Big Beautiful Bataillean

Sperm with pink bow on its head: I can't wait to be a good Christian woman serving my wife!
Sperm with five o'clock shadow: I hate ta break it to ya, kid, but we're in the asshole of a femboy member of 764 who's going to get sacrificed to one of the ONA demons as part of an ongoin' ritchal to prevent Trump from dying. Sorry girlie.

@casinofem@social.xenofem.me @coolbean@brain.worm.pink i was on it but i never had this happen to me :(

@silicasandwhich@java.duke.social when I was thirteen it wasn't even out. we had to fucking decide if we more like rei or asuka. those of us with taste chose motoko or rally

the funny thing is I hate philosophy I hate logic I hate maths I hate language i :blobcatheart: 🖼️ 🎶 I need to drill out my broca's area so I can finally be rid of the scourge of the word

@hayley i could never eat this thing it's too cute

@coolbean@brain.worm.pink https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1995-11-07-ls-217-story.html

@coolbean@brain.worm.pink welcome to the right way

this would also lead to better in person skills incrementally. eventually, maybe, we could call ourselves a community

@ophis@brain.worm.pink @bri7@social.treehouse.systems hiiii

@ophis@brain.worm.pink @zazzoo@mstdn.ca @peter@thepit.social >implying they're actually interested in their children as anything more than mobile gene torpedoes

@ophis@brain.worm.pink what about Green Leaps Forward?

@Primavera@void.lgbt glad to hear someone is offering this valuable service even in the face of getting arrested by nanny state types

pathways into barkness

you use normie to mean someone plebeian and beneath you because of their statistically modal properties. I use normie to refer to people who hate me and wish for my utter destruction because I am an extreme outlier in many "bad" ways. we are not the same

if i ever did wh40k i'd probably buy a bucket of purple army guys and have an all-kommando ork army

why the fuck do we need a trans day of telling everyone else who's vulnerable and genocidable

i am the amazing human chindogirl

@ophis@brain.worm.pink wait you're another scum fuck u person

incel trans day of ebegging vs virgin trans day of visibility vs chad trans day of anti-civ/cis coordinated goatseing of emergency alert systems

things to do instead of having your brain destroyed by psychiatrists:

literally any street drug ever
shitposting
going to your local gay bathhouse (if male) feminist bookstore (if woman) museum/gameshop/comic book store (if non-binary)
create an unhinged paracosm/fantasy book cycle
develop cum magick powers after weeks of continual gooning
becoming an anglo-catholic
moving to the woods and attempting to get the bears to come to your mass

chat should i install a bsd next? i mean ofc some of you are gonna say yes but which one ?

what if they turn the agi on and it's just basically bender but gay

infinite recursive masturbatory soykaff soft serve machine that gradually destroys itself, further toxifying the soykaff

@ophis@brain.worm.pink why make the assumption that an omniscient creator god has to be good?

gun docking

trying to pass is trying too hard

if this eu canada shit goes through and we get some sort of access to schengen i'd move to finland but i'd never fit in because i don't drink. everything else would likely be fine it's just i can't with booze

I believe in scumfuc, the demon almighty, damnest in heaven and earth, and in his only adopted son, Jesus Christ Allin, adopted by the devil after fucking. Scum of Scum, Evil of Evil, Very Scum of Very Scum, befucked not begotten, being of one Evil with the scumfuc, through whom all things were killed, who for us men, and for our damnation, came up from Hell, and was incarnate by the scumfuc ghost back in '56, and was made punk, and overdosed also for us, at an afterparty, He vomited and choked on it, and on the third day they had an epic funeral, with him in a leather jacket and jockstrap, and he descended into hell, and shitteth on the right hand of the Devil, from whence he shall come to rock the quick and the dead, whose basement show shall have no end.
I believe in the scumfuc, the virus, the taker of life, who proceedeth from the Devil and GG, who with the Devil and GG is intoxicated and rocking, who sang with the Murder Junkies. And I believe one, unholy, global and apocalystolic church, I acknowledge one craptism for the remission of saints. And I look for the insurrection of the dead, and the death of that world that is. Fuck you.

@mer@yourwalls.today this is how the best philosophy gets done

why do i go on drug reddits like meth and heroin it's fascinating but like. i am fucked for doing this. or am i

@Primavera@void.lgbt @ophis@brain.worm.pink @bri7@social.treehouse.systems https://www.maninthesea.org/

@syzygy@dsmc.space transcribed this to rna and put it in my ribosome, it said there was a frame error on codon 420. should I file a ticket on genehub or something? would hate to see something with such viral potential fail because of a silly codon error

anyway where does one get a fursona drawn up? preferably one that pisses off the cuntnadian government

crack, crack, the magical rock, the more you smoke it, the more you hock

do you like brutalism, depression and killing yourself with work as a cope (sfu) or do you like bougie decadence, snobbery and ass-slurping as a cope (ubc)

@ophis@brain.worm.pink alas. i will prolly float through the fedi without finding another vagrant raccoon

shoggoth with a soul patch. what do you do

@ophis@brain.worm.pink UNIVERSAL GUNCARE NOW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZsNu30s0OM let's get soykaffing girls

@maxine@brain.worm.pink in constant pain and terror (have used gentoo on and off for decades)