Inspired by this post (@catsalad@infosec.exchange) I made an animated, alphabetised, deeply cursed clock.
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Ryan Bateman 
@secretsquirrel@mastodon.social
mastodon 4.8.0-nightly.2026-10-06He/him. Uncomfortable at parties.
I live in Berlin and work in technology. I am tired of it.
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I realised that the majority of photos I took at #emfcamp are in keeping with their (very sensible) photo policy ('don't post photos where someone is easily identifiable') because the majority of my photos are of homemade robots, dumb phone numbers, or lasers.
I made a quadlock backplate for the #emfcamp spaceagon badge.
https://www.printables.com/model/1788404-spaceagon-quadlock-plate
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@cstross@wandering.shop Hi Charlie! I made this.
German (at the least) is on the todo list. I just added some new toggles/labels today.
Timezones... I don't know. There's a fine line between 'accursèd' and 'eternally damned'.
3 emails in as many days from as many 'research' firms looking offering to pay me for "consulting" to help them train AI. Hard to say whether it is actually that, whether it's a company looking for details on a previous employer, or whether it's just a scam.
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@signalstation@raggedfeathers.com When you do have to go digital, I really do like radio paradise.com
RE: @obsidian@mas.to
Cool gig alert.
I made a microsite to help with unlocking a Landis+gyr e320 electrical meter, which requires lights being flashed at very specific intervals.
"Yeah I keep the ICE on my 'deck pretty tight. You gotta, if you're a cyberspace cowboy."
[gently squeezes rubber duck]