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Samuel 🌐

@samuel@social.meenzen.net
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Software Developer. I like to build silly things and host my own services. Sometimes I engage in the arts of computer touching.

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Fluent in Yappanese. Hot takes. Shitposts. Horny. Don't expect quality.

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35 Followers
360 Following
17 Posts
Joined November 01, 2022
Website:
https://mnzn.dev
Matrix:
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GitHub:
https://github.com/meenzen
Forgejo:
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Samuel 🌐 @samuel@social.meenzen.net
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@bsi@social.bund.de es scheint als hätte das #BSI Encodings noch nicht so richtig verstanden. Warum überrascht mich das nicht?
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Samuel 🌐 @samuel@social.meenzen.net
· 3mo ago
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@gregkh@social.kernel.org The gigantic codebases of #Linux #Google and #Microsoft will obviously have lots of security issues. But a project as new as #OpenClaw having the same order of magnitude of CVE's is honestly scary. They really invented CVEmaxxing over there.
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Samuel 🌐 @samuel@social.meenzen.net
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@brauner no, this is clearly the wrong approach. Bootloaders like #GRUB run before the kernel, so clearly they should be responsible. I suggest adding DNA-based verification. Simply send a saliva sample to your nearest lab when booting the computer. This simple process only takes 60-90 business days, so the usability impact would be minimal.
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Samuel 🌐 @samuel@social.meenzen.net
· 3mo ago
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@gregkh@social.kernel.org be my guest, I don't think I invented that word but having it in a talk would be fun! I guess #CVEmaxxing is a thing now.
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Samuel 🌐 @samuel@social.meenzen.net
· 5mo ago

Die Statusseite von #DENIC ist eine .de Domain. An sich ja cool, #dogfooding und so. Das ist jetzt nur leider blöd, wenn gerade keine .de domains aufgrund einer Störung aufgelöst werden können und man genau dann über den Status informieren will.

https://status.denic.de/

#neuland

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Samuel 🌐 @samuel@social.meenzen.net
· 6mo ago

So I've been opening office.com to get to my work documents for many years now. Guess what: That doesn't work anymore. Instead of giving a nice overview of recently used documents, it now is a fucking #AI chat. Thanks for that #Microslop, I genuinely hate this. Please keep going with this #enshittification until everyone has switched to better alternatives. This is the best advertising campaign for the #Linux and #OSS ecosystem we've ever seen.

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Samuel 🌐 @samuel@social.meenzen.net
· 7mo ago
Replying to
@qurlyjoe "Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" - Cave Johnson
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Samuel 🌐 @samuel@social.meenzen.net
· 7mo ago
Replying to
@cR0w can I at least add extra fiberglass insulation? That's my favorite topping.
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Samuel 🌐 @samuel@social.meenzen.net
· 6mo ago

@emoji__polls@stefanbohacek.online 🐙 gang

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Samuel 🌐 @samuel@social.meenzen.net
· 6mo ago
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@cR0w@infosec.exchange eh, I usually just block without a note and then assume that past me had a good reason for the block.
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Samuel 🌐 @samuel@social.meenzen.net
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@homeassistant what's the name of that cute little assistant?
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Samuel 🌐 @samuel@social.meenzen.net
· 7mo ago
Replying to
@chfour who is bidding on those?
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Samuel 🌐 @samuel@social.meenzen.net
· 6mo ago

#TIL this emoji exists: 🫪

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Samuel 🌐 @samuel@social.meenzen.net
· 4w ago

#GitHub whenever I want to merge a few pull requests. It often gets stuck on this spinner for no apparent reason. I usually come back an hour later and pray that it has magically resolved itself by then.

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Samuel 🌐 @samuel@social.meenzen.net
· 8mo ago
Replying to
@changoteca@mas.to I do this way more often than I'd like to admit.
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Samuel 🌐 @samuel@social.meenzen.net
· 2w ago
Replying to
@eri@mk.moth.zone I figured out that you can type "man" to unlock the tutorial.
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Samuel 🌐 @samuel@social.meenzen.net
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@rosey@nekomimi.pics I love the internet.
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