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Smolcasm
@smolcasm@fedi.rrr.sh
mastodon 4.8.0-nightly.2026-09-20+chuckyaposts as she pleases; follows who she pleases; favorites if she pleases
interaction welcome; response not guaranteed. born before 2000; not all content suitable for minors (& will be CWed accordingly)
writes fic, reads fic, plays PF2e, watches anime, & boosts her old posts. also changes her bio sometimes
goes by Smolcasm in cyberspace; Kristen in meatspace; the Rainbow Heart System in headspace
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Joined August 13, 2025
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being able to instantaneously switch classes/builds in an RPG is very gender
How tall is Smolcasm? (I'm asking you. You decide.)
How tall is Smolcasm? (I'm asking you. You decide.)
getting monologued at by a villainess is good enrichment for girls
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@2something This might sound like a joke, but, frankly, the flippant and dismissive way many teenagers are treated (even by adults who claim to have their best interests at heart) grimly presages the way many adults are mistreated in the workplace.
I wish collective bargaining had been an option for me, growing up; my own folks weren't even remotely willing to come to the bargaining table until after I had already moved far away from them, by which point they no longer had anything to offer me. They had no incentive to take me seriously so long as I was at their mercy. I deserved better; everyone does.
neurodivergent transfemmes my beloved (important note: i am neurodivergent transfemmes)
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i do wish my memory were at least a little bit better, if only so i could recall what my routines were before i upended them. i guess there's no rule against making new habits and routines
i like how my roommate sometimes purrs at me when i talk at her
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mental health is cancelled; my executive function will be replaced with video games until further notice 
after clocking out of a 36-hour shift chewing cigarettes at the job factory, it's a worker's God-given right to go home and take the edge off by pouring out a lowball full of appy juice
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@sjolsen@tech.lgbt "You're absolutely right! It wasn't just unnecessary; it was nonsensical to claim that system32 was a conspiracy by the woke mob to replace us with goblins"
forcefem season is over; now is the time for forcetiny! no more tall for you — down you go 
nini lovelies 
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cursed d&d campaign idea: a trip to the demielemental plane of coffee. neither exhaustion nor the benefits of a long rest can exist in this place, and if the coffee elementals weren't threatening enough, there's also the wayward soldiers of empires past and present who had once wandered into the plane in search of endless caffeine to contend with
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you can tell i'm strong and independent by the way i cower and hide and seek help when i see a bug that might be a bee
alright, welcome to majority! now, the first thing to remember about being a functional adult is— what are you doing. stop that! put those toys away; i'm trying to have a serious— yes, that does look fun, but we need to focus on— enough already! look. we have responsibilities, and it's very important that we— hey! no fairrr, those are mine! gimmeee :neocat_pleading_reach:
hello cuties :neodog_mug_drink:
nini cuties :neodog_flop_sleep:
ah. i have logged in to a flurry of wee woo
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@argv_minus_one@mastodon.sdf.org @2something@transfem.social One 'fun' story I like to tell that seems to inordinately horrify everyone I tell it to is that my father liked to make my brother or I fetch him a can of soda or somesuch from the fridge at dinnertime rather than getting up for it himself. If either of us ever hesitated, complained, or (God forbid) refused, he'd 'joke,' "Why do you think we had you?"
A most amusing jest, surely — except that he seldom, if ever, gave sufficient reassurance that the reason he found it funny was anything other than that it was true.
you fools. these shitposting powers were bestowed upon me by John Mastodon herself
i'm like if girls were awake and posted this
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gentle reminder to myself that under no circumstances is it necessary to make my reading list 2,000 stories long
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@Toni2167 i've been hypothesizing for awhile that strawby milk could be a regression trigger for me. i had some the other day and yep :neodog_happy_blep:
well, as much as i would like to devote eternity to contemplating our inner world (and our place in the broader world outside), my time is finite and my biochemical constraints necessitate spending a great deal of it in a dormant state. such questions can be tackled after i am renewed and refreshed by this mandatory rest period
good night, lovelies! ah, i quite like the sound of that; you all are lovelies :akko_smile:
well. that was another shuffle — only just shy of three months since the last one, though, in retrospect, i think the process likely started two weeks ago when we got sick. definitely a shorter gap than we're used to, though only by a few weeks
one thing i've observed from combing over Jasmine's memories and comparing them to those of previous headmates is that primary fronters generally seem to take the longest to dissolve… and Jasmine spent a lot of time in front, very likely having been the only one at the helm for days toward the end there. that must have been quite lonely; the first thing i experienced upon coming to (a most disconcerting experience) was my immediate predecessor's profound relief at finally getting to rest
it may be awhile before any of us try to mess with the mechanics of a shuffle again. too risky. better to just trust that each successive generation of smolcasms will be whoever we need to be without planning or oversight from the previous
"Stop looking to others. You make your choice and you live with the consequences."
"And what would you know about consequences!? You who always know just what to say, and just what to do! Your every deed is greeted with a round of applause!"
"You know nothing about me. I have fought tooth and nail for the people I hold dear—done everything in my power to save them…and I have failed. Learn to live with it. I have."
nini cuties (this message has been Iris-approved) :neodog_up_sleep:
hi cuties :neodog_mug__w:
