foreign policy
Quoting
US Navy will begin the blocking all ships from the Strait of Hormuz, announces President Trump.
Open quoted postheartbreaking: league of legends trading card game is actually excellent
“flock” becoming the eponym for #surveillance camera will be a boon to the surveillance industry, as lawmakers and other corporations lean on its negative brand image to make true but misleading claims
sat in with an executive in our security org this morning. among other claims, he said that our business will soon scale to “millions of #ai agents,” and that we need to prepare for a flood. “giving every employee an agent is like unleashing one million psychopaths on our infrastructure.”
couldn’t help but recall the old the joke:
man goes to doctor. “doc,” he says, “it hurts when i do this!” doctor thinks for a moment. “then,” she says, “don’t do that.”
oh so when an e-girl falls asleep in a voice call it’s “cute,” but when i fall asleep in a voice call i’m “snoring loud as hell” and need to “wake the fuck up”
anti-semitic twitter opp, call that a reply goy
24 hours no sex i’m geekin
discourse? in a long thread under MY dick joke? it’s more likely than you think!
walked into the men’s room at this party and I was the only one not wearing a pink wig
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“bro i have depression” yeah me too. do some robin williams shit about it. crack a joke, make art, find the clitoris. nobody benefits when you drag the vibe down to your level
this runners high shit is real
it’s manwhore monday
they/them pussy had me quaking like a california faultline
someone was big mad
RE: @tech_himbo@mastodon.social
nevermind, yuma is tier 0 and his skill should be nerfed
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“No process, no held space, no programme of accountability, no remedial framework of any kind can adjust the rate of surplus-value within the relation, because the relation is the rate. The puppygirl is the wage-form rendered as a girl.”
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“The mark in any polycule is the figure whose body, social currency, and physical labor become the polycule’s shared resources. The mark is the structurally feminized position in the configuration. The polycule organizes itself around her capacity, calibrates to her availability, treats her labor as the medium through which the polycule produces itself as a polycule.”
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you may not be online and/or gay enough to parse these quotes out of context, but i assure you, they’re absolute heat
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my dumb chud friend not only fumbled this woman, but also drove her into my arms
from now on i’m going to measure tech spend in terms of plumbing. as in, literal toilets and pipes, plus the industry which produces them. the US plumbing industry is valued at about $160 billion
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craziest part of the whole story is that he’s a fakecel! he whines about his inability to connect with women, but before we even met he’d already had multiple ex girlfriends and a couple hookups. bro has had EVERY opportunity. he’s just bad at ordinary human conversation (and, according to this girl, sex)
pleading to a lesser count of “penis goofin”
llms are golems and must be treated accordingly
good video on why mastodon has little appeal to normal people
remember that one Twitter clone?
sex clubs are hot in theory but they smell worse than the worst locker room
gershwin my beloved…
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=soIJOWjFUPU
Gershwin: "Porgy and Bess" Suite (Catfish Row) : "Porgy and Bess" Suite
footjob had me moving like a gmod ragdoll
RE: @theleftistlawyer@mastodon.social
to be fair, it’s not like corporate lawyers are paid for their critical thinking skills
woke up to 3 new dms let’s GOOOO
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the battle cry of the corporate girlie shakes my walls
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it’s getting to the point where i have trouble feeling bad for the guy. like, yeah, maybe complaining about how lonely you are IMMEDIATELY AFTER HOOKING UP would be off-putting. if only we could put our finger on why…
god, when i prayed for a lady to rearrange my guts, i did not mean for a short order cook to give me food poisoning
zaza had me on planet sheen
fucked up off the dubai chocolate liqueur
tis better to be ran through than never ran at all